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Michael R Muller (no longer dead)

@michaelrmuller.bsky.social
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Comic book making pile of bones Likely to die alone patreon.com/michaelrmuller Instagram.com/michael.r.muller michaelrmuller.bigcartel.com

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been thinking about this tweet a lot lately
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ordering at McDonald’s when you’re high as hell.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stupid posters need the most love…
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone’s jacked off to this guy, you know it’s true
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All of his amateur grade porno photos, gone… like tears in the rain.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Contemplating new types of dogs
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“On June 1st, 2025 a spokesperson stated Hogan’s Hulkmania had metastasized and moved to his bones leaving little hope for a full recover.”
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chewbacca’s uncircumcised
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You ever wake up so tired it feels like you got your ass kicked in a psychic battle?
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Throw a damn bird cage at somebody saying that at me
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Heard yr mom got a job throwing dummies off overpasses with Macaulay Culkin.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Blood soaked killing fields” is hands down the most bad ass way anyone has ever described my home state.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is how I find out Psycho Mantis is on Bluesky
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cat owners, we have our smoking gun
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Worse than three back-to-back 9/11s
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was there a major small press comics convention this weekend? Did I forget something big?
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was waiting on the bus about 6 months after the Big 11 and this dude started telling me all about these evil “Israeli” guys in turbans blowing up stuff. I was like ”uh oh, okay” while he’s like “AND IF I SEE ONE OF THEM GUYS DRIVING INTO MCDONALDS I TELL MY GIRL NO UH UH, WE’RE GOING TO WENDY’S”
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Samurai horse robot reported to be running loose in the NY subway systems.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That’s the outsider artist who painted all the little girls doing chaos fyi
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tomorrow’s Nintendo Direct supposedly just a video of Shigeru Miyamoto hearing Tool for the first time.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Battle Angel Aaliyah
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
.@nyrb-imprints.bsky.social have a listing for a Nekojiru omnibus in January 2027.
Beginning in 1990, Japanese readers of the legendary comics magazine Garo were treated to something entirely new: stories of humor, cruelty, and deep nihilism all told through a pair of smiling cartoon cat siblings, Nyaako and her little brother, Nyata.

Written and drawn by the self-taught artist Chiyomi Hashiguchi under the pseuodym Nekojiru, Nekojiru Udon is a dark delight. Newly translated by award-winning translator Alexa Frank, this edition collects all three volumes of the series in English for the first time.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What if I told you this beeping was still happening a week later
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On this episode of Friends Ross intentionally shoves a shopping cart into a small child.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Depeche Mode on the work radio: “I’m taking a ride with my best friend” Me to my co-worker: “well my best friend doesn’t even return my phone calls 😕”
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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
24 hours to go and still no stretch goal! This might be the first kickstarter in a while where I don't have a bonus zine, and if so, that's OK...but look at the cover and these pages that would be inside. Surely there are a couple more people who want this... www.kickstarter.com/projects/wan...
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The following X villains do NOT go down on their lady: Apocalypse Sebastian Shaw Sauron (for practical reasons) Arcade Donald Pierce Bastion Fabian Cortez Trevor Fitzroy Silver Samurai
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Service work, or any customer service job really, will become progressively harder each passing year because customers are aggressively using chatgpt which causes cognitive decline. The customers are literally getting dumber by the day.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sluggo looking like John F Kennedy in his final moments in that third panel. He was shook
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On this episode of Friends Ross intentionally shoves a shopping cart into a small child.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y’know if I had been the one to go to those Backrooms… well I don’t think it would have gone down like that
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Dogs should kill their owners more often. Spice things up a bit, I think.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Bugs are a type of animal you can murder in public and nobody cares. Choke out a centipede in front of his kids in broad day light and you will not go to jail.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Best Buy manager at the morning meeting is all like “now, I know times are tough out there but listen, you HAVE to finish your shift before you commit suicide. No more of this going and slitting your wrists in the restroom. It’s gotta stop.”
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Look how fucking good he drew that N
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whenever someone famous dies it’s usually really sad for their fans but we can all take comfort knowing zombification isn’t real so we never have to deal with the trauma of a celebrity rising from the dead to come and eat us.
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Adam Vian @sfbdim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Darkstalkers
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In my neighborhood there’s a fire alarm that has been going off for over 48 hours. One of my roommates screams randomly in the night in a language I don’t understand. And NOW my fridge has started making these sad puppy noises. One day you wake up and your ass is in Eraserhead.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t really know her music, her movies, or really much of anything about her but I do know Dolly Parton did agree to a gag on The Simpsons where she dresses like Snoopy and leaves via jet pack. So yeah, she was cool.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We’d be friends
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Yeah, uh, lemme get that burrito with the osteoporosis yall were advertising”
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Heavy traffic is delaying your Lyft driver. They are using their most aggressive hand gestures to ensure a timely arrival”
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Public Image Ltd is both one of the coolest bands ever but also one of the lamest bands ever.
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ʄ Ṳ č k. k. ft. magooboonaut- “Don’t do that shit (near my front door)” - BEST NEW MUSIC
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Describe your social circle with a book title.
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Domino Books @dominocomics.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Added Pines #1 by Jason T. Miles from 2007 to The New York Working Cartoon Library Archive, go read nycartoonlibrary.org/jtmpines1.html
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I ❤️ him
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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ullo, dees ees Jaggazz und I’m Werner Herzog.
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