Reposted by Mary Frankovich113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty 663084521
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is delightful and so true. We replaced our old Brita tank last month, and it’s already cracked in three places and leaking. It was $50. 010
Reposted by Mary FrankovichThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture 162448214
Reposted by Mary FrankovichMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract. 9052052614
Reposted by Mary FrankovichThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026Report: You Were Supposed To Be Looking Something Up Right Now theonion.com/report-you-were-suppos… 9956115
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The sheer volume of grammatical things that Copilot now flags in Word feels…. authoritarian? Like some little grammar gremlin is breathing down my neck. How the fuck is this supposed to help people write better? Oh right, it’s not, it’s just trying to push you to rewrite everything with Copilot. 000
Reposted by Mary FrankovichThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2026“Adrenochrome! Adrenochrome for sale! Freshly harvested!” said Rowan Denton theonion.comBay Area Children Set Up Adrenochrome Stand On Side Of RoadATHERTON, CA—With a hand-painted sign taped to the front of their fold-up card table, local Bay Area children Rowan and Amanda Denton reportedly opened an adrenochrome stand Wednesday along a busy sub... 1784765
Reposted by Mary FrankovichThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2026Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race 415101538
Reposted by Mary FrankovichPittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 16/07/2026Carrick. 1404 Brownsville Road - South Side Cemetery. If you lost your debit card and an open can of ravioli in the cemetery, the lawn guy found it. 413019
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This is a cat who hopped up on the coffee table to take seven licks of melted butter from an empty bowl and immediately hop down. 141
Reposted by Mary FrankovichCount Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Catbus is REAL!! 271127901300
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I will die on this hill. I don’t care if your dog is “friendly”! My dog isn’t, and I have no idea what yours will do when a 20lb punk is barking aggressively at them. 000
Reposted by Mary FrankovichThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake theonion.comI Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try CakeHello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the... 9492102225
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 09/06/2026New Outlook is so, so bad. How could they have possibly taken a program that already sucked and made it WORSE?! Some grievances: -adding spaces before and after paragraphs when pasting text into an email -no “Insert Symbols” button -search function sucks ass 000
Reposted by Mary FrankovichStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026RIP Marjane Satrapi 273250934
Reposted by Mary FrankovichQBurgh @qburgh.com · 27/05/2026Trans people could soon be banned from homeless shelters qburgh.com/trans-people...qburgh.comTrans people could soon be banned from homeless sheltersThis story was originally reported by Kate Sosin of The 19th. The Trump administration’s push to exclude transgender Americans is moving to the nation’s homeless shelters. On April 28, the Departme… 112
Reposted by Mary FrankovichJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/05/2026dudes rock. but consider this: dudes ska. dudes acid jazz. dudes big band 4950364
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I saw The Last Dinner Party last night. Not only did they put on an incredible show, but the parking deck attendant did not charge me AND I was standing behind two short people with a perfect view of the stage. 10/10 010
Reposted by Mary FrankovichThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse theonion.com/colorado-overrun-with-… 182074299
Reposted by Mary Frankovichb. wolo @bwolo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem: 374463831
Reposted by Mary FrankovichShannon, Mistress of Shenanigans @shay3322.bsky.social · 20/03/2026 523518427
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I did not have strong feelings about wind until I adopted a dog who is very afraid of it. Now, the wind is my enemy. 000
Reposted by Mary FrankovichPablo Manríquez @pabloreports.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Haitian woman, 31, dies alone at Pittsburgh bus stop days after ICE released her to the streets far from home to perish. Rest in power, Daphy Michel: migrantinsider.com/p/the-loneso...migrantinsider.comThe Lonesome Death of Daphy MichelWatch now | Haitian Woman, 31, Dies Alone at Pittsburgh Bus Stop Days After ICE Released Her Far From Home to Die. 15153183000
Reposted by Mary FrankovichPittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 12/03/2026Oakland. 200 Lothrop Street - UPMC Presby. Caller is with the hospital and said that they need PBF because there is a dumpster fire on site. Like an actual fire in an actual dumpster. 91297
Reposted by Mary FrankovichThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/03/2026Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation theonion.com/cool-dad-raising-daugh… 702407237
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I felt like a proud mom today because I was walking Ringo and heard someone say, “Aww, look at that little dog! You can tell he has a good personality.” 🥹 010
Reposted by Mary Frankovich🗽✨NANI✨♓️ @sinmachine.blacksky.app · 03/03/2026I’m short hungry, but I only have long hungry in the fridge 😩😩😩 7578449
Reposted by Mary Frankovichjaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1809 224327
Reposted by Mary FrankovichMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse. 333191422875
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 23/02/2026The racist in my local Facebook group (a white man) is up to his old tricks after a shooting over the weekend, but now his profile pic is Jesse Jackson. You love (hate) to see it. 000
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I am part of the wave of people reading Wuthering Heights for the first time. I was excited to find the Norton Critical Edition on Bookshop, but it’s on back order. I never thought I’d see the day when a Norton Critical Edition is on back order. 010
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Anyone else thoroughly creeped out by the ring doorbell Super Bowl commercial? 010
Reposted by Mary FrankovichBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe" 652945268
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I would love to spend one day on social media without seeing that fucking Norman Rockwell meme. 000
Mary Frankovich @mfranko.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you hear a song from Beach House’s 2012 masterpiece Bloom, you must then listen to Bloom. 000
Reposted by Mary FrankovichRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Violence is too often sloppy; it spills over. Misogynists kill a lot of men, racists kill white people, ICE in its attacks on immigrants and anyone who looks like them just killed a white US citizen. When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail; when you're a gun everyone is a target. 141008228
