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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My favorite social media block was when Kevin Nowlan blocked me for saying that while he is one of the greatest artists alive I felt the anatomy was off here. C’mon Kevin, those hips aren’t wide enough!!

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I don’t really know her music, her movies, or really much of anything about her but I do know Dolly Parton did agree to a gag on The Simpsons where she dresses like Snoopy and leaves via jet pack. So yeah, she was cool.

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

So you’re sitting down to dinner, and you need a KNIFE. But all you’re finding in your kitchen drawers are spoons; TEN THOUSAND OF ‘EM! Well there’s a word for that, it’s ironic. I call THE WHOLE situation ironic.

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

There’s Jerry, Elaine, George, and of course Kramer too

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

They made the Duolingo owl have rizz. They want to make you horny for language. Fucked up stuff.

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The genderqueer pride flag is just a thinly veiled Brainiac pride flag. Please discuss.

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Society if it was Koji Igarashi, not Hideo Kojima, who became a shameless celebrity hobnobber.

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

“Remember: if you see any gunpla builders consider them DANGEROUS”

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Oh look, I’m officially tabling at Heroescon this year. Possibly the only con I’ll be at this year??

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Someone gouged out Garfield’s eyes with a screwdriver

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Pitchfork keeps their album scores behind a paywall now.

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I just think their manga covers tend to anesthetized the subject matter.

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

We’re just going to make a thread of all my dumb photoshops

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Sometimes you just got to get an idea out of your system

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Turning 42 tomorrow. To all my enemies: try harder, bitches 😉

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Michael R Muller (no longer dead) @michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I THINK I’m tabling at this convention. For whatever reason I’m always one of the last guests to get added but UNLESS I pissed off somebody I should be tabling again.