Reposted by Madison MetriculaThe Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Therapist: For relaxation, have you tried deep breathing? Sicko: Like into the phone? 121
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 28/09/2026The special anxiety of asking for near-term days off when you’ve only been at the job a couple weeks 141
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 27/09/2026Stage fit for last night and today at Carrboro Music Festival! 290
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 26/09/2026PRIMETIME is the best movie I’ve seen this year. It’s beautifully shot with high contrast, colorful, grainy composition and principal performances from Robert Pattinson, Merrit Wever, and Skyler Gizmodo that are intense, nuanced, and theatrical. 010
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 18/09/2026They insisted that Catherine would never have shown butt cheek, only upper thigh 🤣 110
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 18/09/2026I might still have been a registered Republican at 20 so I’m glad I got better 131
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 18/09/2026An old man is complaining about having to see young girls in “hoochie shorts” unlike the respectable Daisy Dukes women wore in his day I mean whatever, man 130
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 18/09/2026But I get tired keeping toddlers alive for 3-6 hours, I can’t imagine keeping a baby alive, like, literally all the time. I have faith in your CON stat 010
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 18/09/2026Having had to climb trees with a chainsaw for a grade, it’s probably pretty chill to do it for money considering there’s chainsaws 100
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 15/09/2026Like, I see that the argument is that if an individual was trafficked into an obscene act as a minor then they shouldn’t be disqualified from a future career in law enforcement BUT god damn he picked a creepy way to say it 000
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 15/09/2026I don’t look at the news for six hours and here we’re are 330
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 14/09/2026If you’re an artist who tries to avoid/deter conflict by “not taking a side,” that doesn’t work forever. At some point, not choosing or avoiding being on the record is indistinguishable from taking a side or capitulation. It sucks, but “I don’t take sides” doesn’t always accomplish what you hope. 180
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 14/09/2026I think people think writing a song is a lot harder than it is, which is why some people are so impressed by the shortcut of Suno. I’m not saying there isn’t craft, work, practice and talent that goes into songwriting but, like… the world will never have enough 3-chord songs about love. Write yours! 063
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 14/09/2026I’m not saying you should be Luigi’d for being a supervillain with bad opinions, but this is why people hate you 162
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 13/09/2026Country style ribs going low and slow at 225F in the oven for the day 140
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 11/09/2026The attacks were a terrible loss of life but the fear won out in the end, I guess 040
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 11/09/2026I think most people have an event growing up where you realize all the adults around you are just people with no special knowledge and are just muddling through. For a lot of millennials, watching nearly every adult in our lives lose their minds over 9/11 and push through the Patriot act was that 150
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 11/09/2026This! The word for how Dawkins treats “Claudia” is “creepy” and “pompous” 020
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 11/09/2026Oh hell yeah, new @animalweapon.com track out!! The seeds of this one started in a @fawmchallenge.bsky.social skirmish, and it’s a relatable one if you’ve ever been depressed and turned to comfort media to help soothe your malaise youtu.be/ZctMGtaYoks?...youtu.beLive from New YorkYouTube video by Animalweapon - Topic 010
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 10/09/2026I’ve used ionos for probably 20 years and am happy with it 010
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 10/09/2026Right! And honestly, I think the way filk is open to so many levels of experience or expression in song is one of its best qualities, and I hate seeing that lovely openness exploited by AI 130
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 10/09/2026(This post brought to you by swing someone unknowingly share an AI elf-themed song in a filk group) 140
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 10/09/2026Any broad enough community with a contemporary borrowing/song-catching culture is probably going to be prone to this and we would benefit from talking about how to handle it when it comes up 150
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 10/09/2026I don’t like Suno and AI-generated tracks (and think it’s bad across the board), but I think we’re going to see people unknowingly learning and covering AI-generated songs at filk circles and SCA events eventually if it’s not happening already. 271
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 10/09/2026One of the kids I babysit reminded me I’m full of blood 150
Reposted by Madison Metriculaderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie 1275207233992
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 05/09/2026I’m sad and the only thing that will make me feel better is if it happens 180
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 05/09/2026Riding in a Waymo has my face looking like Jasper Cullen This is weeeirrrd I’m surrounded by Waymos 000
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 04/09/2026Dialect bandwagon: it gave me “Delaware” but coastal NC was still in my hot zone so that checks out mydialect.us 210
Reposted by Madison MetriculaChristian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Jesus Christ what an infant. "Chess will be fully solved" is a classic take for people who misunderstand enjoyment. Because they hate themselves. Understandably. 191
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 04/09/2026Can you imagine having so little a concept or joy or fun that you want to eradicate it 010
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 02/09/2026What GIF pops up when you type your name? Nothing came up for my chosen name, lol, so this will dostatic.klipy.comMadison's 'No Hi' in ZombielandAlt: Madison's 'No Hi' in Zombieland 150
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 02/09/2026Doing the Museum of Science and Industry today and then back up to Skokie for as much Korean food as I can fit in my belly 030
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 01/09/2026I didn’t like Waititi’s adaptation of Caging Skies/Jojo Rabbit very much either 010
Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 01/09/2026At the Obama Presidential Library! The grounds are beautiful! 050