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Merlin Warthog

@merlinwarthog.bsky.social
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Custodian of The Magic Horse. Owns a few records. Elephant location specialist. Addicted to music and curry. He's hardly ever on the phone (could be a lie).

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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We need more of this sort of advertising. This is glorious.
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I will keep an eye out around boot sales and charity shops, and will report back on the first one I see. It would not shock me to see them fly-tipped down a country lane in a large pile within the next week...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
More like a Magic Arse picture...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm not sure I want this image or concept in my brain, and yet they are now both there. There is little I can do about it. I know who I'd slime first, though. I have a list...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I may have yelled at a BBC B in 1987. I'm half-expecting a knock at the door....
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly idiotic. Are these people on glue? If anyone heard me directing abuse at various suckhole potoato-like computing devices I have used over the years and decided to apply the theory that they could be harmed by my words, even though they are machines, I'd be in for several years...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why are they not available in adult sizes? It's an OUTRAGE! I'm only 54. I do not have tiny feet. I consider it a breach of my human rights pertaining to footwear availability that they cannot be purchased in my size. I may have to complain to the Shoe Ombudsman...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This clip is always worth sharing - and not just because it refers to a horse... Superbly executed, wonderfully done... HORSE!
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There could well be courses analysing why this is so funny, and giving serious explanations for the ensuing laughter.... It could just be funny, there is that...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very much so. A pain in the wallet is a more longer-term pain, although with old cars you do get to fully question your life choices waiting for the AA recovery truck on occasion.
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, exactly. You don't want to do that. That way darkness lies. What sort of idiot would get himself in to the position of having two VW Beetles older than him, and a plethora of old wrecks? Oh. Hang on...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This. to me, seems a very productive use for mid-life crisis. 'Turning mid-life crisis in to tip-top entertainment'.
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Superb nonsense. @danbecks.bsky.social I quite like "If the hear sunny, stay focus". I think you should include it in a motivational e-mail to your staff. I'm not sure what the fifth one is even supposed to be....
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The world needs more of this sort of silliness. IMHO However, I am correct...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once again, The Guardian tackling the important matters of the day, and making tip-top suggestions on how to cope in a world of Cost of Living Crises and the issues affecting us all...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Different times... Certainly different Health and Safety times...
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
A screenshot of Prime Minister's Questions with the subtitle 'Mr Bacon, I don't need advice from you.'
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Days this week, certified by Bert Scroggins : Cow in a shed Saturday; Pig in a bath Sunday; Otter in a box Monday; Vole in a hole Tuesday; Mouse in a shoe Wednesday; Hamster in a blanket Thursday; Mouse in a house Friday. These decisions are final.
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WOLFBERRY WEDNESDAY!
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
HORSE!
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He will not enter in to any debate on this matter. These are the full and final decisions. Mango Monday Brussels Tuesday Wolfberry Wednesday Tangerine Thursday Coconut Friday Strawberry Saturday Satsuma Sunday
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Have you checked to make sure that you have not had a wet blanket thrown over you by someone? I am the last person to give any indication as to what may or may not be going on...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Have we not reached that stage already? The incompetence does not anger me as much as their arrogance and greed. They have enough money to pay shareholders, pay CEO's yet not repair or replace pipes? It's complete bulllshine.
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This sign is so dumb. Hedgehogs can’t drive, and even if they could, they wouldn’t drive fast.
SLOW Hedgehogs

Please drive carefully 

A sign in a Dorset village
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I haven't got any of those eclipse-viewing glasses, I do not have a Ritz cracker to use, or a colander. I have got a calendar though, but apparently if you use one of them to view an eclipse, it can leave you in a days....
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How was this tracklisting compiled? Were they on meths? I never thought I'd see Huey Lewis and the News referred to as punk...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Now only did I miss that pun, I had to read what you had written to make me realise that I'd missed it. I have just annoyed myself....
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tip-Top Twitch streamers aplenty in multiple-player mayhem #Twitch #Streaming #Gaming #BigWalk #Horse #Content #FreeFromWolves
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 06/08/2026
A woman on tv
could breathing help you live longer
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Very wrong, but is it more wrong than @danbecks.bsky.social's suggestion of dressing me up as Jesus, and then us both trooping to church services at Christmas?
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 05/08/2026
an exam where the question is to circle the smallest number. The person has circled 1.2.3 as that is how the questions are labelled.
0/3
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What a load of ...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What an otter imposter....
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think I need to move to Norfolk. My current locale is far too sensible. Bewilderment is my spiritual home....
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Superb album. I bought it after hearing a couple of tracks played out by John Peel in the mid-1990's when it had been re-released. I couldn't believe I had not even heard of it before then.
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Can you sanction them for that, like they sometimes used to sanction others? (I'm assuming they no longer do that but I could be wrong)
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
New Outlook is horrid. Old Outlook search function doesn't seem to always locate what you are seeking... I think it is a case of 'endure' rather than 'enjoy'. I have no choice but to use it at work....
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Very probably the best photo I've ever taken of a 16th Century dovecote with a cow standing in front of it, surrounded by buttercups, looking like she has just dropped a debut album she is thoroughly proud of.
A cow, standing in front of the dovecote in Bruton, Somerset, about a month ago. Lovely town. Beautiful architecture. Had a chat with a really nice lady from an old farming family after I took this. Sadly quite a few stuck-up down-from-London snotbags live there these days and houses cost a fortune as a result.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here is a watermelon confusing some otters. Enjoy!
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Merry Birthdaydaytime! 🐴
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is amusing Olympian, top-level incompetence - twice. I'm not referring to solicitors for once...
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“Where can I find the paper towels?” “Who’s asking?”
Store sign reads VERY SUSPICIOUS SUPERMARKET
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is superb work. I used to sometimes buy The Mail.... It was to laugh at it, but also to discover what gives you cancer this week, and what is supposed to affecting house prices now… Peter Hitchens was always good value, but probably not in the way he would like to think....
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The heat is clearly affecting The Most Professional Music Streamer on Twitch, @rallsorts.bsky.social...
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John Lindsay @oddtrots.com · 22/05/2026
TIMELESS IS GO! Use code ODD26 for a 15% discount on tickets NOW. Last year we were ONE ticket away from being the top creator code used on the site. Let's try and smash that this year. Use this link to apply the code automatically: timelessgaming.co.uk/discount/odd26
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think that he should Let It Be...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Never underestimate the restorative powers of music - TSMPMSNYSOT.
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Superb news, following on from the 'Democracy manifest / succulent Chinese meal' man footage being admitted in to the Australian archive... Quality content needs to be preserved for future generations. #BadgerBadgerBadger #Badger #NoWolves #BFI
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