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I still have the Milan Transport app on my phone so I can get these extremely Italian notifications.

An ATMalert:

What to know

Tomorrow there could be a strike action.

There’s a grown man reading Harry Potter in Costa. Where anyone can see him. Like it’s ok. It’s like reading dog porn in public.

A copy of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone face down on a cafe table.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 12h

Also this but that's a little more obvious.

Tom Hanks admiring his hairy chest in the mirror.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 12h

Important moments in my sexual awakening, number 7723: Tom Hanks' legs swinging off the top bunk in Big.

Two hairy legs and feet dangling off the front of a bunk bed.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 07/10/2026

Do you think Jimmy McGovern ever fancies writing a nice sitcom or a jolly children’s show about lovable kittens?

David Tennant and Siobhan Finneran on the front of the Radio Times.

Text:

Sun, Mon BBC One
AUTUMN DRAMA SPECIAL
DOING TIME
DAVID TENNANT and SIOBHAN FINNERAN enter Jimmy McGovern's toughest prison yet
PLUS LUKE EVANS IN THE PARTY| DAVID OYELOWO IN TREASURE ISLAND

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Scott @merseytart.com · 07/10/2026

There is an entire generation growing up without knowing the joy of "Don't FUCK with the babysitter."

A graphic:

Adventures in Babysitting

There's a Disney Channel remake of the film - and the edited version on Disney+ removes all the cursing. That way you have two sanitized versions of the film to watch.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 06/10/2026

Might want to rethink that username.

An Instagram bio.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 06/10/2026

Bizarre fact I have just learned: George Furth, who was the barber in Blazing Saddles and turned up in all sorts of camp comedy in the sixties and seventies, won a Tony Award for writing the book of Stephen Sondheim's Company.

A scene from Blazing Saddles, where George Furth, a man in neat Western garb, suggests they contact the governor.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 05/10/2026

Frank Blake is so good looking he actually ruins Blue Lights. It’s like having a God among mortals.

Frank Blake, an astonishingly good looking man in a police uniform.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 04/10/2026

lol if only, Bluesky trends

Text: 2. Andy Burnham pushes socialist reforms

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Scott @merseytart.com · 03/10/2026

I clicked the #scd hashtag and apparently it means different things around the world.

A Bluesky status:

Je7 @jerk7.bsky.social • 6d
Plaisir du soir....espoir ?
#scd #sundaycumday #gaycum #boner #cum

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Scott @merseytart.com · 03/10/2026

what is happening here please

An Instagram ad:

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Howdens
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Spice up your life with TradeFest.
With exclusive local deals there's never been a better time to visit your Howdens depot.
#TradeFest
BETTER THAN A SALE
TRADE
FEST

Five workies (four men and a woman) are posing like the Spice Girls underneath.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 03/10/2026

My 9 Games. I may not be young.

A grid of 9 computer games: Jet Set Willy, Monty On The Run, Sim City, Super Mario World, Grand Theft Auto III, Wipeout, Civilization II, Star Trek: Birth Of The Federation, Cities Skylines.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026

The new Goggleboxers chucking the word “brocante” into conversation.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 02/10/2026

Stuart Heritage did a Traitors liveblog and it was as high quality as you'd expect.

Text: Julie Hesmondhalgh - Person from Coronation Street.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 01/10/2026

September 30th / October 1st

Laura Palmer, a beautiful blonde woman, against some red curtains.

A doppleganger of Laura Palmer, a beautiful blonde woman, screaming against some red curtains while a strobe light flashes

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Scott @merseytart.com · 01/10/2026

Sat across on the train from this very good boy.

A lovely little white fluffy West Highland Terrier.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 01/10/2026

Good lord. Markies are selling jockstraps these days.

An ad for Marks and Spencer with three black jockstraps.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 30/09/2026

I’m in the Lewis Carroll Centre, an exhibition attached to the church his father was parson of. There’s a poster about the church’s child safeguarding policy opposite this picture he took of Alice.

A young girl dressed as a beggar leaning against the wall, looking at the camera.

A guide to running a safer church with the contact details of safeguarding officers and the number for Childline.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 30/09/2026

Glasses are getting fixed by M&S Opticians so I’m sat in the cafe and holding my phone three inches from my nose.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 29/09/2026

If they’d had Mike Skinner on the same week as Danny Dyer they could’ve recreated this seminal moment from the Fit But You Know It video. And maybe added a kiss.