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DT-WxRisk @wxrisk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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merzipan.bsky.social @merzipan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Too many apps on the dancefloor
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🌹ᴀʟᴀɴ ᴇ ʜɪʟʟ🌹 @alanehill.com · 06/10/2025
World Map according to Fish
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
We’re currently under a severe thunderstorm watch here in Alberta. I love this handy guide which clearly explains the difference between a “watch” and a “warning.” #yegwx #abstorm #yegweather
Taco shells with ingredients all around & a complete taco ready-to-eat
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Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckery (he/him) @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Martyrdumb: Intentionally provoking a response just so you can look like a victim when you propagandize an incident of your own making.
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Holly @flidhais.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’m terrible at positive self talk, so sometimes when I’m feeling bad about myself I imagine what my dog would say about me at a dogs-only cocktail party where everyone is standing around talking about their owners, and honestly it’s just the best little life hack
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merzipan.bsky.social @merzipan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Took shower mostly by myself, had my favorite shirt warm from the dryer, got the sling back on & ice pad in place, AND immediately fell asleep holding the perfect caramel latte my husband had just made me. Living out a Pinterest Expectation to Reality meme in real time. Nailed it!
Mug saying ", and" splattered w/coffee
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merzipan.bsky.social @merzipan.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Dune Part Two came out and is on Netflix?!?!?! Am I even part of society anymore?
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merzipan.bsky.social @merzipan.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
That face!
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merzipan.bsky.social @merzipan.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
This chicken just cheers me up. 2025 is gonna be my chicken dance year. What happened to me?
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.
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Cynthia Raleigh @cerydwyn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Can relate. #cats
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merzipan.bsky.social @merzipan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
First post. Choosing to believe the Northern Lights last month were magical and not an omen.
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