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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 1h

You should really live your life in a way that doesn’t get you profiled by the Daily Show youtu.be/YEOI21a5PeM?...

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He Really Said THAT About Trump in a Rap 🤦 #politics #drama

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 1h

Very pleased that the racist chunkhead running to replace Elise Stefanik in NY-21 is polling way behind his Democratic opponent

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 3h

The “banking laws” that Hastert violated were that he transferred money so as to hide it from the IRS. He was hiding it because the money was being used to pay off the blackmail demands of a man he’d raped as a teenager

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 4h

Only regret they have is it’s too late for him to run for Governor

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 4h

Sounds dumb but he’s never steered us wrong before

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 6h

Guerrilla marketing for new Doctor Who episodes is something I support

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 6h

“Lack of any discernible movie making talent” seems like the answer to this question. “Dad had to buy me a studio so I could be in charge” is another

Article headlines about challenges faced by new Paramount-Warner chief David Ellison

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 7h

He knows that reality is what he says it is and thinks that means anything he says sounds smart. Doesn’t look good though

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 16h

Lanterns ended very well. I see the “LANTERNS ENDING SUCKED” videos are already showing up on YouTube but they were probably made before their makers even watched the finale

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 16h

We need a strong Republican Party

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 18h

Instead you’re getting Artificial this Christmas where Andrew Garfield plays Sam Altman as “Jesus with a cooler car”

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 19h

If you saw the movie Hamnet this disease is why that movie exists except Chloe Zhao isn’t going to make a movie when the dumbasses who dismissed Covid try to laugh this one off too

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When I was a kid our entire Thanksgiving dinner came out of the hose and that was humanity’s golden age

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I couldn’t even watch the trailer for Whalefall and I knew that was fiction so I sure as hell wasn’t watching this

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If there was ever a time to dramatize the idea of reckless capitalists thinking their money makes them smart and making everything worse as a result, it's now. Pretty soon those guys are gonna own all the movie studios and supposedly the Johnny Depp Christmas Carol movie says Scrooge had good ideas

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you remember yesterday when my review of Verity was “Skip it” today I say I’d rather be tied to a chair with my eyes pulled open like in Clockwork Orange and forced to watch Verity over and over before ever having to see Digger again

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Saw an ad for the new series called Carrie on Amazon and they site way too much. They show the ending where she’s happy and becoming prom queen. Why should I watch it?

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Always remember you live in a world where the Hawk Tuah girl issued a pricey memecoin and the assholes who bought it were shocked when they lost all their money

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He’s only cheated on her four times (if you don’t count animal carcasses) so of course she stayed

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If it was me I’d cash out now and enjoy my wealth but that never occurs to turn

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I long ago stopped feeling guilty for laughing at tweet threads that started with “Do I worry about Covid? No I have AN IMMUNE SYSTEM” and ended with “We regret to inform you our beloved relative who posted here has passed away from COVID 19”

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I can see assholes saying “Yeah but I have AN IMMUNE SYSTEM”

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Maybe. If Alito enjoys seeing his name on opinions or the elder care he gets in the court, I wouldn’t count it. Remember that Ginsburg was basically a Futurama head in a jar when she was asked in 2013 if she would resign so Obama could appoint her replacement

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don't be ridiculous. It's not Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Clearly you're living through Day of the Triffids. Maybe stay in if there's a meteor shower

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Jesus? Didn't you die?" "I got better"

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The one team whose merchandise I would wear

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Uhh yeah... You can skip Verity. I don't need to say any more. Just skip it

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One thing about Musk is if he ever decided he wanted to run for President, it's a toss up on whether the Supreme Court would let him. Kind of like Trump's third term

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hard to concentrate on his speech when I'm so bothered by his waist-to-height ratio

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Her relationship with her daughter must have super sucked if she gets scammed and sees her choices as suicide or calling her FBI agent daughter for help

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not hearing much from the "Woke 1.0 was crazy" or the "Me too went too far" folks since the Cornell story broke

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

well, maybe I should’ve said the essays that ChatGPT had to write

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm wondering if anyone actually read those sexual assault essays those Cornell guys had to write

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

New York state passed tougher laws about 30 years ago

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"It's mind boggling" yeah it's a real mystery

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wasn't David Crowley a pro-data center guy?

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If this were AI all the comments would say how shitty it looked and how unbelievable it was

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Palmer Luckey? I don't even know her Luckey (seriously who the hell is that?)

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The face you make when Columbo proves your alibi makes no sense

Headline about Republican senator falling to frame jack Smith

Sensor Katie Britt who can't believe something she heard on Fox was wrong

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I had a parrot that died and I didn't find it funny so could have done without that dead parrot sketch. Everything else was good though

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Turns out it takes a lot of diesel to cut off little boys dicks so they can play girls sports

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Waiting for next year's impassioned Chuck Schumer speech about how the filibuster only helps Democrats

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anyway it was superbly acted but the pacing and direction were way off. I'll give it a B-

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Saw Primetime. Like everyone else my age I remember those few months when To Catch A Predator was the most popular thing ever them it just vanished. I couldn't remember why until about ten minutes before the movie ended and I said oh yeah that happened.

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Also that Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern movie will be called the greatest movie ever

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guarantee Schmitt started into a mirror for hours rehearsing that accusation

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