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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 21/10/2025

but also the modified "butt-ass naked" form is 100% correct

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

If they had the capacity to do this, it would be really bad. And they probably will try to do a couple of high profile examples to make you think they *do* have the capacity. But like a lot of stuff, this is a memo designed to get you to voluntarily stop doing stuff they don’t like.

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 30/08/2025

italy has so many wonderful foods, but poblanos are sadly not among them my kingdom for some rajas

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 21/07/2025

free idea: an astrology column called "the schmaltz in our stars," you're welcome

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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

WeTransfer just changed their TOS giving themselves permission to train AI on any content you transfer and produce derivative works based on content you transfer that they are allowed to monetize and you are not allowed payment for. Stop using WeTransfer.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 24/06/2025

Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment. Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off. 📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 15/06/2025

i know, because i am a policeWOman

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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 28/05/2025

Reminder that I’m happy to help you move your Substack newsletter to a self-hosted Ghost newsletter that you fully own and control (and that scales more cheaply than Substack if you’re monetized.)

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 19/05/2025

no apologies for my choices / nessuna scusa per le mie scelte

a drawing of a wall with a window with green shutters. in front of the wall are four street signs reading "il tuo letto" (your bed), "'na bella camomilla" (a nice camomile), "i tuoi pigiama preferiti" (your favorite PJs), "tutti i libri che non hai letto" (all the books you haven't read), and "la gioventù" (youth). all the signs have arrows pointing the same way except "la gioventù."

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 18/05/2025

“When it was time to write, and he took his pen in his hand, he never thought of consequences; he thought of style. I wonder why I ever bothered with sex, he thought; there’s nothing in this breathing world so gratifying as an artfully placed semicolon.” – Hilary Mantel, A Place of Greater Safety

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 17/05/2025

i do this with mascarpone strawberry season is best season

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 10/05/2025

i love getting to write a strongly worded letter, but I like opening my door to not find my doormat not covered in an actual pile of feces EVEN MORE so hard to please me, it is

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 09/05/2025

you're a right thinking person. do it. totally worth it. no regrets.

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 09/05/2025

it's that or start wearing fascinators

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 09/05/2025

may start communicating exclusively via haiku and william carlos williams parody as my late-40s IDGAF affectation

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 09/05/2025

This Is Just To Say They have elected the pope who does not like MAGA and who Vance was probably hoping they would not Not sorry, he is Augustinian part Black and so woke

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Brian Levine @balevine.com · 08/05/2025

Cubs win! Cubs win!

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 08/05/2025

my dog is waiting on pins and needles I assume a swiss guard will be at the door any minute now

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 07/05/2025

he has informed me that he would rule under the name "Bud I" in homage to the film that highlighted this significant loophole in clerical regulations

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 07/05/2025

a note for the cardinal electors, his name is pasticciotto, he is located in rome a scant 3km from the vatican, and there is no rule saying a dog can't be pope

a shaggy, scruffy blond dog making the biggest, doofiest smiley face sits on a bright green couch, staring right at the camera and daring you to tell him he is not perfection

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 23/04/2025

made an explainer for those unfamiliar with smoke-based conclave communication methods

a colorful pen and ink drawing showing seven plumes of smoke: white, black, orange, purple, green, pink, and brown. they are labeled: (1) we have a pope!; (2) we don't have a pope!; (3) we don't want a pope!; (4) we have a schism!; (5) we have an antipope!; (6) we have a girl!; and (7) "shit!"

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Michelle @schizzibizzi.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Prepariamoci.

un disegno in inchiostro colorato con sette pennacchi di fumo: bianco, nero, arancione, viola, verde, rosa, and marrone ognuno con un etichetta:: (1) abbiamo un papa!; (2) non abbiamo un papa!; (3) non vogliamo un papa!; (4) abbiamo una schisma; (5) abbiamo un antipapa; (6) abbiamo una donna; and (7) cazzo!

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 23/04/2025

glorifying it is one of the few joys left us in these dark times

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Brian Levine @balevine.com · 23/04/2025

I don't know much about the papacy. But that's funny.

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 23/04/2025

finally, my artistic endeavors have merged with my love of medieval papal history, pope joan, and jokes if there were also puppies, all my worlds would have well and truly collided

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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 23/04/2025

made an explainer for those unfamiliar with smoke-based conclave communication methods

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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 22/04/2025

I looked into the media hysteria around a trans woman allegedly competing in the Boston Marathon yesterday. What I found was that every single anti-trans headline about the issue could be traced to a single person. It's 2025 & media literacy is dead.