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Marcella Gail

@mglorr.bsky.social
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Books and spiders, books and spiders and occasionally IT/dev as it's my day job. Missouri, USA

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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When you are about to become a parent they warn you about diapers, sleepless nights, toddler tantrums and teenage angst. They do NOT warn you that when they move out your children will register their IP address as the primary for the Netflix Household YOU pay for.
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦕 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My latest prehistoric tale book art by @korybing.bsky.social poster by @emmalerae.bsky.social 10.27.26 Tyrant Lizard Queen She’ll eat your heart out. Pre-order now us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Alt text by Emma LeRae - A fake 80s style horror movie poster for the book Tyrant Lizard Queen by Riley Black. It features a Tyrannosaurus rex named Snaggletooth stalking through the cretaceous forests just as the evening sets in. The sky is reddish orange and the forest and the rex lie in blue shadows. The forest floor is moss covered and there is a Torosaurus skull from a previous kill soon to be swallowed up by the moss at the rex's feet.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Post your album-cover kitties!
Two black cats lying on a bed. One is in the foreground and the other is lying directly behind the first cat. Both cats are looking directly into the camera.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One of my favorite tarantula species--phormictopus auratus--right after a molt. She's a sassy lady, always investigating and making a mess, but she's absolutely gorgeous!
A golden tarantula sitting on a molt mat, which is a bed of her own webbing that she laid down right before molting a few days ago.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Washer guy: The drain hose was clogged with a small plastic bag that looks like it had green leaves or something in it. 20 yo: So weird! Wonder what that could have been? (This is the same one who once tried to convince me that she and her friends were burning a skunk-scented candle in her room.)
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Do I Look Like A Fool Vasily Matrushok
Alt: Vasily Matrushok saying "Do I Look Like A Fool?"
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Woke up to pee, saw Lindsey Graham died, immediately jumped on Bluesky to see the good posting. Have fun, everyone, but please steer away from the homophobia. Maybe this dude would have been less of a massive piece of shit if he hadn’t been steeped in self-loathing. Dunk responsibly
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mexico has already beaten England
a photo shows a delicious trio of tacos al pastora photo of what I think is a piece of toast topped with canned beans
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
28 yo son: There's this song I heard that is SO good. It's from your time but I'm not sure you've heard it before. He then played Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads.
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Narnia's Deep Magic Lion Quote
Alt: Narnia's Deep Magic Lion Quote "Do not recite the Deep Magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written"
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So I bought a male poecilotheria striata three years ago. I've been waiting for him to mature and not really paying attention too hard other than "Is he eating and healthy". He molted today and after seeing his distinctly FEMALE ventral side, I pulled his molt and OMG I have a girl! #tarantula
The inside of a tarantula's molt showing the white book lungs and a female spermatheca
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
As I lifelong Who fan, this warms my heart.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I hope so!
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I have two kinds of kids that only reveal their differences when I am discussing wills, insurance policies, etc. Type 1: OMG mom I do NOT want to discuss this or even think about this! How morbid! Type 2: I would like your computer. And your car. Oh, and your books.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Damn! Seeing that A24 was behind a film pretty much meant I was watching it. No more.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A gorgeous tliltocatl vagans adult female. Her name is Jackal, Jackie, JJ or JackAttack. She answers to none of those names. #tarantula #spider
A hefty black tarantula with grey setae on her legs and rust red setae on her sizable abdomen. She is sitting in a comfortable position on some dirt and leaves.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
People who can remember what fiscal period your company is currently in, what is your secret? Do you take some sort of mind-altering substances? Have you had to sacrifice other bits of mental functionality in order to internalize this?
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I found this recluse a year and a half ago in my house and held on to her to release her in the summer. I forgot to do that so I overwintered her again. Now she's a part of the family, so I guess she's yet another foster fail. (Yep, she's missing two legs. I found her that way.) #spider
A brown recluse spider as seen from the side. She has only 6 legs as she is missing her second right leg and her third left leg. This photo shows the missing leg socket, the violin shape, the characteristic 6 eyes arranged in a row around the front of her carapace and a fat, fat abdomen because she's a healthy eater. Her body is a smooth tan color and her light brown legs have fine setae covering them.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Eating my dang basil and flaunting the fact that they have a better love life than I do at the moment. Rude!
A green and bronze metallic-looking beetle clinging to a basil leaf, eating a hole into it while another beetle sits on her back positioning himself to mate with her.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I have a plant manager who sets up meetings to discuss ideas and then forgets to attend the meetings. In other words, I have a free hour right now! Gonna feed some spiders while "waiting" for her to remember. Here's a picture of my phormictopus sp. South Hispaniola's tiny tarantula Mohawk.
A side view of just the top part of the carapace of a brown, rose and black tarantula. it shows 4 of her eyes and tiny little setae (or hairs) poking up haphazardly from between her eye sets.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
BREAKING: the algae have left the reflecting pool and are marching on Congress
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/06/2026
A lot of high-minded theories about what's animating the Trump administration to do the things it does and what that might mean for the near future. But I think "how would the Bluth family from Arrested Development deal with this" is probably a pretty predictive rubric
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I was just talking to a newly emerged black soldier fly (as one does), while transfering them to the breeding container. "Hey there! welcome to fly mode! Would you like to go into the fly chamber to have some amazing fly sex?" I didn't know my daughter had friends over. (Yes, she has a therapist.)
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The cutest little ceratogyrus meridionalis spiderling you will see today! #tarantula For scale, the round rim this spider is standing on is a tiny tattoo cup, pictured between my finger and thumb in the second picture.
A very small fuzzy brown tarantula standing on some webbing that covers a tattoo cup water dish, soem dirt, some sphagnum moss and plants. The spider is seen from the side. A tiny tattoo cup held up by my finger and thumb. The cup can hold approximately 12 drops of water.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Son is over using my washing machine. He calls my phone from the basement. I pick up the first words out of his mouth are "So, don't be mad."
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Will Ferrell - I'm So F***ing Scared Right Now (The Other Guys)
Alt: Will Ferrell - I'm So Fucking Scared Right Now (The Other Guys)
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It’s fine not to like writing. It’s fine not to be good at writing. There are plenty of other things to enjoy and to excel at. No need to pretend you can do it by using A.I.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Somewhere inside this pile of floof is a mastermind of chaos and destruction. Garbanzo Elizabeth Bean charging her battery in preparation for her next mission of mischief.
A fluffy black and white cat lying on her back,  pink nose and paws in the air. Despite being brushed every single day, her fur sticks up in random tufts much like a well loved stuffie. She looks innocent but is not.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Flies are not great at a lot of things but they are FANTASTIC at creating more flies.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I've been feeling too sick the last few years to properly garden, but my lovely daughter came over and planted! Volunteers from years past are sage, oregano, rue, chives, fennel and, of course, a load of mint. She's added basil, cilantro, serranos, habeneros, tomatoes and eggplant. Luckiest mom!
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Ceratogyrus marshalli girl having a little hissy fit because I tried to feed her. #tarantula
A tarantula half inside a webbed up tunnel, reared up on her legs, showing her fangs at a roach in the foreground.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is Gertrude. In her 3 years in our home she has only ever known soft touches, gentle words, love and treats. Despite this, Gertrude weighs each potential interaction against her unshakeable conviction that we are merely biding our time and are, in fact, plotting to destroy her.
A brown tabby cat lying on a comfy bed, looking sideways at the camera with a grave amount of suspicion.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Pinky the Russian tortoise enjoying the beautiful day
A field of grass and Clover and various other weeds featuring a tortoise in the center sticking his head up toward the Sun
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
In three days my 20 year old has worked two shifts, helped a friend move, driven 5 hours to Chicago to see a concert, and is currently driving back just in time to pack up for camping this weekend in Arkansas. I remember having energy once.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Having a bad day? Check out this mighty hunter! (The plastic swimming pool in the back is a tiny tattoo ink cup, for scale.) chilobrachys sp. "I forget which flavor and didn't mark it down and they kinda all look alike at this age" #tarantula #spider
A tiny reddish brown fuzzy tarantula with a nice big cephlothorax and a tiny abdomen seen from the side. They are holding a roach meal in their fangs and pedipalps. They are lifted off the ground very high to keep their prey from getting away. They rest on a sheet of webbing they've laid down over dirt, moss and leaves. A tattoo cup water dish about the same size as the tarantula can be seen behind them.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I have a project that requires the contents of this box. I guess I'm not doing the project today.
A brown and white tabby cat sleeping comfortably on a box that is sitting on the floor
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A pretty little harpactira pulchripes juvenile tarantula on the run (well, the fast walk) as I take their picture. I'm pretty sure this is a male but I haven't been arsed to actually check.
A golden tarantula with blue-grey legs, dark brown dappling on their abdomen and dark brown patterning on their head. The spider is in mid-stride so some legs are blurred. The spider stands on dirt, leaves, corkbark and part of a fake plant.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My beautiful psalmopoeus emeraldus lady hanging out on here corkbark waiting for a meal. (She got one!) #tarantula #spider
A very fuzzy Stout orange brown tarantula sitting upside down on a piece of silk covered cork bark. Her abdomen is a glossy green-black with very light orange spots on it. Her molted leg is sitting on the ground below her.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: If you're comparing "AI" to Magic as a way to excuse the things companies and "AI" designers intentionally ignore or hide from the public, that tells me you probably understand neither "AI" nor magic. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Does anyone know if the spider is ok?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Life when you love tarantulas: Oh my goodness, she's out for the first time in forever! Let me take some photos.... Welp. kochiana brunnipes adult female
A plump black and orange tarantula sitting on a silk covered surface next to a holeThe same black and orange tarantula now walking toward the holeThe same black and orange tarantula with most of her body in the holeThe same black and orange tarantula with only her butt sticking out of the hole
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The imagery!
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Pro-tip from an IT professional: When you use your bluetooth mouse to turn off bluetooth on your device, the mouse no longer works immediately. You need not spend a minute or so wondering why your mouse "died." Not an auspicious beginning to the work day.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It's a beautiful day outside, all the spiders, tortoises, snakes and cats are fed, I have enough iron in my oft-anemic blood to create about 12 or 13 hefty hemoglobins and I'm waiting for my grandson to come over and work on his coding project. Concentrating on the good atm.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This is a freshly molted psalmopoeus ecclesiasticus. She is smooshed down to about half her normal size because I am taking a photo. I am taking a photo because she is never out and had to strike while the iron was hot. She eventually walked off and then I gave her a hornworm. #tarantula
A very fuzzy bronze and burnt orange tarantujla sitting on some webbing and moss with her legs pulled up far over her carapace. She is in a defensive position because she has detected the movement of my camera and isn't sure what it is.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Phormictopus sp. south hispaniola, adult female. Her carapace has highlights of pink and maroon and her femurs show off blue green, depending on the angle of the light. In this photo I captured just a hint of both.
A large tarantula with a black abdomen, a black and pink striped carapace, fuzzy legs with blue green femurs and light gray fuzzy tibia. The spider is facing to the right and is resting in a relatively comfortable position.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Spider booty. Bumba horrida juvenile male. #tarantula #spider
The back end of a black and red tarantula. The oval shaped abdomen ends with four spinnerettes, two large pointing upward and two small pointing downward. The spinnerettes have silk coming off of them. The anus is seen between the top two spinnerets.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If you’re a Hachette author you should be talking to your editors and teams about this. If they’re using AI to counter AI, it’s still AI. And it may also be giving your work to the machine, serving it up on a contractual platter.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I have chronic anemia so I take iron supplements. Went to doc, saying, hey, symptoms are worse despite taking supplements. Doc orders tests. Tests comes back. I'm anemic as heck. Duh. Doc calls and says I should take iron supplements.
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have been doing my own taxes since 1986. I filed this year on April 13th, two whole days before deadline. I believe this is now my personal record for the earliest filing!
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Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
We're on day something-something-2-months-later and Ms. Brown recluse is LORGE and more than ready to get released into the shed. #loxosceles #spider
A fat, fat brown recluse sitting on aleaf in a very relaxed position. When brown recluses relax, they lean back, rest their abdomens on the ground and bend their knees up and back. They kind of look folded up. The spider has three sets of two eyes in a row and a rather rough looking face. Her violin shape isn't super distinctive on her head, but you can make it out.
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