Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When you are about to become a parent they warn you about diapers, sleepless nights, toddler tantrums and teenage angst. They do NOT warn you that when they move out your children will register their IP address as the primary for the Netflix Household YOU pay for. 120
Reposted by Marcella GailRiley Black 🏳️⚧️ 🦕 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 01/05/2026My latest prehistoric tale book art by @korybing.bsky.social poster by @emmalerae.bsky.social 10.27.26 Tyrant Lizard Queen She’ll eat your heart out. Pre-order now us.macmillan.com/books/978125... 18389133
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026One of my favorite tarantula species--phormictopus auratus--right after a molt. She's a sassy lady, always investigating and making a mess, but she's absolutely gorgeous! 360
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Washer guy: The drain hose was clogged with a small plastic bag that looks like it had green leaves or something in it. 20 yo: So weird! Wonder what that could have been? (This is the same one who once tried to convince me that she and her friends were burning a skunk-scented candle in her room.)static.klipy.comDo I Look Like A Fool Vasily MatrushokAlt: Vasily Matrushok saying "Do I Look Like A Fool?" 010
Reposted by Marcella GailGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense. 310121384561
Reposted by Marcella GailLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Woke up to pee, saw Lindsey Graham died, immediately jumped on Bluesky to see the good posting. Have fun, everyone, but please steer away from the homophobia. Maybe this dude would have been less of a massive piece of shit if he hadn’t been steeped in self-loathing. Dunk responsibly 522562329
Reposted by Marcella GailLaura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Mexico has already beaten England 2925961629
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 02/07/202628 yo son: There's this song I heard that is SO good. It's from your time but I'm not sure you've heard it before. He then played Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads.static.klipy.comNarnia's Deep Magic Lion QuoteAlt: Narnia's Deep Magic Lion Quote "Do not recite the Deep Magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written" 5467
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026So I bought a male poecilotheria striata three years ago. I've been waiting for him to mature and not really paying attention too hard other than "Is he eating and healthy". He molted today and after seeing his distinctly FEMALE ventral side, I pulled his molt and OMG I have a girl! #tarantula 150
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I have two kinds of kids that only reveal their differences when I am discussing wills, insurance policies, etc. Type 1: OMG mom I do NOT want to discuss this or even think about this! How morbid! Type 2: I would like your computer. And your car. Oh, and your books. 0172
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Damn! Seeing that A24 was behind a film pretty much meant I was watching it. No more. 040
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026A gorgeous tliltocatl vagans adult female. Her name is Jackal, Jackie, JJ or JackAttack. She answers to none of those names. #tarantula #spider 4216
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026People who can remember what fiscal period your company is currently in, what is your secret? Do you take some sort of mind-altering substances? Have you had to sacrifice other bits of mental functionality in order to internalize this? 000
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I found this recluse a year and a half ago in my house and held on to her to release her in the summer. I forgot to do that so I overwintered her again. Now she's a part of the family, so I guess she's yet another foster fail. (Yep, she's missing two legs. I found her that way.) #spider 041
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Eating my dang basil and flaunting the fact that they have a better love life than I do at the moment. Rude! 0143
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I have a plant manager who sets up meetings to discuss ideas and then forgets to attend the meetings. In other words, I have a free hour right now! Gonna feed some spiders while "waiting" for her to remember. Here's a picture of my phormictopus sp. South Hispaniola's tiny tarantula Mohawk. 050
Reposted by Marcella GailShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16/06/2026BREAKING: the algae have left the reflecting pool and are marching on Congress 451198119
Reposted by Marcella GailIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/06/2026A lot of high-minded theories about what's animating the Trump administration to do the things it does and what that might mean for the near future. But I think "how would the Bluth family from Arrested Development deal with this" is probably a pretty predictive rubric 1224030
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I was just talking to a newly emerged black soldier fly (as one does), while transfering them to the breeding container. "Hey there! welcome to fly mode! Would you like to go into the fly chamber to have some amazing fly sex?" I didn't know my daughter had friends over. (Yes, she has a therapist.) 020
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The cutest little ceratogyrus meridionalis spiderling you will see today! #tarantula For scale, the round rim this spider is standing on is a tiny tattoo cup, pictured between my finger and thumb in the second picture. 251
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Son is over using my washing machine. He calls my phone from the basement. I pick up the first words out of his mouth are "So, don't be mad."static.klipy.comWill Ferrell - I'm So F***ing Scared Right Now (The Other Guys)Alt: Will Ferrell - I'm So Fucking Scared Right Now (The Other Guys) 030
Reposted by Marcella GailPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 06/06/2026It’s fine not to like writing. It’s fine not to be good at writing. There are plenty of other things to enjoy and to excel at. No need to pretend you can do it by using A.I. 581724249
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Somewhere inside this pile of floof is a mastermind of chaos and destruction. Garbanzo Elizabeth Bean charging her battery in preparation for her next mission of mischief. 020
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Flies are not great at a lot of things but they are FANTASTIC at creating more flies. 021
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I've been feeling too sick the last few years to properly garden, but my lovely daughter came over and planted! Volunteers from years past are sage, oregano, rue, chives, fennel and, of course, a load of mint. She's added basil, cilantro, serranos, habeneros, tomatoes and eggplant. Luckiest mom! 020
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Ceratogyrus marshalli girl having a little hissy fit because I tried to feed her. #tarantula 2112
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026This is Gertrude. In her 3 years in our home she has only ever known soft touches, gentle words, love and treats. Despite this, Gertrude weighs each potential interaction against her unshakeable conviction that we are merely biding our time and are, in fact, plotting to destroy her. 020
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Pinky the Russian tortoise enjoying the beautiful day 010
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026In three days my 20 year old has worked two shifts, helped a friend move, driven 5 hours to Chicago to see a concert, and is currently driving back just in time to pack up for camping this weekend in Arkansas. I remember having energy once. 020
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Having a bad day? Check out this mighty hunter! (The plastic swimming pool in the back is a tiny tattoo ink cup, for scale.) chilobrachys sp. "I forget which flavor and didn't mark it down and they kinda all look alike at this age" #tarantula #spider 0132
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I have a project that requires the contents of this box. I guess I'm not doing the project today. 020
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/05/2026A pretty little harpactira pulchripes juvenile tarantula on the run (well, the fast walk) as I take their picture. I'm pretty sure this is a male but I haven't been arsed to actually check. 2536
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 10/05/2026My beautiful psalmopoeus emeraldus lady hanging out on here corkbark waiting for a meal. (She got one!) #tarantula #spider 2151
Reposted by Marcella GailDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026I've said it before, and I'll say it again: If you're comparing "AI" to Magic as a way to excuse the things companies and "AI" designers intentionally ignore or hide from the public, that tells me you probably understand neither "AI" nor magic. 🤷🏾♂️ 410727
Reposted by Marcella Gailonion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026funniest thing i’ve ever seen 433241485348
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Life when you love tarantulas: Oh my goodness, she's out for the first time in forever! Let me take some photos.... Welp. kochiana brunnipes adult female 160
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Pro-tip from an IT professional: When you use your bluetooth mouse to turn off bluetooth on your device, the mouse no longer works immediately. You need not spend a minute or so wondering why your mouse "died." Not an auspicious beginning to the work day. 030
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026It's a beautiful day outside, all the spiders, tortoises, snakes and cats are fed, I have enough iron in my oft-anemic blood to create about 12 or 13 hefty hemoglobins and I'm waiting for my grandson to come over and work on his coding project. Concentrating on the good atm. 020
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026This is a freshly molted psalmopoeus ecclesiasticus. She is smooshed down to about half her normal size because I am taking a photo. I am taking a photo because she is never out and had to strike while the iron was hot. She eventually walked off and then I gave her a hornworm. #tarantula 1232
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Phormictopus sp. south hispaniola, adult female. Her carapace has highlights of pink and maroon and her femurs show off blue green, depending on the angle of the light. In this photo I captured just a hint of both. 041
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Spider booty. Bumba horrida juvenile male. #tarantula #spider 081
Reposted by Marcella GailChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If you’re a Hachette author you should be talking to your editors and teams about this. If they’re using AI to counter AI, it’s still AI. And it may also be giving your work to the machine, serving it up on a contractual platter. 15792300
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I have chronic anemia so I take iron supplements. Went to doc, saying, hey, symptoms are worse despite taking supplements. Doc orders tests. Tests comes back. I'm anemic as heck. Duh. Doc calls and says I should take iron supplements. 110
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I have been doing my own taxes since 1986. I filed this year on April 13th, two whole days before deadline. I believe this is now my personal record for the earliest filing! 010
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026We're on day something-something-2-months-later and Ms. Brown recluse is LORGE and more than ready to get released into the shed. #loxosceles #spider 041