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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-zero.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 02/10/2026

this piece is pretty different from the kind of thing i've been writing lately but i'm trying to stretch myself a little. my impulse is to conceal biographical detail and at a certain point that makes it difficult to be honest www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026

it's my birthday. i'd love it if you'd consider joining my patreon to read essays like this, one of the most personal things i've written in a while www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 01/10/2026

Uncertain of Direction Culture War Headed, Burger King Reintroduces the BK Kids Club as Five White Boys in Wheelchairs

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026

i forgot that it's also canonically illiterate

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026

why is liberty mutual's new mascot a severed but conscious puppet's head which is incapable of locomotion

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026

"yes my girlfriend is totally aware of this and we are open" the things i was willing to believe ten years ago...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026

remember when we all used to have treehouse of horror-style october twitter usernames. that was fun. we had fun, didn't we?

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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.

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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

honestly the most depressing thing to me is that we have to talk about this again and again and again and again and again. how to teach men to have human feelings, how to get people to believe us

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026

it's my birthday. i'd love it if you'd consider joining my patreon to read essays like this, one of the most personal things i've written in a while www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026

filtering the fuck out of your face not only gives you a warped sense of yourself, it perpetuates unattainable ideals for anyone who sees your pics and doesn't realize they're altered. this shit really should not exist

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Zombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 30/09/2026

"Assume that everything you see is a falsehood tailor-made to mislead or manipulate you. If it seems too good to be true, if it reinforces your beliefs in a neat little way, it's probably AI-generated." www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026

i wrote about The Littlest Hobo, which is the 70s Hulk TV show if he was a dog that cared deeply about foiling laser heists 1900hotdog.com/2026/09/lear...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

there are wreckers everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/03/2024

I wish I could get a fucked up looking car so bad. I wish they still made weird shit like this

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

hello. i am the creator of relatively well-liked niche social media website. i despise the teeming masses of freaks that make up my user base. it could be a great website if i could only ban everyone from it

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

im probably never going to play the new fire emblem but this guy rocks. he looks like someone played a prank on mads mikkelsen

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

i need one of the moderately well-off nerdy gen x men who are my target demo to fund my short film please. and may i also just say: toad the wet sprocket, babylon 5, obscure kung fu movies

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

this isnt an eternal september thing. it's more like the primary means by which most people experience 'online' now is centralized social media platforms which can expose anyone to the entire world at any time (even if you aren't on them, thanks to ubiquitous cameras)

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

shes being promoted to president of warner bros

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone

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New York Games Week @nygamesweek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As part of New York Games Week, independent video game and internet culture website @aftermath.site will host their first-ever live podcast at Town Hall in NYC, with special guests @halfrobot.com and @mrsambarlow.bsky.social

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 29/09/2026

Everything is fake now. Also this post has a number of pretty deeply-buried gags and bits, so if you're like "this is kinda mediocre" you probably just didn't see them all. Yeah. www.todayintabs.com/p/even-if-it...

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Even If It's Real, It's Fake

“Tell me where you love to shop. What are some of your favorite brands. Tell me about your personal style in housewares and fashion. Do you have any babies?”

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

going through old photos and damn i've been to some cool places

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026

on june 1 2008 it became illegal to drink in the london underground. on may 31, thousands of people descended on the Circle line for one last night of utter depravity. this being 2008, there were of course guys in V for Vendetta masks

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026

i did some work on this very fun yu-gi-oh!-inspired TTRPG! check it out

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026

playing a video game (Nighthawks) for the first time in like six months and i like the cut of this guy's jib. giving real tim curry carny vibes

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026

i think either the design team will be ok with it or they'll leave and hasbro will bring on new people for less money

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026

i bet we get a harry potter magic set next year. people online will post about boycotting but most are too deep in the cardboard crack hole to stop and it'll make a billion dollars. its going to launch right after the mcdonalds expansion

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026

they should make a drink with the same flavor and consistency of nyquil but it just has vitamins in it . for people who like thte taste

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

i enabled the free option on my patreon so you can sign up for that to be notified when i post free essays

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

can i say something about the canadian blood services vein access sweatshirt without everyone getting mad

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

here are my top 9 v tubers who shaped me: -baby tittymonster -doopy doop batmom -normal steve -scrungo childbreast -the vtuber formerly known as 'dragonpants' -racehate janice -[unintelligible high pitched squealing] -inugami korone -jungulo succubus, crusader for greater serbia

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

holy shit "Avi Green was born in Pennsylvania, and moved to Israel at the age of 9. His first comic was the Fantastic Four. He considers himself a conservative-style version of Clark Kent"

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

people keep talking to the computer like it's a person that remembers things and not just a probability machine. it's been several years now of "you're right, that's on me. i shouldnt have erased your hard drive" and they're still surprised when it happens

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