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Yourson Smells

@tailboi.bsky.social
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(he/him) born with a tail director at wisecrack sketches, videos, other stuff, and more

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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 8h
I wonder if there is a lesson that everyone likes conservative ideas in theory but hates them in practice and at the level of outcome and resist leftist ideas in theory but love them when implemented... huh impossible to parse this I guess.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is CRAZY that almost unprecedented power and possibility is quite possibly going to land in the hands of people who are terrified at the idea of wielding it and well do all they can to avoid the responsibility that comes with it.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ideally people would only be allowed to report on things that they like run by people they hate.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Between this episode, most online mind, and the Chinese movie stuff ... I feel like I'm the one programming this material. It feels so good to be seen
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to be flippant about this, but it's like A. a moral duty to do it and B. it feels like a super power when someone says something that sucks and you tell them it sucks and they start freaking out. It's like you cast a spell of Harm Racist on them and it feels good as hell.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes my brain starts to melt when I remember that we the people elected a president who doesn't know how the government works and just says stuff that is wildly unconstitutional and no one says "sir it doesn't work like that" and instead they respond "well, looks like those are the rules now."
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WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 25/09/2026
TONIGHT—we delve far beneath modern England to the ruins of Hobbiton! We shall excavate the mathom-house for the fabled Arkenstone with @aichdubb.bsky.social , put on a waist-coat & join us hobbitly at 8PT 💎🧙
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your Opponent is a drooling maniac backed by a publicly pro sexual abuse infrastructure who is shouting about the need to inspect children's genitals. It seems the strategy would be to say "this is gross and weird" not "maybe they have a point"
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every season I think the Ravens will learn about how they should go for it on 4th and 1 and every season we lose a game we should win because of how we punt and it fucks the vibes for the whole season
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One cool thing about Texas is that sometimes you stop to get gas and then find a really good burger spot inside the gas station. Shouts out to Shark's Burgers and the very effusive man who works there.
One half of a burger with two patties, onions, peppers, and mushrooms.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagining Michigan with good playcalling ... wow ... distressing to consider.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
not a novel thought but ... if this is the case then maybe disavowing the pillars of republican decision making (pro corporate, anti public service, tech/military subservient, gender normative, etc) seems like an obvious strategy rather than going "republican light"
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ONCE AGAIN - if you're someone who is like "we have to sacrifice trans rights to stop the fascists" you are STUPID. If you want to stop fascism you have to make a case for its opposite as a social good - that means defending universal human rights which includes Trans People you gravy brained toads!
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daniel sieradski @self.agency · 16/09/2026
me, last year, in jewschool jewschool.com/zionism-is-j...
We are witnessing the instrumentalization of Jews by white supremacists and state actors who use our community to justify agendas that have nothing to do with our well-being—crackdowns on academic freedom, suppression of immigrant rights, and the erosion of civil liberties—with the complicity or even outright support of our communal institutions. Even as Jewish students and professors were themselves assaulted and arrested during crackdowns, Jewish leaders endorsed repression of campus protests, advancing the idea that others’ rights are being curtailed for our sake. In Australia, new protest restrictions were justified as necessary to fight antisemitism but were clearly designed to target climate activists. In the U.S., Jews are being positioned as mascots for the carceral state while being set up to take the fall when that state fails. We are being placed in the crosshairs of the backlash.

This racial triangulation—placing Jews in a privileged position over other marginalized groups while painting us as victims—is designed to collapse under pressure. When the public sees that Jews are shielded while others are punished, resentment builds, and antisemitic narratives about Jewish control are reinforced. This is not a defense of Jews. It is a setup. A bait-and-switch. A means of laundering white nationalist goals through Jewish legitimacy.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I forgot to POOP! but I'll be back on the stream soon and you can see how FREED I BECOME at www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins (feat. me, @dunots.voidsent.com, @iffywizardry.bsky.social, and TIM!) ALSO WE'RE GONNA STAR WARS!
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PixelGoblins - Live on Twitch
Time to join CLONE CLUB as the gobs get deeper into Star Wars Zero Company! | Streaming star wars zero company.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Facts
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
More like Ed Peeran (down his leg when confronted with the power of solidarity)
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Skip Intro @skipintroyt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🚨🚨NEW VIDEO🚨🚨 Despite the reams of academia pointing out its practical and ethical flaws, and while the US is arguably doing more torture than ever before, American torture has become normalized. Why? It has a lot to do with the TV show 24. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZzk...
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How 24 started the War on Terror
YouTube video by Skip Intro
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's kinda bizarre to me that Talarico ran a left if center primary, won, cane out of if polling ahead of Paxton and has chosen to moderate away from everything that set the stage for his victory. This sucks.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Vice President of the United States of America can't feel comfortable saying this stuff out loud and one of the reasons we need new Dem leadership is because we need to punish this kind of behavior and guys like Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck don't have the stomach to do what needs to be done.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IT'S FOOTBALL NIGHT in AMERICA by way of AUSTRALIA but it's also FOOTBALL NIGHT on TWITCH by way of ME and @dunots.voidsent.com on www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins BRANSON WILL RISE!
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PixelGoblins - Twitch
Inside you are two goblins and we are those goblins — PixelGoblins streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Displaying fine american candidates for the people of Melbourne.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
James ... this is how you fuck this up for everyone, please get your shit together, sir.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Star wars! That's The Name! Star wars! That's The Game! We're playing Star Wars on the stream! Star Wars it'll make you scream! If you like my little rap, watch the stream and then please clap! (with @dunots.voidsent.com, @iffywizardry.bsky.social, me, and TIM at www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins)
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PixelGoblins - Live on Twitch
What is a company WHAT IS A ZERO? IT's GOBLINS IN STAR WARS! Come for the tactics stay for the more tactics | Streaming star wars zero company.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I cannot wait to watch Nathan Fielder just sorta sit wide-eyed as Elizabeth Holmes builds infinite rhetorical traps for herself to fall into like Sideshow Bob filling a yard with rakes then going for a jog.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's crazy how often people, whether discussing companies, or business, or interpersonal interaction are like "why would I do something good? what's the benefit?" I dunno cuz it's good! Do a favor for a friend! Pay your employees healthcare! The power to do good is a value on its own dumbass!
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
burns is french now and it's skyler's fault - see what happens next by buying a ticket to the show
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trying to use partiful to set up a semi complicated event and it's social networking function is bad and I think that rocks. We need more stuff that is functional and not just a place to hang out online. Thank you partiful for barely working!
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FOOTBALL TIME RIDES AGAIN - the Branson Standups continue to chase the title but @dunots.voidsent.com and I are JOINED BY @poisondoll.sisc.one and our friend JORDAN at www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins
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PixelGoblins - Live on Twitch
Which company? ZERO company! To celebrate the release of Star Wars Zero Company the gobs are gonna DO SOME TACTICAL STAR WARS | Streaming star wars zero company.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
intro to the new video very much an homage to the work of artist Conner O'Malley youtu.be/I8Qtrs2TDUI
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WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 03/09/2026
Friday at 8PT, we detour to a peaceful place, searching for lost lore IN THE STACKS! We have no valid library cards, no right of law to search among these shelves, but that SHALL NOT STOP US! Who will care, anyhow? A LIBRARIAN? Unlikely! Join us for a serene research meeting IN THE STACKS!
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
NEW VIDEO OUT RIGHT NOW It's about fighting Silicon Valley dehumanization with a renewed sense of critical humanism. it's also my first video as a member of the @means.tv co-op! Check out the video and consider signing up for Means with my link. youtu.be/I8Qtrs2TDUI
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Silicon Valley vs Humanity
YouTube video by Michael Burns
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wow! For the second time in my life I'm part of a Means TV production
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We're PLAYING THE STAR WARS GAME alert alert Star Wars with me, @dunots.voidsent.com, @iffywizardry.bsky.social, @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social, and TIM! There's also gonna be unboxing! My finger might be broken! All that AND MORE only at www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins
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PixelGoblins - Twitch
Inside you are two goblins and we are those goblins — PixelGoblins streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nothing like putting a finger in a splint to learn how much you take for granted.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
An optimistic reading here is that the power brokers of the party are starting to see what the winning issues look like and realizing that the people at the forefront of those pushes will gain political power through popular support and that means if the old guard wants power they gotta tag in.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's me. It's @dunots.voidsent.com AND (AND?!?!!) it's @hypercalcium.bsky.social we're gonna teach our friend about FOOTBALL! and SPORTS! AND GLORY! it's gonna be Good Gravy on www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins
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PixelGoblins - Twitch
Inside you are two goblins and we are those goblins — PixelGoblins streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What's kinda funny here is it's true but of the American Right. You have to be mad at football, and the WNBA, and Christopher Nolan, and most video games, and bend over backwards to defend failed policy, and pretend trump is magic. It's pure projection.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries cannot govern as opposition and he cannot govern as mandated authority. His whole deal is opposed to those things! He can only govern through concession! That's why he's doing this! So he can find the ground to give up because that's his ONLY MOVE.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
These open letters are just ads to fellow racists to know who to come to if they need they're rancid bullshit laundered with institutional authority. They aren't appeals to academic standards or ideals. They're job applications for various mini-Schmidts and Nordaus
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is the best shit in the whole damn world. Holy moly. This is WH40k at its finest.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When people talk about stuff being gateway drugs to the right - I think it's important to flag that like ... many many things are because a universal conception of rights has to be universal! So when they make one exception they've conceded the whole idea and it's really easy to keep drawing lines
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Henry Beedee @hibide.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also if you haven't seen it bsky.app/profile/mich...
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fight Opera got written up in Voyage Austin - apparently, despite me telling them my name, they thought I was Fight Opera. At least they printed all the silly shit I sent them!
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Meet Fight Opera of Austin
Today we’d like to introduce you to Fight Opera. Hi Fight, thanks for sharing your story with us. To start, maybe you can tell our readers some of your backstory.Well, Austin is full of freaks. After ...
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We're skipping horse tonight due to getting stuck on the highway for a long time and becoming tired and not wanting to do the tech. THAT MEANS IT'S ALL FOOTBALL! Join me and @dunots.voidsent.com as we take BRANSON UNIVERSITY to the title ... OR DIE TRYING! www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins
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PixelGoblins - Twitch
Inside you are two goblins and we are those goblins — PixelGoblins streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Congrats and I needed to see this as I dive into adult driving school to get my long expired license back.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wrote a video about my opinions. It is less cranky than it could have been! Reward my self moderation with precious precious views! Then go enjoy a book.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is the heart of so much of this shit
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
These FUCKING PEOPLE would rather lose while abiding by a framework that they believe in even though it's been dead for years than change and win. That's how I approach playing like MTG or a Fromsoft game, but it's dogshit for REAL LIFE POLITICS!!!
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I thought of a DISGUSTING SONG. I'm trying my best NOT to sing it! Will I hold it in? OR WILL IT GET LOOSE? Watch the stream (feat me, @dunots.voidsent.com, @iffywizardry.bsky.social, @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social and TIM) to find out! www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins
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PixelGoblins - Twitch
Inside you are two goblins and we are those goblins — PixelGoblins streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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