Reposted by Mike BurchSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 573303671
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh man, Amazon hit me with the @dril.bsky.social candles tweet 010
Reposted by Mike BurchSarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 06/10/2026Remember when it would have mattered if the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES suggested that a foreign country bomb American cities? 1617630
Reposted by Mike BurchBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is 171803185
Reposted by Mike BurchJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/10/2026"I was always really conscious of having the appropriate amenities," Mike Tomlin says of bathroom counts in the Minecraft buildings he began 12 years agoyoutube.comEP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVINGYouTube video by Mike Tomlin 219714
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The Cost of Dignity: What We Talk About When We Talk About the Hyrox Pants Shitter 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Erika Kirk OpEd on 9.10. Too obvious for the Onion, too irresistible for the Times. 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Denny don't lose that number. You don't want to call nobody else. Send it off in a letter to yourself. 2172
Reposted by Mike BurchBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Bought in early on “Drake sucks” 2573730
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Iger and Kushner buying the Lakers is the second biggest story of the transaction. Mark Walter bought the team with money that's under federal investigation. Why should he make 25% profit after 10 months? How has the league not put the asset under its own care to auction, without Walter benefiting? 011
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The new season of Reacher always reminds me to finish the last season of Reacher. It's the best 4 episode season show out there. Problem is, they make 7 or 8 per season. 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I know nothing matters anymore but seeing this Liquid Death collab with Mr. Beast made me genuinely sad 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If the mascot for Chick-fil-A is a cow, the mascot for a Greek salad has to be a head of lettuce 000
Reposted by Mike BurchRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice 674439911
Reposted by Mike BurchUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 25/07/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 017048
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026For the life of me, I will never understand who these retired player jerseys are for. 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Increasing access to play is the equalizer in the disparity in sports participation. 000
Reposted by Mike Burch[giver of problems: ultra pro✨] @jforjae.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Mamdani left soccer field lights on all night…..the lights usually go off at 10pm. They set a camera up and guess what they saw?? Residents playing soccer with their friends ALL NIGHT. One man said how much he loved it because his friends work late and can’t get to the field before 10pm. 297171732638
Reposted by Mike BurchOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm not even rooting against Argentina at this point I am rooting against FIFA 332746342
Reposted by Mike BurchRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s one thing for a mega famous superstar athlete to tolerate the surely endless stream of children running up to them, asking for photos and autographs, another thing to enjoy it. Haaland is one of one for being like “I bet that kid would get excited if he saw me, I better get his attention” 1046469852
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Watching a World Cup knockout match when your team is good is fucking excruciating. 000
Reposted by Mike BurchMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Balogun reinstated, Brazil ousted by the troll cyborg, AND we still have England-Mexico in the Azteca on deck? smoke em if you got em folks 118217
Reposted by Mike BurchSpooky Scary S-Kevin-ton 💀 @kforce1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026ARCHIPELFGGGGOOOOOO 027126
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The Fox commentary team is calling this Argentina - Cape Verde extra time like they're rooting for the dealer at the blackjack table 030
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I can't be the first to say this, but the Michelob Ultra 'Superior Player of the Match' doesn't feel right, especially for global football. 000
Reposted by Mike BurchDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Might as well wear my Masters jacket to Wimbledon in 100 degree heat 262787
Reposted by Mike BurchRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This is how Portugal thought starting Ronaldo in the World Cup would go 445940
Reposted by Mike BurchPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Wu-Tang Clan will reportedly perform at Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals Game 4 halftime showpagesix.comExclusive | Wu-Tang Clan will perform at Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals Game 4 halftime showPage Six can reveal that the hip-hop group will take the court during halftime of the New York Knicks vs. San Antonio Spurs matchup at Madison Square Garden. 751504244
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Bringing to market a new live index of NYC bar adoption by the youth but TBH it's just "Zyns per urinal" 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Going to find out if anyone I work with follows me real quick. But we did it! 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Guys, you can also race to the bottom. (sorry to those featured) 000
Reposted by Mike BurchDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Nine NFL teams didn't recognize Pride Month yesterday (right wing media is hailing them as heroic) -New York Jets -Pittsburgh Steelers -Cleveland Browns -Cincinnati Bengals -Tennessee Titans -Kansas City Chiefs -Las Vegas Raiders -Dallas Cowboys -New Orleans Saints 3631530598
Reposted by Mike BurchBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026There’s a shortage of slapping the shit out of people and we need a market correction on that. 261570215
Reposted by Mike BurchJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...thedreydossier.substack.comI found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White HouseThere is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead. 6938052403
Reposted by Mike BurchJonathan Bernstein @jonbern.bsky.social · 28/05/2026this is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence... 2996033721
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I saw Kimbrel bubbling on the app and was like "he's not HoF eligible yet, is he?" but he's actually still effing playing?? 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Pretty tough day to realize that I may be a 44 year old man in Landry Shamet's main character simulation 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Could not have ever imagined needing to buy a Danhausen WWE shirt for the Knicks run to the finals 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Spurs - Thunder was getting me down so I turned on Half Man to cheer up 000
