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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

GOP has always done that. This is not a 40 year old, it's Ted Cruz in college

Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Lack of any discernible movie making talent” seems like the answer to this question. “Dad had to buy me a studio so I could be in charge” is another

Article headlines about challenges faced by new Paramount-Warner chief David Ellison

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I can see assholes saying “Yeah but I have AN IMMUNE SYSTEM”

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The face you make when Columbo proves your alibi makes no sense

Headline about Republican senator falling to frame jack Smith

Sensor Katie Britt who can't believe something she heard on Fox was wrong

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A hack of Marvel’s database reveals that this is the team that will beat Dr. Doom and I say finally!

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Here’s 80% lean ground chuck, one of the cheaper cuts, at my local Walmart

Picture of hamburger costing 7.23 per pound

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Lupita Nyong'o is ugly" -- Elon Musk

Elon Musk showing he's grossly overweight

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mitch McConnell triumphantly returns to the Senate

A horribly deformed Captain Christopher Pike from 1960s Star Trek

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Two new staff members were hired by Mitch McConnell today to help him get around as he returns to Congress

The two living guys from Weekend at Bernie's

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Trump wasn't there but I'm pretty sure he thought he was in this pic

Melania trying hard not to year Trump's clothes off right there

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Today he said "Not sure what I was thinking. I guess I could have given it to poor people or some shit. But look, there toilet had an ice cream machine ☺️"

Times Entertainment headline: Inn 2013 Robert Downey Jr invested USD 13.4 million to create a futuristic done house on his 7 acre Malibu property with the help of a father-son duo

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Seriously? Like I don’t have enough to worry about 🥵

Email header from NYT Cooking saying there is such a thing as a noodle emergency

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Wait... THIS guy isn't interested in working?

John Fetterman looking like he knows everything about growing weed

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Democrats fought really hard to shield this guy from the criticism that he looks like he lives at the bus station and he repays us by launching the type of criticism against us normally made by guys who live at bus stations

John Fetterman showing how mentally stable he, which is not very

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My sister’s cats are named Fred and Nic. Third character is a turtle named Shellbert. Together they are the cast of… MEOWNA

My sister’s cats are Fred and Nic. Third character is a turtle named Shellbert I made up. Here they’re starring in a movie called Meowna

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Bear I love you so so so so much”

Natalie Harp starting at Trump and looking like the girl from Obsession

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This guy made fun of El-Sayed’s name in a racist context without thinking the people who’d hate that would also hate a First Lady named Usha

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Tommy Norris goes back to high school?

Billy Bob Thornton as Tommy Norris in Landman

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Bing still calls it Lake Ontario

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I was wondering if Milo had ever openly cheered on ICE. Funny story…

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Am I the only one who didn’t know you could do this through Bluesky? I’ve been wondering how I could live stream my feet to my followers

Screenshot of the live stream feature on Bluesky

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

These are the expressions of people who absolutely want to be doing what they're doing

Mike Rogers and his wife making a campaign ad and loving life while they do it

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I wanted to block this bastard's reposts but can't see an option

Screenshot of an options menu of a random user I never heard of before

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You have wise eyes, Athena's eyes

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Abdul El Sayed's opponent Mike Rogers looks like a wizard brought the uncanny valley to life

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

PREMIUM toilet plunger just like the big movie stars use

Picture of what's described as a premium toilet plunger

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Anyone who comments on this with "the Sirens were fish people" is the world's greatest hero

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

It’s rare that I’ve had my intelligence insulted by this obvious AI fake that someone on McConnell’s team tried to pass off as real. Basically whoever did it spat on my intelligence and called its mom a whore