Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 19hUsing the term "naive" is kind of you. "Disingenuous" is more accurate. 0110
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love how crab spiders look more like frogs than frogs look like frogs. 010
Reposted by Marcella Gailnigel 🐎 @nigelpuppy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Phidippus sp. watching from the joe-pye weed seeds #spiders 162
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh I love this photo! Gorgeous texture and composition 010
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm imagining a tiny smattering of whatever humanity becomes attempting to ride Pluto away from the final sunset. Pluto, remembering their ancestors insults about its prowess, is salty and smug in equal measure. 231
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh and a photo of one of the babies before molting to the above form. (Not gonna argue with you Europeans about which instar this is. It's the one after EWL, whatever y'all call it.) grammostola pulchripes #tarantula #spider 040
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A photo of one of my 99 new grandchildren and their late father. I raised their father from a tiny speck until he left my home to meet a lady spider and make spider babies. He has since skittered awkwardly from this mortal coil, but left us these gifts. grammostola pulchripes #tarantula #spider 171
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When you are about to become a parent they warn you about diapers, sleepless nights, toddler tantrums and teenage angst. They do NOT warn you that when they move out your children will register their IP address as the primary for the Netflix Household YOU pay for. 120
Reposted by Marcella GailRiley Black 🏳️⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 01/05/2026My latest prehistoric tale book art by @korybing.bsky.social poster by @emmalerae.bsky.social 10.27.26 Tyrant Lizard Queen She’ll eat your heart out. Pre-order now us.macmillan.com/books/978125... 18404142
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Here's an unedited photo of one of my many phormictopus auratus tarantulas. They're just C3PO gold for funsies. (They are also giant goofballs.) 000
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026FFS go away. She can talk to her people and write words in a document. 000
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026A CPA with 30 years of experience just asked me, in all seriousness, how in the world she is supposed to document accounting procedures without using AI. She wants to instrument all her employees with AI agents to track their clicks through our ERP system and I, the Evil IT Overlord™, told her no. 240
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Another species in that same genus--phormictopus "sp. South Hispaniola" showing off a bit of her green femurs. 020
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026One of my favorite tarantula species--phormictopus auratus--right after a molt. She's a sassy lady, always investigating and making a mess, but she's absolutely gorgeous! 360
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Washer guy: The drain hose was clogged with a small plastic bag that looks like it had green leaves or something in it. 20 yo: So weird! Wonder what that could have been? (This is the same one who once tried to convince me that she and her friends were burning a skunk-scented candle in her room.)static.klipy.comDo I Look Like A Fool Vasily MatrushokAlt: Vasily Matrushok saying "Do I Look Like A Fool?" 010
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Oooh! I just picked up the Everything Box. It's been on my to-read list for ages. 020
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I snorted coffee into my nasal apparatus because of this post. 😂 010
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The fake happy cat face carved into the astronaut helmet is extra insulting 1310
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I just built out and stocked a new rolling workspace/water dish kiosk for my spiders. Check this out! (The bottom drawer, not shown here, has all the photography equipment and extra lights.) 110
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Awww! I have a tarantula named Zorro and a coworker named Ed! 020
Reposted by Marcella GailGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense. 311121314561
Reposted by Marcella GailLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Woke up to pee, saw Lindsey Graham died, immediately jumped on Bluesky to see the good posting. Have fun, everyone, but please steer away from the homophobia. Maybe this dude would have been less of a massive piece of shit if he hadn’t been steeped in self-loathing. Dunk responsibly 522562329
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Pretty girl! I recently rehoused two sisters. They were both very polite and I hope your girl is just as easy! 110
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Well it shall forever be US men's Ninja Turtles in my mind now, thank you very much! 010
Reposted by Marcella GailLaura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Mexico has already beaten England 2925959629
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026No, but check out this lovely mimolette I have successfully kept hidden from my children and grandchildren for about 2 weeks now. I have plans for this cheese this weekend! 060
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026He might well have donated those legs to his previous lady friend during a moment of ravenous passion! 010
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 02/07/202628 yo son: There's this song I heard that is SO good. It's from your time but I'm not sure you've heard it before. He then played Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads.static.klipy.comNarnia's Deep Magic Lion QuoteAlt: Narnia's Deep Magic Lion Quote "Do not recite the Deep Magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written" 5467
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sac spiders always look like they are covered in a fine layer of petroleum. 000
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Seriously! I never suspected because I got the spider from somebody very experienced. A tiny part of me thinks I should mention it and throw a couple more bucks his way, but I know he'd never take it. Karmically it balances the female regalis sling I bought ages ago that turned out to be a male. 010
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The minute I saw your comment and the word astronomer I knew exactly who this was. 020
Marcella Gail @mglorr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026So I bought a male poecilotheria striata three years ago. I've been waiting for him to mature and not really paying attention too hard other than "Is he eating and healthy". He molted today and after seeing his distinctly FEMALE ventral side, I pulled his molt and OMG I have a girl! #tarantula 150