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Michael Malis

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Sonia Sulaiman @soniasulaiman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I honestly suspect that he vacillates like this in order to push what people will accept as a norm. The news cycle has moved on from him kidnapping the president of Venezuela, or threatening to invade Greenland, or colonizing Palestine or— it’s not distraction. It’s abuser behaviour.
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I am rarely on Bluesky and missed this … yes I wrote a review of this fantastic book! Check it out.
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Anne Elias @woodsfern.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"UM's endowment climbed $2 billion to a market value of $21.2 billion during the past fiscal year." And yet, staff are still being laid off due to federal cuts. Many of us haven't seen measurable pay increases to match the cost of living in years When will this university invest in its employees?
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U-M’s long-term investment portfolio generated 15.5% return rate in FY ’25 | The University Record
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anythingEzra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
what the fuck. i'm not a robot, i promise
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
mid-line came to me "become un-google-able" erase digi'tal gaze #haiku
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
the cory booker speech has to go down as one of the emptiest political gestures of all time, right?
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Crucial detail… two of the three who died were murdered. Insane.
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Three people I’ve know for over a decade died in the last week. A fourth called me out of the blue in distress. I turned 37 on Monday. Things are not okay.
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I hate that this is where I’ve landed, but it turns out that the world is just irredeemably bad, and the best you can do is toil endlessly at the sisyphean task of making it a tiny bit better
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It’s insane how we live in a society where there’s more accountability for football coaches than elected government officials
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Anne Elias @woodsfern.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Ope!
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Florida Board of Governors rejects Santa Ono as University of Florida president
The selection of the former UM president faced backlash from GOP leaders over his handling of pro-Palestine encampments and his past support of DEI.
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
"bsky is dead!" okay great this is my diary and none of you are supposed to be reading it anyway
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
When you know a footnote is going to be a banger and sure enough, it’s a banger
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
This weekend: put my hands in the dirt, stayed out late dancing, caught a soccer game with my kiddo, grilled for my in-laws. Exhausting but fulfilling holiday weekend.
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
My love language is offering / being offered a gig that’s going to be a great time but pays no money
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Ag @endlessshrimpp.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
People doing anything they like to survive
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
relistening to tracks of a finished album that i have in the can, trying to figure out what the best next steps are, and falling in love with the music all over again.
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
It’s true that backpack is sick 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The fact that the piano album is legitimately horrible isn’t helping the flute album’s legacy
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
my scalding hot take is that the flute album is significantly, laughably better than the piano album -- but the flute album was never really a flute album in the first place, and that misnomer is the genesis of this whole debacle
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
the media shitstorm that has precipitated is entirely blown out of proportion, but also matt tends to find himself in these kinds of positions
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
He’s 10, btw
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I know I’m fried cuz I just said to my piano student “the legato isn’t legato-ing. Let’s try it again, more legato-y.”
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
yeah exactly, especially for breaking news!
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
i've got the champion's league semifinal on in the background, and CBS just broke in with a SPECIAL REPORT. i swear my heart sank cuz i'm thinking, what war just escalated or natural disaster just happened? do i get the go bag ready? instead, it's a report that a new pope has NOT been elected 😂 ok
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Jill Filipovic @jillfilipovic.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Deleting the Pope from the group chat
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
9yo nephew: but do you believe [jesus rose from the dead] me: no but i respect everyone’s belief 9yo: i believe you’re squishy slug ha ha you have to respect it
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
new york times article a year from now, probably
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Basketball: not as optimal
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
absolutely love doing academic reading with a baseball game on mute in the background. i think i could literally do it all day, every day, for many years in a row without tiring of it. soccer is a close second.
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Goddamnit
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Dammit did it again
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Oops just committed a thought crime
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 04/04/2025
gotta keep moving 🦈
Illustration of a car with a seal and a shark inside. The seal is driving and the text above says "The horrors persist but so do I"
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
What the fuck! Who does this! I’m so sorry
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A few years, a few days, all the same in the grand scheme of things :)
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Growing up is knowing that this will blow over in 3 days
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Ah, the necessary period of re-acclimating to your instrument after taking a few days off from practicing. Everything is broken, feels like shit, you can’t remember when you have invested everything in this stupid thing
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
An app that gets you out of boring conversations by making your phone ring when you say a code word.
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Ross Andersen @rossandersen.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
A moratorium on “skillfully weaves” and all variations thereof
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Just finished my last obligation of this long ass week, which is important because the next thing I have to do is get on a plane to go to big ears (!!!)
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
You know exactly what I’m talking about
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
the only way i'm responding to your facebook message is if you're my aunt in greece sending me a good morning gif
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
Screenshot of the Atlantic Signal exchanges, including Michael Waltz saying "the first target - their top missile guy - we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend's building and it's now collapsed".
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This machine
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This machine doesn’t want to make a fuss
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Michael Malis @michaelnomalice.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This machine drinks Starbucks
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