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Merlin Warthog

@merlinwarthog.bsky.social
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Custodian of The Magic Horse. Owns a few records. Elephant location specialist. Addicted to music and curry. He's hardly ever on the phone (could be a lie).

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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This clip is always worth sharing - and not just because it refers to a horse... Superbly executed, wonderfully done... HORSE!
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There could well be courses analysing why this is so funny, and giving serious explanations for the ensuing laughter.... It could just be funny, there is that...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Superb nonsense. @danbecks.bsky.social I quite like "If the hear sunny, stay focus". I think you should include it in a motivational e-mail to your staff. I'm not sure what the fifth one is even supposed to be....
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The world needs more of this sort of silliness. IMHO However, I am correct...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once again, The Guardian tackling the important matters of the day, and making tip-top suggestions on how to cope in a world of Cost of Living Crises and the issues affecting us all...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Different times... Certainly different Health and Safety times...
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
A screenshot of Prime Minister's Questions with the subtitle 'Mr Bacon, I don't need advice from you.'
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Days this week, certified by Bert Scroggins : Cow in a shed Saturday; Pig in a bath Sunday; Otter in a box Monday; Vole in a hole Tuesday; Mouse in a shoe Wednesday; Hamster in a blanket Thursday; Mouse in a house Friday. These decisions are final.
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WOLFBERRY WEDNESDAY!
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
HORSE!
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He will not enter in to any debate on this matter. These are the full and final decisions. Mango Monday Brussels Tuesday Wolfberry Wednesday Tangerine Thursday Coconut Friday Strawberry Saturday Satsuma Sunday
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This sign is so dumb. Hedgehogs can’t drive, and even if they could, they wouldn’t drive fast.
SLOW Hedgehogs

Please drive carefully 

A sign in a Dorset village
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I haven't got any of those eclipse-viewing glasses, I do not have a Ritz cracker to use, or a colander. I have got a calendar though, but apparently if you use one of them to view an eclipse, it can leave you in a days....
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How was this tracklisting compiled? Were they on meths? I never thought I'd see Huey Lewis and the News referred to as punk...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tip-Top Twitch streamers aplenty in multiple-player mayhem #Twitch #Streaming #Gaming #BigWalk #Horse #Content #FreeFromWolves
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Very wrong, but is it more wrong than @danbecks.bsky.social's suggestion of dressing me up as Jesus, and then us both trooping to church services at Christmas?
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What a load of ...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What an otter imposter....
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think I need to move to Norfolk. My current locale is far too sensible. Bewilderment is my spiritual home....
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Very probably the best photo I've ever taken of a 16th Century dovecote with a cow standing in front of it, surrounded by buttercups, looking like she has just dropped a debut album she is thoroughly proud of.
A cow, standing in front of the dovecote in Bruton, Somerset, about a month ago. Lovely town. Beautiful architecture. Had a chat with a really nice lady from an old farming family after I took this. Sadly quite a few stuck-up down-from-London snotbags live there these days and houses cost a fortune as a result.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here is a watermelon confusing some otters. Enjoy!
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is amusing Olympian, top-level incompetence - twice. I'm not referring to solicitors for once...
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“Where can I find the paper towels?” “Who’s asking?”
Store sign reads VERY SUSPICIOUS SUPERMARKET
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is superb work. I used to sometimes buy The Mail.... It was to laugh at it, but also to discover what gives you cancer this week, and what is supposed to affecting house prices now… Peter Hitchens was always good value, but probably not in the way he would like to think....
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The heat is clearly affecting The Most Professional Music Streamer on Twitch, @rallsorts.bsky.social...
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John Lindsay @oddtrots.com · 22/05/2026
TIMELESS IS GO! Use code ODD26 for a 15% discount on tickets NOW. Last year we were ONE ticket away from being the top creator code used on the site. Let's try and smash that this year. Use this link to apply the code automatically: timelessgaming.co.uk/discount/odd26
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think that he should Let It Be...
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Never underestimate the restorative powers of music - TSMPMSNYSOT.
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Superb news, following on from the 'Democracy manifest / succulent Chinese meal' man footage being admitted in to the Australian archive... Quality content needs to be preserved for future generations. #BadgerBadgerBadger #Badger #NoWolves #BFI
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The Most Professional Music Streamer on Twitch, @rallsorts.bsky.social, once again showing his professionalism to disprove rumours that he just throws his stream together while keeping hydrated from bottles of water, stored in a bag #Twitch #Music #Streaming #TMPMSOT www.twitch.tv/rallsorts/cl...
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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John Lindsay @oddtrots.com · 07/05/2026
SOON
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
You may have heard of Marvin The Paranoid Android. Here is Peter the Pessimistic Printer....
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Leslie Molson @ladymolson.com · 19/04/2026
Whatever you do,
A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN."

Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.
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Tyresome @tyresome.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
🔴 #LiveNow: An Anomaly! 📺 www.twitch.tv/tyresometv #live #twitch #stream
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John Lindsay @oddtrots.com · 14/04/2026
This week's schedule. As usual, keep an eye out on the Discord for any changes. 📺 = Watch along content 🎮 = Games 👥 = Guest on another stream
Monday 9PM: Gameshowalong (TV game shows)
Wednesday 3PM: House Flipper 2 (Sponsored stream)
Wednesday 7PM: Games with Mike (on twitch.tv/tyresometv)
Thursday 9PM: Past-O-Vision (Telly through time)
Friday 3PM: House Flipper 2 (Sponsored stream)
Sunday 3PM: Gamestream (Just games)
Sunday 7PM: Warzone with Team Bastid (on twitch.tv/pope_gryphon)
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This could be seen as a bit paw.... Sorry. I'll go and face the wall for the allotted period of time.
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Please control your cat from social media....
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I'm at work, cleaning the front of fridges and other white goods. You may have a far more exotic life, and may not be doing this. Instead, you may be able to watch this fine streamer, accompanied by another fine streamer. #Twitch #Streaming #Houseflipper
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A worthy addition to the sound archive, in my opinion. However, I am correct. #DemocracyManifest #SucculentChineseMeal www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...
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‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive
Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
HORSE!
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Merlin Warthog @merlinwarthog.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I can't hear the single yet as I am at work here at Rumbelows, wiping down the front of fridges with a wet cloth, but this single must be good : the teaser graphic features a horse! Oh, and her solo stuff is superb, and and I've been listening to Throwing Muses since about '88 I think...
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Vincent Ledvina @vincentledvina.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
EXTENDED CUT: Watch until the end for 3 min of nonstop dancing aurora last night in my driveway from North Pole, Alaska. Insane show!
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Driving on three wheels? No problem. Changing a tire without a jack? Also no problem. With its hydraulic suspension, the Citroën DS could lift itself at the flip of a lever — space-age tech back in 1955. [📹 classic_car_glo] Original post
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