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Michael Burns

@michaelburns.bsky.social
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"philosopher", "comedian", deadhead, lake guy. www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns burnstheory.com

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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 3m
haha yes - I picked a relatively "tech friendly" area of town in hopes that I wouldn't get run over.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 4m
thank so much Jon! kind of you to say and share.
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Jon Ramirez @jram899.bsky.social · 31m
Not an ‘artsy’ person by nature. Tend to be the type of scientistic chud who says things like “Why watch that movie again? I already watched it once.” But Michael Burns has lured me into finding value in subjectivity, art, and art criticism. Been thinking about the vid for two weeks. Recommend!
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 9h
Austin Texas I’m coming to you this weekend come hang out and see my movie and talk and drink and make friends
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 22h
how i stopped worrying and learned to love data centers youtu.be/mp1AZUSd4rI
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Data Centers
YouTube video by Michael Burns
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 17h
Hey thanks for sharing!
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Tim-my Eat World 😋🌏🎶 @t2thacoops.bsky.social · 17h
"here's the dirty little secret.. ..American evangelicalism, and Christian nationalism more broadly, is little more than the logic of capitalism with a Bible verse -tattoo on its lower back.." - @michaelburns.bsky.social
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America’s Christian Death Cult
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 18h
hey thanks dude
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 19h
streaming a warm up program now @skipintroyt.bsky.social joining soon to talk THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al6T...
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talking movies with @SkipIntroYT and much more / BURNS NOTICE LIVE
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 20h
streaming at 12pm pt www.youtube.com/@BurnsAfterR...
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Burns After Reading
reading the culture while the world burns videos by michael burns reading group on patreon
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Read: Full Spectrum Resistance 🏴🍉🌹 @phil-kapitan.bsky.social · 22h
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Total Commitment
Alt: Stanley Kubrick's 1964 film Dr. Strangelove, Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper saying: Total Commitment
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Joshua Frank @joshuafrank.bsky.social · 22h
Talked BAD ENERGY with the one and only @michaelburns.bsky.social check it. @haymarketbooks.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TdU...
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the most shocking book I've read this year
YouTube video by Burns After Reading
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 22h
how i stopped worrying and learned to love data centers youtu.be/mp1AZUSd4rI
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Data Centers
YouTube video by Michael Burns
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 23h
Ah thats so kind of you to say! Thanks so much!
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good channel!
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if you want to check out the book consider using my bookshop dot org link to avoid amazon and support independent bookstores bookshop.org/a/116177/979...
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Bad Energy: The AI Hucksters, Rogue Lithium Extractors, and Wind Industrialists Who Are Selling Off Our Future
Green energy and renewables are heralded as the only way to mitigate our ever-worsening ecological crisis. But that's not the whole story. In Bad Energy, award-winning journalist Joshua Frank argues...
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
check out my interview with Joshua Frank about his new book, Bad Energy, one of the most important (and frankly, shocking) books I've read in years. youtu.be/8TdUV0RQvmY
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the most shocking book I've read this year
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Nerd Inferno @nerdinferno.com · 06/10/2026
Today's main gym takeaway from my elliptical time with @michaelburns.bsky.social was actually an observation from @lbyock.bsky.social: AI tool use reduces friction and friction is how learning happens. Perfect. Now how to market the approach? Frictionmaxxing 🔥 www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi4-...
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the humanists fighting back against AI
YouTube video by Burns After Reading
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
humanism is BACK baby fuck them machines
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Enjoyurble Bluesky Social @enjoyurble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Totino's > Humanism > AI
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Tim Heidecker's Totinos Scream
ALT: Tim Heidecker's Totinos Scream
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Humanism > AI youtu.be/bi4-KM5jj3U?...
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the humanists fighting back against AI
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and if you think this is a joke you don't really know me
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i need a cloud rap producer to make soundtracks for all my videos, currently taking applications
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Gavin Mueller @gavinmueller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry I Didn't Catch That, I Was Reading Literary Criticism That I Paid For
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
great option if you've thought about joining my patreon but are like "damn i don't have money for just one guy." this way you're supporting a ton of dope people and have access to a whole damn library of good shit.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
worried that YT as a platform might be crashing out soon - especially for critical and creative work - so if you want to support a workers owned streaming service with videos, films, documentaries, and more join @means.tv and use the code MBURNS to support your guy means.tv/programs/mic...
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Michael Burns
Video essays by Michael Burns on philosophy, capitalism, religion and the left: Kierkegaard, Jameson, Silicon Valley, Christian nationalism, burnout and more.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what if the AI backlash leads to some actual politics happening? www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp1A...
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How Data Centers can Start the Revolution (no, seriously)
YouTube video by Michael Burns
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
apropos nothing - we need a more critical (in the proper sense) culture of engaging with YouTube videos/work.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just a normal 41 year old bald father, casually getting really into cloud rap
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 03/10/2026
posting to bluesky for posterity: created a Youtube playlist of all my recent Boards of Canada short videos (and I'm likely to make some new ones as time permits) youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Boards of Canada stuff - YouTube
starting making short vids about Boards of Canada ahead of the Inferno release and might keep making more.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Austin get tickets tell your friends it’s gonna be a fun weekend why go to “ACL” when you can come to indoor events that are cheaper are more fun
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Austin get tickets tell your friends it’s gonna be a fun weekend why go to “ACL” when you can come to indoor events that are cheaper are more fun
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my @means.tv movie LEAVE A COMMENT is coming to Austin next Saturday October 10th at Hyperreal Film Club. it's fun/good/weird movie and i'll be hanging out and doing a Q&A after with @tailboi.bsky.social and we'll have some special treats and exclusive merch. pools.events/event/nx7Obn...
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IF ANYONE COMES TO BOTH EVENTS I'LL GIVE YOU A LINK FOR DISCOUNTED AND EXCLUSIVE MERCH THAT NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and as a warmup the evening before i'll be doing a show with the world's best comedian @skylerhigley.bsky.social at the FALLOUT THEATER on Friday OCT 9 (some are calling it my CHOOSIN TEXAS tour) www.eventbrite.com/e/rehumaniza...
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my @means.tv movie LEAVE A COMMENT is coming to Austin next Saturday October 10th at Hyperreal Film Club. it's fun/good/weird movie and i'll be hanging out and doing a Q&A after with @tailboi.bsky.social and we'll have some special treats and exclusive merch. pools.events/event/nx7Obn...
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah i mean more like . . . a social/creative "scene"
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wrestling with the philosophical question of whether or not scenes are inherently good or if the concept of the scene is empty of a moral core and scenes are capable of being co-opted and utilized by various ideologies and aesthetic movements
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Austin Texas! One week until @skylerhigley.bsky.social and myself come to town to bring you the type of comedY show that would make Joe Rogan cry and apologize to god. Get tickets NOW www.eventbrite.com/e/rehumaniza...
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
haha thanks dude
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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This Mf Don’t Miss Dont Miss
ALT: This Mf Don’t Miss Dont Miss
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bit of a rebrand on the old second channel www.youtube.com/channel/UCfK...
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Burns After Reading
reading the culture while the world burns videos by michael burns reading group on patreon
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lord forgive me, but i'm asking you to watch the data center video again if you haven't youtu.be/mp1AZUSd4rI
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i've had good experiences so far!
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you should get you a shirt; it's a real conversation starter
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Austin Texas! One week until @skylerhigley.bsky.social and myself come to town to bring you the type of comedY show that would make Joe Rogan cry and apologize to god. Get tickets NOW www.eventbrite.com/e/rehumaniza...
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is petty to say - but - all the theory stuff I hated in grad school is the stuff that right wing techno-fascist anti-human freaks love. Sticking with the loosely dialectical materialist tradition has yet to put me on the wrong side of history.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
exclusive The Computer Wants to Kill You merch drop only available for Patrons burnstheory.com/posts/new-ex...
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NEW EXCLUSIVE leave a comment MERCH | Michael Burns
NEW EXCLUSIVE leave a comment MERCH by Michael Burns on Patreon. Join Michael Burns's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i made a video earlier this year about how the pope's critiques of AI absolutely rip youtu.be/a73A9i301x0
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Silicon Valley is Creating Hell on Earth
YouTube video by Michael Burns
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