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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 25/09/2026
33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.
The dock of Myst Island from the original version of the game. A wooden dock ends at a spiral staircase that leads up to giant gears on a hillside. A ship is sunk in the water on the right, and parts of buildings are visible on the left.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 24/09/2026
Tialla: "...War is deception, huh... 😔" me: "Girl you just melted a man's face off" #fireemblem
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 19/09/2026
That’s a bit ominous
Screenshot of the main Duolingo screen on iOS.A close up of the previous screenshot. It’s an icon of Duo (the Duolingo mascot) looking angry and holding a black disc with an angry cartoon skull head on it. Below it says “12 days”. 12 days until what…?
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 16/09/2026
happens every time 😔 #godot #gamedev
Meme of a guy trying to grind a rake down a railing. At the beginning, he is labeled "writing some cool code"; in the middle of his grind he's labeled "git commit", and at the end when he lands and bops himself in the face with the rake handle, he's labeled "files were modified by clang-format"
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 10/09/2026
Escape from Ever After is the Paper Mario game that Nintendo would have made if they weren't a bunch of COWARDS
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 08/09/2026
Just Turn The Computer Off. Like Pull The Power Cord Out Of The Wall LMAO
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 03/09/2026
oh you use Claude? well I have a "claude" of braincells in my head that I use to do my thinkin'
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
there's a pretty simple connection here 1. humans become good at what they practice doing 2. outsourcing to an AI or even other people, means you have stopped doing the thing 3. if you stop doing the thing, you will stop improving, and, long term, get worse at it (cont.)
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 29/08/2026
Why is 🙂 "slightly smiling face" and 😄 is "smile"? It feels like 🙂 should be "smile" and 😄 should be like "very smiling face". In this paper, we contribute the following to the literature:
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 27/08/2026
this has been in my head for days
Bumper sticker with "bestie please let me merge!" in a 60s hippie font. Next to it is a photoshopped teary-eyed cat. The background has a purple gradient with Git/GitHub merge icons at varying sizes and opacities.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 26/08/2026
"GitHub Actions"? Uh, no, I don't think it does
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 21/08/2026
apparently I just got all of my notifications again, neato
Screenshot of Bluesky's interface, with "30+ notifications" (it was a lot more than that)
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 18/08/2026
Today was the day Zohran mamdani finally became mayor
#1 trending on Bluesky: Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
amazing article
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 13/08/2026
July 22 1694: perhaps the limit of the divided derivatives will give me the limit of of the indeterminate form. July 1694: l'hôpital
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 09/08/2026
Thank you YouTube recommendations, very cool!
YouTube recommends a video titled "Diarrhea Chihuahua chillin in the hammock" by Proud Daddy with 27K views, uploaded 5 years ago. The thumbnail is of a small yellow chihuahua sitting in a hammock (luckily no diarrhea visible) and a larger friendly-looking dog standing on the ground next to the hammock.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 07/08/2026
I, for one, welcome the ketchup slices. Not because I *want* to use sliced ketchup, but because we really need more silly things like this to feel passionate about instead of how everywhere is on fire and everything is terrible and everyone is going to die
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 06/08/2026
Nintendo shower thought: New Super Mario Bros. U is more of a Super Mario Odyssey than Super Mario Odyssey is
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 06/08/2026
I started trying to compile the full transcripts of The Good Place for a Bluesky bot, but the source I got them from was (badly) TikTok-censored. "Cocktail" and "cockroach" are both words that show up frequently in the show, but the censoring method did not work well for them... 😭💀
01-10.txt:
[with c*ck accent] I don't know bugger all about a shares... I bee...

02-01.txt:
and your c*ck experiment
...time, she stole all the c*ck shrimp, and we made giant nightma...

02-03.txt:
You're a c*ck waitress now.
and you're c*ck.
now depends on you, the c*ck,
- We're c*ck to you?
...you can join us on Team c*ck.
Team c*ck on three.
- All: Team c*ck!

02-10.txt:
...say we just huck a Molotov c*ck and...
I'm telling you, Molotov c*ck work.
...problem, and I threw a Molotov c*ck, boom!
And I work in the Molotov c*ck department.
Jake is my name, Molotov c*ck is my game.
...think I would ever be at a c*ck party in literal Hell, lecturing my...

03-02.txt:
...getting your four little c*ck to meet up.
Our specialty c*ck tonight

03-03.txt:
You want some c*ck sauce with that?
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Jake Casella Brookins @casella.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
happy There Will Come Soft Rains day (reformed) to all who celebrate
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 03/08/2026
Someone should make a video game about this. You could, uh, collect... strawberries, or something. I dunno
Email from Calm, titled "My friend anxiety" and with the header line "How to befriend anxiety (yes, really)"
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 31/07/2026
50 merged PRs to #godotengine. I guess you could say I’m… committed 😎 #godot #gamedev
50 merged PRs to Godot Engine from user Meorge (that’s me, hi)
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"But as a solo dev--" You must learn the power of your own limitations. If your art is crap, either get better at art, figure out a way to make its crappiness look intentional, or ask for help.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 28/07/2026
I'm really loving Typst but am afraid that as soon as I get back into doing collaborative work for grad school stuff I'm gonna be forced back into LaTeX/Overleaf 😭
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 21/07/2026
how GitHub's fifth "[godotengine/godot] PR run failed: 🔗 GHA - ..." email in a row finds me
crying kitten lying in a big bed and looking at a smartphone
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
cool to be running a @discord.com server with 10,000 people that someone brigades in order to mass report, getting the the accounts of mods and the only admin (me) disabled for a joke I made 6 years ago noticed I couldn't send DMs to my clients anymore for my current freelance work so, cool, thanks
Discord message disabling my account for a joke I made 6 years ago
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 14/07/2026
The sequel
"NyQuil" is classified by Apple Reminders as being in the "Bakery" category
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 11/07/2026
Blue Prince (2025)
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 10/07/2026
@discord.com Discord moderators should be able to timeout a user and replace their server view with a video of puppies playing with soft music in the background until the timeout expires www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyY9...
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12 Hours Puppy Video for Dogs 🐶 Comforting Music & Puppies Playing 💖🌈Dogs music🎵 No Ads
YouTube video by Pet Joy Moments
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 09/07/2026
This is the power of ✨Apple Intelligence✨
Screenshot of the macOS Reminders app. "DayQuil" (a daytime cold/flu medicine) has been classified under "Wine, Beer & Spirits".
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 28/06/2026
I need a cartoonishly large button that, when pressed, types the “😅” emoji on my computer
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 25/06/2026
So close, Tim!! That is two letters 💕
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Epic Games boss calls Steam AI disclosures "really irresponsible of Valve" as they make it "much, much, much harder for a game developer to have a chance of success"
"You have to get this Scarlet Letter of AI attached to your product"
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Rémi Verschelde @akien.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I see some concerns raised about Godot's policy on contributions using AI. TL;DR: Godot isn't vibe-coded. As a whole, the Godot foundation and maintainers are fairly critical of AI usage, and don't make nor accept vibe-coded contributions. Godot doesn't include AI features nor intends to add any.
Godot's current policy on AI-assisted contributions reads like this:

"The use of AI to contribute to Godot is discouraged, and contributions made entirely by AI are prohibited.

We acknowledge that AI can be useful, but we are convinced that human effort results in better and more relevant contributions.

If you do use AI, we expect that you put in effort to proofread and improve anything it generates, and that you disclose what you used AI for. As maintainers spend significant time reviewing your code, please make sure that the code you submit is well-tested and functional. Please be respectful of their time and only submit something you have put thought and effort into."
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 21/06/2026
we squigglin' 😎 #gamedev #indiedev #godot
GDScript code in Godot's built-in code editor. The code has yellow squiggly underlines, indicating that there are warnings associated with it.
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Godot Engine @godotengine.org · 18/06/2026
#GodotEngine 4.7 is here! 🎉 Like a cult classic movie, Godot 4 has only gotten better with age; the 4.7 Director's Cut offers colors of never-before-reached intensity, helming a bevy of new features to eliminate any remaining friction between you and your vision! godotengine.org/releases/4.7/
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Godot 4.7 Release: Lights, Camera, Action!
Like a cult classic movie, Godot 4 has only gotten better with age. This brings us to Godot 4.7. With 3 years under its belt, the 4.7 _Director’s Cut_ offers colors of never-before-reached intensity.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 09/06/2026
he just wanted his cheeeeeese 😭
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 09/06/2026
That was a wild Nintendo Direct
Trending on Bluesky:
1. Kingdom Hearts IV
2. Xenoblade
3. KH4
4. Deltarune
5. Dr Oz
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
so I've been looking at my finances, and all my income sources have plummeted I'm gonna have to shift my focus away from #half-edge and giving talks, because unfortunately they're huge money sinks I can't afford if you can, I'd appreciate your support, especially now ❤️ www.patreon.com/c/acegikmo
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 07/06/2026
What I'm taking from this is how vague and meaningless these genAI disclosures are allowed to be. You really have no idea what they used it for. Could be textures, could be concept art, could be they just used a transcription tool for meetings. The vagueness sucks.
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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 02/06/2026
This is why I've never taken "AI can make NPC dialogue" seriously at all. The player's going to feel like they're talking to a bank chatbot. "What if the player could ask them anything--" the player doesn't want to ask them anything! they want very specific information or they get very cross at you
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 31/05/2026
Risky click
"Inflation Discussion" trending on Bluesky
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 29/05/2026
Same
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ikenfell is $5.99 on US PSN buff.ly/LgkxgpB (Steam) Humble buff.ly/J937YlV #ad Switch/PS4 $32.99/$40.99 at PNP buff.ly/U2ZCicq
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 08/05/2026
me: Oh boy, the evening! Time for me to finally get some work done on my project! person with AI psychosis: Hey, so I have this amazing new computing paradigm,
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NoteBlock @noteblock.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The new Star Fox game actually looks incredible but these new voices were certainly an interesting choice 🤨
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I feel like if the Scientology tiktok running kids unlocked the garage they could get to the antechamber and Room 46 quite easily.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 22/04/2026
Whether or not the two things are actually correlated, it is incredibly funny that Bluesky started experiencing near daily tech fuck ups right after the team started bragging about using vibe coding
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tranna karenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
weird juxtaposition where people in power and influence are saying absolutely heinous, deadly things without any restraint of conscience, and everyone reacting to it is having to bite their tongue and speak in euphemisms not to get banned or arrested or whatever
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 07/04/2026
guy who does PR for Nutella and Microsoft: I feel neutral about Artemis II
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