Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 4hJust realised that what I’ve bought for Saturday’s wedding is not only handwash only but also should never be put anywhere near detergent, so I guess I will be wearing it once and never again. 010
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 4hWhy do people who are clearly the worst never realise that they are the worst and, indeed, seem to be very enthusiastic about letting everyone know that they are the worst? 110
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 18hPretty sure that my copy of Nicola Roberts’ album passed through her hands towards the end of the signing session. 010
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Depends how desperate you are to get into the club I guess. 020
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It would have been nice if Heat had given the models clothes that, y’know, actually fitted them properly. 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Important journalism. Saffron from Republica was an absolute icon and we are finally beginning to start saying this enough. www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...theguardian.com‘We wanted it to be a battlecry’: how Republica made 90s anthem Ready to Go‘The day Saff came into the studio with red hair, I said, “We’re gonna be massive!” It was the missing link’ 010
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Waking up to Visage’s Fade To Grey on 6 Music and remembering just how amazing One Word by Kelly Osbourne was. youtu.be/u-WOeGPvJLMyoutu.beKelly Osbourne - One Word (Official Video) [HD]YouTube video by HDmjuzik 010
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The perfect tights for someone who not only wants to spend the entire night standing in exactly the right position so that the look works, but also wants to have to constantly explain that they’re not racist and it’s supposed to show support for the national team rather than the national front. 010
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone appears to have replaced the water in the canal with pea soup. 120
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So many parents were prepared to name one of their daughters Wendy after Peter Pan was published, but few were brave enough to go for Tinkerbell. 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am drinking Bailey’s and watching the Charli XCX movie, which is behaviour that feels very brat two years too late coded. 100
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When the label on your dress says “Dry clean only” and really means it. 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I would argue that this means it’s actually quite explicable as to why Kimberly Wyatt from the Pussycat Dolls knows all the words to Icona Pop’s I Love It. 3366
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A rare use of the word "boffins" outside of the tabloids in today’s Guardian. And an even rarer use of the word to describe Amol Rajan, who is very much _not_ a boffin. 100
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bound 4 Da Reload is one of those tracks that really shouldn’t work, and to be honest it really doesn’t, but yet also it somehow does. #totp 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I saw Scooch supporting B*Witched because, once again, yes, I really am that cool. #totp 030
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just remembered that, when clubbing, if it was the type with a kink in, I would use the plastic straw from my drink to recreate Britney’s face mic. Because yes, I really was that cool. #totp 010
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fragma and Toca’s Miracle! It is once again time to get your fluffy bras out. #totp 120
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Everyone seeing Oasis perform Who Feels Love on Top of the Pops and immediately putting their hard won 2027 tour tickets up for sale at a vastly reduced price. #totp 010
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I see we’ve hit the handkerchief top era of post-millennium fashion. #totp 020
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Are Hanson playing MmmBop? “No, If Only” Yes, I’d rather they were playing MmmBop too, but what song are they doing instead? #totp 011
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Given how poor quality their coverage is, I can understand why the BBC aren’t making a big deal out of it. Wales versus Northern Ireland is currently live on iPlayer, if you want to watch a game that’s apparently being filmed on a GoPro… #netball #nwc2027 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There’s international netball to enjoy this weekend, as Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland take each other on in qualifiers for next year’s Netball World Cup. Games should be on iPlayer, even if the BBC aren’t shouting about it… #netball netball.sport/events-and-r...netball.sportNWC2027 Qualifier Europe - Project CerberusEverything you need to know ahead of the Netball World Cup Sydney 2027 Qualifier Asia. 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tickets for this - at the Roundhouse - start at £150, which is appropriate enough as they exploited the fuck out of Amy Winehouse while she was alive, so of course they’re not going to stop just because she’s dead. 020
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026GIG UPDATE: Holy Fuck. Holy fuck, indeed. This picture doesn’t do justice to the intensity and general full on room destroying vibes of this monster of a band. All power, all experience. 100
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Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m excited to say I got a code for No Way Sis tickets! I hope they do the one about teaching the world to sing and how much they like doing that. 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Amazing to think that ASOS started out as a website whose only goal was helping you wear the same clothes as your favourite Hollyoaks character. 171
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Whether “Pivot!” makes you think of Friends or netball says a lot about who you are as a person. 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026GIG UPDATE: Pip Blom. A band I saw many times while I was living in Amsterdam, so it was enjoyably disorienting to see them again now that I’m back in the UK. Zoals altijd erg goed. 110
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am once again begging everyone involved to bring this tour to the UK. 031
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Step 1. We bought a lot of mini skirts, and I mean a _lot_" 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This would likely be more reassuring if he hadn’t felt it necessary to include the "by 2030" caveat. 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Watching Channel 4’s Apocalypse and it’s so ridiculous. They all walk round with baseball bats, trying to act the big I am as if they’re not making a reality TV program where assault is going to be frowned upon. One of them is an incel though, so that’s pretty realistic. 010
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026South Park, but make it fashion. (Oh my God, they styled Kenny) 010
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026GIG UPDATE: Sprints. A gig to mark 50 years of punk at the 100 Club, but it wasn’t stuck in the past - i.e. they actually had women on the bill. Sprints always leave me literally shook, while Crows and Bathing Suits easily proved the genre still has fresh and exciting avenues to explore. 000
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026At the 100 Club for their 50th anniversary of punk show. Sprints are headlining and tickets were at 1976 prices - i.e. £1.50 - so what’s not to love? 020
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The first public toilets for women were installed just outside Camden Town tube station, presumably to cater for the needs of goth girls heading home after a night out at The Underworld. 021
Flum @flumcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Charli XCX charging actual money for the sort of t-shirts that even the most touristy parts of Camden Market would be embarrassed to sell is quite the flex 010
