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Madison Metricula

@metricula.com
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Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her) metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS Raleigh, NC DANI ORTHAC LIVES

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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 18h
I am in the god damn luteal phase
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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Therapist: For relaxation, have you tried deep breathing? Sicko: Like into the phone?
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 28/09/2026
The special anxiety of asking for near-term days off when you’ve only been at the job a couple weeks
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 27/09/2026
Stage fit for last night and today at Carrboro Music Festival!
Woman with black sleeveless shirt, brown fringe vest, pink hair, and faux snakeskin hat
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 26/09/2026
PRIMETIME is the best movie I’ve seen this year. It’s beautifully shot with high contrast, colorful, grainy composition and principal performances from Robert Pattinson, Merrit Wever, and Skyler Gizmodo that are intense, nuanced, and theatrical.
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 24/09/2026
I don’t remember the last time I had Skittles
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 19/09/2026
I mean, he said it himself
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 18/09/2026
I might still have been a registered Republican at 20 so I’m glad I got better
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 18/09/2026
An old man is complaining about having to see young girls in “hoochie shorts” unlike the respectable Daisy Dukes women wore in his day I mean whatever, man
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 15/09/2026
I don’t look at the news for six hours and here we’re are
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 14/09/2026
If you’re an artist who tries to avoid/deter conflict by “not taking a side,” that doesn’t work forever. At some point, not choosing or avoiding being on the record is indistinguishable from taking a side or capitulation. It sucks, but “I don’t take sides” doesn’t always accomplish what you hope.
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 14/09/2026
I think people think writing a song is a lot harder than it is, which is why some people are so impressed by the shortcut of Suno. I’m not saying there isn’t craft, work, practice and talent that goes into songwriting but, like… the world will never have enough 3-chord songs about love. Write yours!
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 14/09/2026
I’m not saying you should be Luigi’d for being a supervillain with bad opinions, but this is why people hate you
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 13/09/2026
Country style ribs going low and slow at 225F in the oven for the day
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 11/09/2026
I think most people have an event growing up where you realize all the adults around you are just people with no special knowledge and are just muddling through. For a lot of millennials, watching nearly every adult in our lives lose their minds over 9/11 and push through the Patriot act was that
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 11/09/2026
This! The word for how Dawkins treats “Claudia” is “creepy” and “pompous”
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 11/09/2026
Oh hell yeah, new @animalweapon.com track out!! The seeds of this one started in a @fawmchallenge.bsky.social skirmish, and it’s a relatable one if you’ve ever been depressed and turned to comfort media to help soothe your malaise youtu.be/ZctMGtaYoks?...
youtu.be
Live from New York
YouTube video by Animalweapon - Topic
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 10/09/2026
I don’t like Suno and AI-generated tracks (and think it’s bad across the board), but I think we’re going to see people unknowingly learning and covering AI-generated songs at filk circles and SCA events eventually if it’s not happening already.
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 10/09/2026
One of the kids I babysit reminded me I’m full of blood
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 05/09/2026
I’m sad and the only thing that will make me feel better is if it happens
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 05/09/2026
Riding in a Waymo has my face looking like Jasper Cullen This is weeeirrrd I’m surrounded by Waymos
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 04/09/2026
Dialect bandwagon: it gave me “Delaware” but coastal NC was still in my hot zone so that checks out mydialect.us
A map of the US on one side with “hot” zones on the coasts. Right hand side is an inset of coastal NC
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jesus Christ what an infant. "Chess will be fully solved" is a classic take for people who misunderstand enjoyment. Because they hate themselves. Understandably.
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 04/09/2026
Can you imagine having so little a concept or joy or fun that you want to eradicate it
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 03/09/2026
I am again enjoying my delay in O’Hare
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 03/09/2026
I am no longer enjoying my delay in O’Hare
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 03/09/2026
I’m enjoying my delay in O’Hare
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 02/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you type your name? Nothing came up for my chosen name, lol, so this will do
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Madison's 'No Hi' in Zombieland
Alt: Madison's 'No Hi' in Zombieland
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 02/09/2026
Doing the Museum of Science and Industry today and then back up to Skokie for as much Korean food as I can fit in my belly
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 01/09/2026
What the fuck What
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 01/09/2026
At the Obama Presidential Library! The grounds are beautiful!
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 01/09/2026
It’s almost HOA HOA HOA season
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 01/09/2026
I love videos of animals trying sparkling water and getting offended by it
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 31/08/2026
The Fern Room at the Garfield Conservatory was such a crushing tangle of curated life I starting weeping God I love ferns
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 31/08/2026
Saw a car jacking while I was getting a hot dog last night Poor guy :( He was just ducking in for quick hot dog too
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 30/08/2026
I was recognized at the grocery store by a wolf web lurker in this, the year of our lord 2026
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 29/08/2026
Oh my god the friend we’re visiting in Chicago’s cousin is the bassist in Punch Brothers! Small world, mind blown
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 26/08/2026
Only the sexiest sludge
Image of Hexxus from Ferngully
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 26/08/2026
Velveeta is good. It’s cheese.
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 26/08/2026
We’re just posting through the anxiety tonight, fam
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 26/08/2026
I gave up on trying to talk about TADC with anyone under 30
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 26/08/2026
Finished reading Klara and the Sun today. What a beautiful, melancholy bit of sci-fi
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 26/08/2026
The music round at trivia tonight was “violent songs” but alas, I was too sick to go
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly is a huge part of why I love music What a legacy in song
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 25/08/2026
What is wrong with these assholes
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 23/08/2026
I’m trying to trust that the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book gets better
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 23/08/2026
The DragonCon Filk track is re-printing songs that have previously been submitted and appeared in their yearly songbooks to make an “Anniversary Edition.” I know cons like GaFilk have done this as well (without contacting anyone), and DConFilk is emailing EVERYONE they have records for.
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 23/08/2026
Y’all, I am *testy* today
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Madison Metricula @metricula.com · 23/08/2026
Quote skeet with a game released in the year you were born
Blue board game box reading Dr Ruth’s Game of Good Sex
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