Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh man, Amazon hit me with the @dril.bsky.social candles tweet 010
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I froze the video at exactly that moment, just to scroll down and see it again 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Chekhov's poisonous caramel reindeer is the real winner 020
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I know nothing matters anymore but seeing this Liquid Death collab with Mr. Beast made me genuinely sad 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026For the life of me, I will never understand who these retired player jerseys are for. 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Going to find out if anyone I work with follows me real quick. But we did it! 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Guys, you can also race to the bottom. (sorry to those featured) 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 03/05/2026A healthcare company spoofing Tiffany to move NFTs... 2021 is back baby! 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 03/05/2026If the New York bodega by you starts selling loose Athletics, the rent is about to go up up 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 21/04/2026$295, one for each of Jamal's yards on the ground on September 14, 2003. 010
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026We didn't complain too much after all the video game and movie soundtrack songs, but JID has found a bridge too far 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 04/09/2025A bit of an overreaction to the Kith Ivy announcement, if we're being fair 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I appreciate @adage.com covering global comms, but are we really calling it the "Middle Easy?" 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 29/12/2024The moment Jimmy Carter tried to explain why he ran the Squid Game 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Is this because I recommended all of the NASCAR on ESPN budget to be used to lure Danica to Nationwide in 2009? 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024It's fucked up that the Suns have a hockey jersey and the Coyotes don't 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 11/11/2024If you see this, post a concert photo you took. Vince Staples, October 28, @ Terminal Five 010
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 03/01/2024Apologies to the Tara Clerkin Trio, I just assumed someone was playing the Andre 3000 bullshit on the office Sonos 000
Mike Burch @mfburch.bsky.social · 03/01/2024Good Lord we're starting with bullshit predictions again? 000
