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Carlos Eagle

@mexicoseagle.bsky.social
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 1h
Son's first load
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 5h
There exists an alternate universe in which everyone EXCEPT you is a virgin. Take comfort in this. Draw power from it.
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 22h
I've been at work forever
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 22h
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Who you are is what you do
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ICRBE
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bryan Man
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
pizzlemank
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
jesus jelq me
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
DONT - dashare.zone ADMIN
SCARED OF SHADOWS - FORGET TO DO ALL TASK'S - "HOW IS IT 3PM ALREADY" - HOW IS IT OCTOBER ALREADY - SCARED OF PUBLIC PLACE'S -"HOW IS IT 7PM ALREADY" - SCARED OF FUTURE - DONT KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO DO ANY THING - SCARED OF PAST - UNCOMFORTABLE WITH PRESENT - SCARED OF OWN HOUSE "WHO LIVED HERE BEFORE,,," GO INTO MIND HOLE "WHERE DID I GO LOL" AHHH FUCK FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOIG THE IMAGE IS A SKLOTEN ON A MOTOCYCLE AND DA TEXT "DONT TRY TO FIX ME " IM NOT BROKEN IM STUPID " - DASHAREZONE ADMIN
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the watts towers are a bunch of pieces of crap that nobody could live in despite their names
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It makes me so fucking angry that israel still wants the us to release that nasty scumbag Jonathan Pollard
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
New category: Business Inspiration
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
republicans are so racist all the time, take a break
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Giving a classic rock star double middle finger to all those who influence me negatively
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can a pipeline be empty or does it need constant flow
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN GIVIN U SOME IDEAS TO THINK ABOUT: THE SMART TELEVISION THAT SENDS AUDIO OF YOUR HOME BACK TO THE CORPORATION IS SILENT - A GREEN MONITOR EMITS A BUZZ - THE TELEPHONE THAT MAKES YOU LOOK AT ADS IS SILENT - AN OLD HARD DRIVE CLICKS AND WHIRS - THE CAR SCREEN THAT REPLACED ALL THE BUTTONS IS SILENT - A FLOPPY DISK FULL OF OLD GAMES SLIDES INTO PLACE WITH A LOUD CHUNK -,,, WHEN A MACHINE TRYS TO HIDE AND STAY QUIET ITS CAUSE ITS DOIN SHIT IT DOSENT WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT!!!  AND DA TEXT "DO NOT TRUST A SILENT COMPUTER, IF IT DOESNT BEEP AND RATTLE, THAT MACHINE IS YOUR ENEMY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I miss that Stone Age pussy!! Cave girls gone wild! freakin on pseudo-ape dick. Your pussy/entire body, are unshaven (No razors/technology)
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
again the fur coat sleeve catches my nail and causes great fear and pain
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was ready to get angry at everyone for making fun of Adam Curtis, then I watched the movie
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know if flux's darkroom mode is destroying my eyes but it looks cool
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saw a license plate on a white suv that said 9/11 MILF aka 9L1 MLF
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Copper wire is very fragile that's why it's wrapped in ropelike bundles and then jacketed with thick pliable rubbery stuff
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my christmas present to myself: piece of paper that says "coupon redeemable for one day without showering" I think ill use it tomorrow!!
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pepsi Coke, My name is Noke
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most peoples minds are literally incapble of understanding how cool diapers are. this is known as racism .
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I were to own a beautiful dog, then what next?
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
STEELERS WILL LOSE!! DUE 2 TOMLIN IGNORIING MY 500+ EMAILS REGARDING MY CHICKEN BROTH SUBSTITUTE 4 GATORADE (SAME ELECTROLYTES,CHEAPER)
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you're white and don't know about imperial crimes, don't how ethnic nationalism is exploited by bosses to divide worrkers, easy alt right
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just dumped my libertarian girlfriend. she just isnt attracted to me physically. all the same i regret shouting "THEN GO OGLE RON PAUL!"
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I might raise some rates of my own
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " AND THE DAMB GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS MADE OF THE WORST PEOPLE YOUR EVER GONA SEE, BUT THEY TOLD US IN 4TH GRADE TAHT THE GOVERMENT IS HERE TO SERVE US AND EVERYONE STILL BELEIVES IT FOR SOME REASON, IT PROBLY SHOULD DO THAT BUT READ THE NEWS FOR 30 SECONDS AND SEE IF THATS TRUE LMAO , AND IF YOU EVER MENTION THIS SOME ONE WILL POP UP AND SAY "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, VOTE" WHICH IS FUNNY BECUASE THE SUPPREME COURT IS THE ONE WHOSE DOIN HALF THE DIRTY WORK, AND YOUR NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR IT, THINK ABOUT IT, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING FUN INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY EAT NEWS ARTICLES THATS MEANT TO KEEP YOU IN A STATE OF FEAR ,  YOU NEED TO GO TO THE WOOD'S, THE LEAFS ARE FALLING NOW, MOST CINEMATIC TIME TO GO TO THE BEST PLACE THATS LEFT IN THE DAMB WORLD , GO TO THE FOREST BEFORE THEY OUTLAW IT OR TURN IT INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yolo
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does anyone have a favored dive boots brand
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only reason I miss twitter is seeing people mad at the local weatherman. He should come here so we can be mad at him here.
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
was threatened w/ crucifixion by a major author over my fanfics...could go public but tbqh i did stretch the Da Vinci Code universe too far
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