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Michael Woodman

@michaelwoodman.bsky.social
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Vocals/guitar for Thumpermonkey. Debut solo album on Believers Roast, 04/2025. - www.michaelwoodman.uk - michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com - thumpermonkey.bandcamp.com

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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Here’s something new (and old): I’ve finally uploaded Deep Time, the song-in-a-day I made with The Drum Tamer, John Simm, (who drummed on & mixed my EP 'Psithurism' and also hit things on 'Hiss of Today'). michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/track/deep-t...
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Deep Time, by Michael Woodman
from the album No Moon, No Throne (Single)
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Here's the lovely review that the kind folks at Prog printed of 'Hiss of Today' in their April issue. Honestly, I thought that this record ushered in my sort of Phil Collins 'No Jacket Required' era, but I guess not?
Review reads: "The  follow-up  to  2021's  Psithurism  mini-album, Hiss Of  Today  finds  Thumpermonkey  frontman  Michael  Woodman  spreading  out  over  35  minutes  of  music  that  feels less  like  a  collection  of  songs than   it  does  a  skilfully  carved  piece  of  sonic  sculpture.  Which  befits an  album  inspired   by  William  Robert  Woodman  (no  relation), one  of  the  founders  of  the  Hermetic  Order  of  the  Golden  Dawn, the  secret  society that  claimed  the  occultist  Aleister  Crowley  as  a   member. It's all  over  the  place, in  the  best  possible  way.  V.I.T.R.I.O.L  begins  with  what sounds  like a  garbled  alien  voice intercepted  from  deepest  space  before  tailing  off  via  a  series  of  eerie  instrumental washes  into  No  Moon, No  Throne, an  otherworldly mesh  of  miserly  rhythms, choirboy vocals  and  tumbling   guitar.  The Wandering  Nerve  finds Woodman  going  full  avant-  Fripp, and  Lychgate  (featuring  Believers Roast  label  boss  Kavus  Torabi)  is  wrapped  around  what feels  like an  eight-bit  samba  rhythm.  Throughout, Woodman  switches  gear  and  mood, seemingly  intent  on  choosing  the   path  of  greater musical  adventure  at   every  opportunity. This  is  deeply  psychedelic  music, and  not  as  we  know  it.  FL"
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
IT'S BANDCAMP FRIDAY (Bandcat Friday?). If you're thinking of grabbing it digitally or physically, today Bandcamp waives its revenue share—100% goes to artists/labels for 24 hours. Enjoy my orange cat. He has no idea what's going on. michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/album/hiss-o...
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
"Hiss of Today" is out now on Bandcamp and (cough) 'other' music streaming services! michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/album/hiss-o...
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
"Woodman's inspired pen does not lose that originality of an author who likes to willingly break away from the pre-established patterns of both alternative rock and prog" (Translated from Italian) altprogcore.blogspot.com/2025/04/mich...
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Michael Woodman - Hiss of Today (2025)
Messi in pausa i Thumpermonkey ormai da un po' di tempo, il chitarrista e frontman del gruppo Michael Woodman si è dedicato ad un quieta ma ...
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I've owned a bass for 2 days, and now all I can hear when I listen to music is the basslines. Musician friends, what basslines should I learn as I try to level up playing without a plectrum?
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Wonderful humans. I will preview Hiss of Today tonight, in its entirety. michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/merch/hiss-o... Hope you can join the 48k jamboree.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Now playing: youtu.be/gVq3Cjjz7Vo?...
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The Holy Family – Inward Turning Suns (Edit)
YouTube video by Rocket Recordings
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Nick @11th-earl-of-blah.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Disappointed to learn that the leader of this project isn't named Dr Hfuhruhurr. futurism.com/neoscope/mus...
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Musician Who Died in 2021 Resurrected as Clump of Brain Matter, Now Composing New Music
Using the DNA of the late musician Alvin Lucier, a team has created an "in-vitro brain" that still creates music with its electrical signals.
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Chaos Theory Music @chaostheorymusic.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Last Saturday was a beautiful, soothing, magical experience. Hearing Alora Crucible play their music & the music of @tobydriver.bsky.social was transcendent. We'll see Toby Driver & Timba Harris again in June, as part of post-punk prog outfit Extra Life: link.dice.fm/I086f551c92d #livemusic
Alora Crucible playing the music of Toby Driver at a UK exclusive Chaos Theory event in New River Studios.

Members from left to right:
Ana Cristina Pérez Ochoa on piano/synth
Timba Harris on violin
Sam Gutterman on drums
Toby Driver on guitar and vocals
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Get a nice 10% discount off our books with the case-sensitive code WRITING10 until midnight on Friday April 18! They're three enormous volumes about the dark, scary, and downright weird pop culture of the 70s & 80s! Store link: linktr.ee/scarredforlife
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Outcast Tape Infirmary @outcasttapes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Submissions are now open for Shorts Volume 4! Join us for a celebration of short pants and short songs, with every track 90 seconds or less. This time we're doing a limited release on cassette with hand-stitched j-cards. It will also be available digitally. See attached photos for more details.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Sign me up for the 'monstrous folly'! :-)
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I'm hosting a Bandcamp Party listen-through of 'Hiss of Today' next week on 17th April. Expect numerous references to the 48k spectrum version of 'Heavy on the Magick', the forgotten Thelema-adjacent adventure game that I encountered as a child. michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/merch/hiss-o...
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Thank you to Prog magazine for the luminous review of 'Hiss of Today'. Given that the physical version has only just hit the shelves, I have devised a creative solution for redacting the majority of the content. Buy the magazine for the non-orange-cat version.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Ex-Thumpermonkey bass player Mike Hutchinson of @planetsmashergames.bsky.social has just smashed his kickstarter goal for his new game, (perhaps those with an interest in drunk orc shenanigans might consider helping him smash it further). www.kickstarter.com/projects/pla...
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Space Gits: A Miniatures Game of Drunk-Ass Space Orcs
From the creator of GASLANDS comes a dexterity-based skirmish game of lootin', shootin' and scootin'.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
An occult broadcast from a parallel 1983. 'The Fantastic Voyage', if it had received a 48k ZX Spectrum game tie-in. 'No Moon, No Throne' (directed by Teddy Powell) goes online at 7.30pm on Friday. Come and hang out in the chat if you like. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrc3...
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No Moon, No Throne - Michael Woodman (Official Video).
YouTube video by Michael Woodman
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
🌓 NEW SINGLE INCOMING 🌓 The second single from Hiss of Today lands this Friday, April 11th. 'No Moon, No Throne' has been haunting my live set for a while now—I'm excited to share its final manifestation with you.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
"Lyons Maid Bass Drum Skin" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndzN...
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Lost Crowns: Et Tu Brute
YouTube video by Ashley Jones
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
17 April, at 7.30 pm (UK time)—Hiss of Today Bandcamp listening party. The album will stream once, then vanish until release day. I’ll be in the chat, sharing stories about the songs and the production and answering your questions. Hope to see you there! michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/merch/hiss-o...
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Hiss of Today Listening Party from Michael Woodman
Listening Party from Michael Woodman.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Lychgate has ascended to the hallowed throne of Prog Magazine’s Track of the Week! Huge thanks to @jerryewing.bsky.social and all the folks at Prog Magazine, and eternal gratitude to all who voted.
A screenshot of Prog magazine's post about Michael Woodman winning Track of the Week. Michael appears, backlit
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Thanks so much to everyone who has voted and kept my single/video Lychgate in the lead all week in Prog magazine’s Track of the Week! The winner is announced tomorrow, so if you haven’t yet, please take 30 seconds to make sure Ignathox gets your vote. tinyurl.com/votelychgate
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Craig Fortnam @craigfortnam.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Well……
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Hilariously, I'm still in the lead in the Prog Magazine track of the week. If you've not already voted, a quick click to help me widen the gap further would be so appreciated :-) tinyurl.com/votelychgate
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
It's Glastonbury time again...
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Today, I learned that while the "Bo"- in Bovril stands for "bovine", the end of the word comes from The Coming Race (1871), (a sci-fi novel about a subterranean civilization wielding a telekinetic, mind-controlling energy called "Vril").
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
'There'll be no more capers with figures and papers.'
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
News so astonishing my moustache fell off! Prog has nominated 'Lychgate' as 'track of the week'. Please follow the link below and cast your vote! tinyurl.com/votelychgate
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 13/03/2025
Another little trailer for the Lost Crowns album, out on April 4th. A single (of sorts), "Et Tu Brute", is imminent, and pre-orders are being ordered: lostcrowns.bandcamp.com
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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Who's up transmuting base metals into gold?
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Craig Fortnam @craigfortnam.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I am delighted to announce two North Sea Radio Orchestra shows! 👇❤️❤️
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The video for 'Lychgate' is now online. If it amuses you, please like, subscribe, share. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5xD...
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Lychgate - Michael Woodman (Official Video)
YouTube video by Michael Woodman
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ORGAN MAGAZINE @organmagazine.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
ORGAN: Five Music Things – A first taste of Gösta Berlings Saga's new album, more from Niis, meanwhile over on Anglesey, Gorwel Owen while Michael Woodman, he of Thumpermonkey, has some knew solo material and Circuit Des Yeux with more of that new album that's out this week... wp.me/p2ScbB-umU
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ORGAN: Five Music Things – A first taste of Gösta Berlings Saga’s new album, more from Niis, meanwhile over on Anglesey, Gorwel Owen while Michael Woodman, he of Thumpermonkey, has some new solo mater...
Shall we write a new editorial? Oh the endless demand and who needs a damn editorial? No time for editorials, let the actual music do the actual walking and the actual talking. Exact same thing aga…
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The video for 'Lychgate' is now online. If it amuses you, please like, subscribe, share. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5xD...
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Lychgate - Michael Woodman (Official Video)
YouTube video by Michael Woodman
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The question on everyone's lips - who is this mysterious gentleman? If you want to find out more, join the "Lychgate" video premiere tonight on YouTube (chat open from 7.45pm, and screening shortly thereafter). www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5xD...
A strange puppet with staring eyes a white handlebar moustache and a dirty monks habit, playing a gibson SG guitar in a church, illuminated by spectral blue light.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The "Lychgate" video/single (featuring extra guitars Kavus Torabi) premieres on YouTube on March 12th. Come and join me in the chat with (hopefully) a bunch of other weirdos at 7.45 pm before it screens. youtu.be/Q5PIvCPqick?...
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"Lychgate" premieres on YouTube on 12th March.
YouTube video by Michael Woodman
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
In 2023, Teddy Powell approached me about making a music video. Discussions ranging between "The Baby of Mâcon" and "Robot Jox"(!) led to Teddy's short film—10 minutes of nightmarish elliptical hauntology*—that convinced me to collaborate. Contains blood/nudity. youtu.be/LzxmnNBfP3E?...
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A Short Film About Cohhvid 9Teen19
YouTube video by Teddy Powell
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The music video for 'Lychgate' (from my upcoming album, Hiss of Today) premieres Wednesday, March 12th. No need to leave home—grab a drink and some snacks. Join me and (hopefully) some other weirdos in the chat at 7.45pm before the 8.00pm screening. youtu.be/-5xDPtSBBqU?...
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Lychgate - Michael Woodman
YouTube video by Michael Woodman
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Joyzine @joyzineuk.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Paul F Cook recently reviewed the "power & touching fragility" of Maud The Moth's new album 'The Distaff'. Joyzine asked MTM to share the meanings & inspirations of her beautifully crafted release. She kindly agreed. @averyfriedman.bsky.social @paulfcook.bsky.social
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TRACK BY TRACK: MAUD THE MOTH: THE DISTAFF - Joyzine
Having recently reviewed Maud The Moth's new album 'The Distaff' we asked them to give us a deeper dive into the meaning behind the songs.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
So yeah, Kavus Torabi (who you may know from Cardiacs, Gong, Utopia Strong, etc.) was kind enough to add a whole bunch of guitars and psychedelic tomfoolery to the track 'Lychgate' from my upcoming album. You can pre-order 'Hiss of Today', well... today! michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/album/hiss-o...
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
All the notes.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Hiss of Today' is now available for pre-order on Bandcamp! michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/album/hiss-of-today
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Ex thumpermonkey bass player and Gaslands creator Mike Hutchinson @planetsmashergames.bsky.social gave me loads if help with my silly text adventure. Interface with his content.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My top 5 no context comments left by those who completed the text adventure at www.michaelwoodman.uk 1. "Never trust a man holding dried legumes". 2. "Beans have long heads" 3. "That salmon-pink Charvel Jackson would definitely sound shit if plugged into an amp"
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
This is the kind of nonsense you can expect at www.michaelwoodman.uk
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 03/02/2025
Mike Hutchinson is one of the most innovative designers around, and he’s turned his eye on Cthulhu Mythos role playing. This looks like a ton of fun, in which the players don’t investigate the horror, they inflict it. www.kickstarter.com/projects/pla...
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The Crawling Chaos RPG
A zine-sized roleplaying game of weird demises featuring one player and many GMs.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Hading out for a 6 a.m. walk in complete darkness, only to be surrounded by dogs with luminous collars.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Found my way to 'Childhood of a Leader' via Scott Walker and really enjoyed it - now going into 'The Brutalist' having seen no trailers or reviews. Curiously very excited about the prospect of an intermission.
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Michael Woodman @michaelwoodman.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The 'Hiss of Today' text adventure is now public at www.michaelwoodman.uk - beat the adventure and get private access to the first single on the album, way before the official release date and video unveiling.
Michael Woodman wearing white gloves, staring through a gap in his hands - the gap in his hands is triangular.
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