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rebooted account; still me. salty af about, well, everything.

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 17h
b/c "if you stay ready, you don't have to get ready."
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 17h
we should nuke it from orbit; it's the onky way to be sure.
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 18h
quick somebody tag @michaelburns.bsky.social
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 18h
from rockpapercynic.com a 2 panel comic. The first panel titled "Reasonable People"  a person in a red shirt has a thought bubble that reads "Oh no, I ordered too much pizza!"
The second panel titled 'me', the person from the 1st panel has a thought bubble that reads " I ask not for a lighter burden but for broader shoulders."
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22h
this calls for a "Top 5", "Bottom 5" (bottom)
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 23h
hehehehehe nice:
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if i had a nickel.... (this post notwithstanding)
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if this doesn't make your decision; nothing will. also, you're a fucking coward.
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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This Mf Don’t Miss Dont Miss
ALT: This Mf Don’t Miss Dont Miss
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you should get you a shirt; it's a real conversation starter
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
exclusive The Computer Wants to Kill You merch drop only available for Patrons burnstheory.com/posts/new-ex...
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NEW EXCLUSIVE leave a comment MERCH | Michael Burns
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We don't answer the phone at work with "hello." It's always "Good morning/afternoon." This confuses the auto dialers and call center bots. Strange that they haven't been reprogrammed to get around this
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
at least in the rain no one can see me crying as I say mean things to myself under my breath
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
everyone looks ar me like im nuts when I wear my work boots year round; but guess whose feet are dry?
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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I Thought This Was America!
ALT: I Thought This Was America!
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In all seriousness; have y'all tried turning it off and back in again?
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
idk, I don't think I've ever met an "undeserving" kid before....one that's a bit of an a-hole? sure; but undeserving? nah.... that's bullshit.
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@michaelburns.bsky.social has some great videos about this; like this one: youtu.be/mp1AZUSd4rI?...
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How Data Centers can Start the Revolution (no, seriously)
YouTube video by Michael Burns
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
man; at least the governor of my state has the common courtesy of being up front about being a piece of shit.
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this clip, no matter how many times I watch it makes me smile
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's me I'm "some"; because yes; it's a REALLY good video.
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Toroid @toroidal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Know your rights, folks: - if you’re arrested or detained, don’t answer questions before you get an attorney - if you’re summoned to serve on a trial, understand jury nullification
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Jury Nullification: The Ultimate Guide to the Jury's Secret Power
Learn what jury nullification is, how it allows jurors to acquit someone by rejecting unjust laws, and why this powerful, final verdict remains the jury’s secret right.
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not Guilty on all charges your honor.
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
putting a bowl of mixed skittles, reese's pieces, and assorted m&m's on my desk starting next week
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no; you don't want my opinion on the upcoming elections.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New video up on Patreon. “why I love data centers” burnstheory.com/posts/new-vi...
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New video: Why I LOVE Data Centers | Michael Burns
New video: Why I LOVE Data Centers by Michael Burns on Patreon. Join Michael Burns's community for exclusive content and updates.
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bet you mf's miss Spirit Airlines now, huh?
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me; every morning I wake up
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fuck curing cancer; at this point id rather let the cancer win..I think I'm gonna start smoking again...
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
motherfucker; NOW they've gone too far... (note: they went too far a long time ago)
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got $20 he was in a tacoma
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you watched the new video, go see this man in action right now
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Teriyaki Boyz can be heard in the middle distance; steadily growing louder....
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just had tacos from a great local chain; only gripe: I stg i think they break the laws of physics wheb they seal their salsa containers. Ive yet to open one and not spill at least a little bit. It's also hot enough to *probably* kill cancer on contact; or I am just extremely white.
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been banging this drum for DECADES.
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this features interviews with some great writers, including my favorite music critic on the planet (and great bar guy) @craigsj.bsky.social, along with @mcmansionhell.bsky.social @aherman2006.bsky.social @fantano.bsky.social and arielle gordon
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I AM THE NIGHT has been out for three weeks and I've really enjoyed seeing so many friends, peers and total strangers dive into it. If you haven't yet, here are a few of my favorite sections:
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dwight Schrute: It's True
ALT: Dwight Schrute: It's True
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Office: How Dare You?
ALT: The Office: How Dare You?
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
any questions?
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
broken clocks and such
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this thread is cursed; but if I had to bear witness to it; so shall you.
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
ALT: Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
humble brag: all my asshole family members are dead.
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
be honest; is this too cluttered? or should I add a few more windows?
A view of my desk job, with 3 screens and all (i think) the programs I need running
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like someone else said: "there were games before this, and even a few after; but nothing has stuck with me like this has."
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Diablo Ii Remaster Resurrected
ALT: Diablo Ii Remaster Resurrected
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Sonfys: Peter Griffin Yawning in Theater
ALT: Sonfys: Peter Griffin Yawning in Theater
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
during my recent weight loss; this has been one of my tougher battles
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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as someone who has a pfp like this quite often..... gdi
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