Scott @merseytart.com · 47mI can't decide if I'm a shit cook or if every recipe simply lies about how long the prep time is. 220
Scott @merseytart.com · 2hI'm increasingly depressed about how I'm living my life quietly and sensibly and idiots like this are doing the absolute worst and getting big bucks off their followers and YouTube. 040
Scott @merseytart.com · 11halso it’s to cool over herestatic.klipy.comNajmi SmilingALT: Najmi Smiling 000
Scott @merseytart.com · 13h“Fished one out during the Faceless Ones” is such a euphemism for Tough Wank. 110
Scott @merseytart.com · 14hTHERE ARE TWENTY FIVE BOND THEMES (more if you count the songs at the end) 001
Scott @merseytart.com · 14hI clicked the #scd hashtag and apparently it means different things around the world. 261
Scott @merseytart.com · 15hThey’re using the lyrics from the stage show of Mary Poppins, not the film. I demand a refund of my licence fee. #Strictly #OnADelay 000
Scott @merseytart.com · 17h“The Queen’s not got long bones.” “No, well she’s spent all that time stood about with natives waving their doodahs at her.” 030
Scott @merseytart.com · 18hAnother one for the list. beyondtherails.substack.com/p/sofia-buil...beyondtherails.substack.comSofia Built Its Metro the Hard WayInside the Eastern Bloc's unlikely transit success story 020
Scott @merseytart.com · 03/10/2026BF is trying to deal with an automated voice recognition line and I don’t think this is going to replace humans any time soon. 130
Scott @merseytart.com · 03/10/2026JSW is there because of the hours I spent playing it, not because I was actually any good at it 110
Scott @merseytart.com · 03/10/2026Spotify put a Roisin Murphy song on my Discover Weekly. INDOCTRINATION! 040
Reposted by ScottScott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026New blog: Castello - www.merseytart.com/2026/10/cast... - a tribute to one of Europe's greatest railway stations.merseytart.comCastelloIt should be noted, for the record, that Mussolini didn't make the trains run on time. He did implement a series of programmes that saw som... 041
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026All us woke types are “the first person to get murdered is always an ethnic minority, this is a disgusting bias” EXCEPT for Amol Rajan where it’s absolutely fair enough. 060
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026The new Goggleboxers chucking the word “brocante” into conversation. 000
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026Her whole thing about the traitors being in the back foot is brilliant. 040
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026Hannah’s theory about Leigh-Anne would be an absolutely brilliant observation if she was actually a Traitor. #CelebrityTraitors 0121
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026“Sometimes it’s not all about the money.” Bet Ross’s charity is thrilled to hear that. #CelebrityTraitors 022
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026To be fair Jerry is closer to the grave than anyone else. #CelebrityTraitors 010
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026Did James Blunt think he was doing Taskmaster in that jumpsuit? #CelebrityTaskmaster 020
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026“Do you have more teeth than a normal person?” GOOD LORD REG #CelebrityTraitors 020
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026The celebs are so excited to see some orange juice. #CelebrityTraitors 000
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026New blog: Castello - www.merseytart.com/2026/10/cast... - a tribute to one of Europe's greatest railway stations.merseytart.comCastelloIt should be noted, for the record, that Mussolini didn't make the trains run on time. He did implement a series of programmes that saw som... 041
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026You know those incredibly well known studio brands that have existed for the best part of a century and have logos that are instantly recognisable even without text? Well fuck those. 250
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026The collective national "noooooo" at 8:01 tonight if Acaster is killed may possibly cause an earthquake. 010
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026This was the first paragraph and as far as I was willing to read. 210
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026Stuart Heritage did a Traitors liveblog and it was as high quality as you'd expect. 100
Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026The real hero is the man who steps in to try and stem the oil leak dressed entirely in white. 050
Scott @merseytart.com · 01/10/2026There are two types of gays: nerds who want to be top of the class even today, and homos who think learning the capital of France would make them off puttingly intellectual. 040
Scott @merseytart.com · 01/10/2026He also lost his shit at a Little Mix so I think he’s just a little bit insane 010
Scott @merseytart.com · 01/10/2026I would’ve 100% just named all the countries I could remember because I am an awful try hard geography nerd. #Taskmaster 030
Reposted by ScottAlan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Richard E. Grant immediately turning #CelebrityTraitors into SNL UK’s Great Big Crab Man is just amazing telly 312228
Scott @merseytart.com · 01/10/2026One hundred percent believe Lisa Rinna did this for Traitors US. 120
Reposted by ScottAl Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The BBC does genuinely seem to be trying to save money where it can; they scrapped an undercover investigation where Amol Rajan went out clubbing with a view to exposing the easy access to poppers because they didn't want to pay for the Amol night rate 1225756
