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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 02/10/2026

this piece is pretty different from the kind of thing i've been writing lately but i'm trying to stretch myself a little. my impulse is to conceal biographical detail and at a certain point that makes it difficult to be honest www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026

it's my birthday. i'd love it if you'd consider joining my patreon to read essays like this, one of the most personal things i've written in a while www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026

i wrote about The Littlest Hobo, which is the 70s Hulk TV show if he was a dog that cared deeply about foiling laser heists 1900hotdog.com/2026/09/lear...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

there are wreckers everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

im probably never going to play the new fire emblem but this guy rocks. he looks like someone played a prank on mads mikkelsen

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

going through old photos and damn i've been to some cool places

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026

on june 1 2008 it became illegal to drink in the london underground. on may 31, thousands of people descended on the Circle line for one last night of utter depravity. this being 2008, there were of course guys in V for Vendetta masks

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026

playing a video game (Nighthawks) for the first time in like six months and i like the cut of this guy's jib. giving real tim curry carny vibes

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

can i say something about the canadian blood services vein access sweatshirt without everyone getting mad

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

Regrettably, I Find That I Must Reject the Left www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/regrettably-i-i-170717499/

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026

ohhh my daughter JVC-TM1400SU, she is so beautiful

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026

EVERYTHING IS FAKE www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/everything-is-170652203/

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026

the quality of the CIA's work is really diminishing lately... sad to see

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026

[proudly] i dont know my address or phone number. in fact, i dont know my own name. ive replaced that extraneous information with important thoughts about crazy bones

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026

hello please consider joining my newsletter for funny articles and jokes, i need money for dog medicine (dont have a dog just like the taste) patreon.com/merrittk

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026

he's reforming the ninja empire in heaven now

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026

wrote about my experience of being assigned masc in Taipei. they say "wherever you go, there you are," but being perceived in a different context can open you up to new self-perceptions www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026

the moral of this story is that if you build anything "for the community" people will make it their sole purpose in life to utterly destroy you because you represent the closest thing to power they can lash out at archive.ph/2026.09.22-1...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026

that video of the dog and goat fucking with a robot? well, animals usually leave tracks in snow, which they don't here. but you could also just search the name in the watermark, which takes you to a facebook page that explicitly says it's AI content

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026

im going to jam this little freak into a blender like the mom in Gremlins

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026

the make it make sense lady always has the expression of a dark souls character with the sadness sliders maxed out

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026

me when i get the $36.52 from my involvement in the class action lawsuit against the company that exposed all of my private data to the entire world

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026

hello i am writing about the history of the Diplomacy game Slobbovia that was played by mail in the 70s and 80s, if you were involved please send me a DM because i'd love to chat!

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026

wrote about that playboy gen z sex survey and the construction of a social problem (gen z isnt sex enough!!) www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/09/2026

why does gavin newsom look like he's in a david cage game. tech demo-ass governor

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/09/2026

close enough, welcome back lindsay graham

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/09/2026

you gotta start bluelightmaxxing. get those numbers up to 17, 18 hours a day. no physical activity, as little water as possible. the results speak for themselves

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/09/2026

failed X-Men character pitches www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026

As a long, long, long, long, long time grater buyer, I will never buy a grater ever again. I am sick of the attempts to convince me that the grater is my dad. I see this and I see my abusive father smiling at football when he changed the channel away from my Totally Spies. What the actual hell!?

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026

i fucking told you lmao www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/09/2026

taylor lorenz is a fucking moron and if anything i was too generous to her here www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/09/2026

contractually obligated to share this tweet whenever Dennis Miller is mentioned

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/09/2026

wrote about a scene fixture of my youth and the decline of the harmless local weirdo. please tell me about the local weirdos you have known www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/09/2026

sculpted this dude's skin-cloak, added the chains and helmets. he is inviting you to an honorable duel and is definitely not going to shoot you in the face with the martian death ray behind his back

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/09/2026

i gotta stop but it's so hard to look away. brianna wu is now posting ai trans wojaks in the Revolution 60 style to own her critics

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/09/2026

secret billionaire slop stories have come for boomer men

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/09/2026

baffling. Psychic Force 2012 is the kind of game you quietly release on the Switch Online service alongside Revolution X and Ballz 3D, not announce is coming out in the next calendar year as if anyone is hyped about it