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Malcolm @meorge.com · 19/09/2026
I attempted to fix it this morning by using get_property_list in there instead of accessing the getter itself... did not go well 😭
A table showing performance for various versions of the "in" operator, where 100 trials were performed for each one, and 1000 iterations in each trial.

The code I wrote to change how the operator worked resulted in runtime increasing; for built-in nodes like Node2D it was by about 50%, and for a custom GDScript-defined node it was around 5-7%.

At the bottom I have an appropriately placed sad face.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 19/09/2026
That’s a bit ominous
Screenshot of the main Duolingo screen on iOS.A close up of the previous screenshot. It’s an icon of Duo (the Duolingo mascot) looking angry and holding a black disc with an angry cartoon skull head on it. Below it says “12 days”. 12 days until what…?
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 16/09/2026
happens every time 😔 #godot #gamedev
Meme of a guy trying to grind a rake down a railing. At the beginning, he is labeled "writing some cool code"; in the middle of his grind he's labeled "git commit", and at the end when he lands and bops himself in the face with the rake handle, he's labeled "files were modified by clang-format"
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 27/08/2026
this has been in my head for days
Bumper sticker with "bestie please let me merge!" in a 60s hippie font. Next to it is a photoshopped teary-eyed cat. The background has a purple gradient with Git/GitHub merge icons at varying sizes and opacities.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 26/08/2026
With my highly scientific diagramming skills, I can confirm it all checks out
A crude, Microsoft Paint-like diagram with "Cow", "K-9", and "Deputy" arranged in a triangle. Arrows point between each pair of names with their interaction:

- Arrow from "K-9" to "Cow" is labeled "Bite"
- Arrow from "Cow" to "Deputy" is labeled "Kick"
- Arrow from "Deputy" to "K-9" is labeled "Tase"

The arrows form a perfect omnidirectional flow around the triangle, ensuring a balanced game.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 24/08/2026
I had a very brief moment of confusion when I glanced at my screen and thought this was a reply to a @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social post
Screenshot of Bluesky in which the Discontinued Foods account posts about “SpongeBob SquarePants Ocean Blue Mac & Cheese”, followed by Sarah Z posting “Transgender”
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 21/08/2026
apparently I just got all of my notifications again, neato
Screenshot of Bluesky's interface, with "30+ notifications" (it was a lot more than that)
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 18/08/2026
Today was the day Zohran mamdani finally became mayor
#1 trending on Bluesky: Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 09/08/2026
Thank you YouTube recommendations, very cool!
YouTube recommends a video titled "Diarrhea Chihuahua chillin in the hammock" by Proud Daddy with 27K views, uploaded 5 years ago. The thumbnail is of a small yellow chihuahua sitting in a hammock (luckily no diarrhea visible) and a larger friendly-looking dog standing on the ground next to the hammock.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 06/08/2026
I started trying to compile the full transcripts of The Good Place for a Bluesky bot, but the source I got them from was (badly) TikTok-censored. "Cocktail" and "cockroach" are both words that show up frequently in the show, but the censoring method did not work well for them... 😭💀
01-10.txt:
[with c*ck accent] I don't know bugger all about a shares... I bee...

02-01.txt:
and your c*ck experiment
...time, she stole all the c*ck shrimp, and we made giant nightma...

02-03.txt:
You're a c*ck waitress now.
and you're c*ck.
now depends on you, the c*ck,
- We're c*ck to you?
...you can join us on Team c*ck.
Team c*ck on three.
- All: Team c*ck!

02-10.txt:
...say we just huck a Molotov c*ck and...
I'm telling you, Molotov c*ck work.
...problem, and I threw a Molotov c*ck, boom!
And I work in the Molotov c*ck department.
Jake is my name, Molotov c*ck is my game.
...think I would ever be at a c*ck party in literal Hell, lecturing my...

03-02.txt:
...getting your four little c*ck to meet up.
Our specialty c*ck tonight

03-03.txt:
You want some c*ck sauce with that?
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 03/08/2026
Someone should make a video game about this. You could, uh, collect... strawberries, or something. I dunno
Email from Calm, titled "My friend anxiety" and with the header line "How to befriend anxiety (yes, really)"
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 31/07/2026
50 merged PRs to #godotengine. I guess you could say I’m… committed 😎 #godot #gamedev
50 merged PRs to Godot Engine from user Meorge (that’s me, hi)
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 21/07/2026
how GitHub's fifth "[godotengine/godot] PR run failed: 🔗 GHA - ..." email in a row finds me
crying kitten lying in a big bed and looking at a smartphone
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 14/07/2026
The sequel
"NyQuil" is classified by Apple Reminders as being in the "Bakery" category
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 09/07/2026
This is the power of ✨Apple Intelligence✨
Screenshot of the macOS Reminders app. "DayQuil" (a daytime cold/flu medicine) has been classified under "Wine, Beer & Spirits".
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 28/06/2026
Low quality image of Papyrus Undertale saying “YOU’RE GREEN NOW.”
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 21/06/2026
we squigglin' 😎 #gamedev #indiedev #godot
GDScript code in Godot's built-in code editor. The code has yellow squiggly underlines, indicating that there are warnings associated with it.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 09/06/2026
That was a wild Nintendo Direct
Trending on Bluesky:
1. Kingdom Hearts IV
2. Xenoblade
3. KH4
4. Deltarune
5. Dr Oz
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 31/05/2026
Risky click
"Inflation Discussion" trending on Bluesky
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 29/05/2026
I had to
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 13/04/2026
A waitress at a restaurant with a slightly perplexed, pensive expression
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 01/04/2026
Reminder for the next 24-ish hours
Shot from Gravity Falls of a journal page with "TRUST NO ONE!" written in big, underlined text
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 24/03/2026
Worked with TikZ today.
A kindergartener(?) girl crying and holding her forehead with her hand as she colors a paper with crayons
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 21/03/2026
Looks like Pomni and the gang went on yet another wacky adventure! What'd they do this time?
Trending on Bluesky:
1. TADC
2. Caine
3. The Amazing Digital Circus
4. Pentagon Policy
5. Iran Conflict
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 20/03/2026
In what's probably my biggest #godotengine PR yet, I've added GDScript code actions! This means your editor can suggest and implement fixes for warnings! (No genAI – these are all human-made!) github.com/godotengine/... #gamedev #indiedev #godot
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 08/03/2026
called out by my own game 💀😭 #indiedev #gamedev #godot #godotengine
A screenshot of the Godot editor. There is a game being played, but it is frozen and the editor's stack trace/error tab says "Assertion failed: you gotta implement get_metrics you dingus doofus"
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 04/03/2026
Thank you GitHub, that was exactly what I wanted!
The comment field on GitHub. I've typed in "Glad to hear it! :D" The GitHub emoji selector has suggested and highlighted the "dagger" emoji, and also has suggestions for "dancers", "dancing men", "dancing women", and "dango".
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 02/03/2026
gork is this bad
Notification from the CBS News app: 
Live Updates – The State Department urges Americans in the Middle East to “depart now.”
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 27/02/2026
Cat with wide angle lens energy (from www.reddit.com/r/cats/comme...)
Photo of a cat taken with a wide angle lens. As a result, the cat's nose appears extremely disproportionately large compared to the rest of its face.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 24/02/2026
Unfortunate text truncation 2 electric boogaloo
Screenshot of a notification on an Apple Watch.
"Nancy Guthrie disappearance: Nancy Guthrie's family is offering a reward of up to $1..."
There's presumably more, but the OS decided to truncate the text at that point.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 19/02/2026
A sneak peek of what might be coming to Godot 4.7 😳
Email item in Outlook. The subject line of the email is "[godotengine/godot] Add meth..." (truncated due to lack of horizontal space).

The sender is listed as "Danil Alexeev, A Thousan..." and the preview of the message content says "@dalexeev commented on this pull request. I..." (both also truncated).
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 20/01/2026
I was browsing open PRs for the Bluesky mobile app, and pack it up yall we've solved the problem of AI potentially violating copyright. We will just ask it to not Do That
Screenshot of an open pull request on GitHub, titled "Update CLAUDE.md to add a bullet point about licensing".

The author's text reads: "One major concern that BlueSky users have about AI is its potential for violating copyright. This commit adds an instruction for AI coding agents, telling them not to do that."
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 12/01/2026
Devious pranks 😈
YouTube video titled “Waking a sleeping rabbit by surrounding him with tomatoes”, on the channel OneMorePlease, with 342K views from 2 weeks ago. True to the name, the thumbnail shows a happily sleeping rabbit being slowly encircled by tomatoes a hand is placing around him.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 08/01/2026
After over a YEAR of development (admittedly very slowed by grad school) my VR game finally has hands 🙌 🥳 #gamedev #godot #godotengine
A screenshot of a VR game, where the player is sitting at an office desk with a stack of papers, a computer monitor, a cup of pens, and a flower pot. A pair of very low-poly hands are outstretched in front of the camera.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 26/12/2025
DUNC
The poster for the movie Dune, but the stylization of the logo makes it look like it says "Dunc"
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 16/12/2025
Got me thinkin' about the Zelda Breath of the Wild Guardian concept art that looks absolutely unhinged (positive)
Greyscale concept art for Guardians from Zelda: Breath of the Wild. They very barely resemble the Guardians in the final game; rather than mechanical, they are spindly and grotesque. There's one that looks like a stick figure bird, one that looks like a giant (and especially tall) crab, and one that looks like a skull with faces on all sides of it held up by skeleton arms. The fourth one looks maybe the most like the in-game Guardians, although that's not saying much; it's a large ball of hair with eyeballs sticking out and chains wrapped around it, and gross bug feet.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 16/12/2025
"Ha ha I'll just get started on making my project use static typing, couldn't be that bad—" #godotengine #gamedev
791 warnings/errors in Godot (most of which are warnings having to do with static typing)
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 01/12/2025
An edit of the "huge thumbs up" comic.

In the first panel, a group of people are talking; far away, a lone person says/thinks "i made banjo [newline] banjo tooie".

In the second panel, one of the people from the group is large and has the crudely drawn smiley face with the thumbs-up from the (supposed) Miyamoto fax; the writing "splendid game" is next to it.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 19/11/2025
I presume NVIDIA has announced where they store their profits for safekeeping
"NVIDIA Earnings" and "Piggy Statement" trending on Bluesky
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 14/11/2025
The elk-owl aliens may be lazy devs, but at least they aren't woke
Edit of the "trans people can double jump" meme.

A cartoony Hearthian head (humanoid with four eyes and long pointy ears) is looking at the key art for Outer Wilds: Echoes of the Eye. The line of sight is labeled "it is essential to face the unknown even when it means journeying through the darkness and confronting your fears". A red arrow arcs overhead, and is labeled "elk-owl hybrid aliens are lazy game devs".
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 12/11/2025
Oh no
"Epstein" and "Super Mario Galaxy" trending on Bluesky
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 08/11/2025
Wow, that is masterfully composed - amazing work! It's like a horror version of this:
In large black text: "You will read this first"
Below it, in much smaller text: "And then you will read this"
Below that, in smaller text yet: "Then this one"
At the top of the image, in the smallest text: "And you will read this last"
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 30/10/2025
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 22/10/2025
I love how easy Python is to read 🥰 in unrelated news, my program takes forever to run. hgelp
Kevin from The Office saying "Why save time say np.ndarray when list[float] do trick?"
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 05/10/2025
Indeed. I feel like I've kept a close eye on it, but seen lots of random sports(?) topics instead of anything Bluesky drama related. This is what I have now - I know Vikings are football, and uh "Nebraska Football" obviously, but other than that...
Trending on Bluesky: Vikings, Carson Wentz, Kemi Badenoch, Ohtani, Nebraska Football, Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 02/10/2025
The original Tweet is pretty clear about what they intended (rather amusing now how Twitter is now very much *not* the only place). Arguably, the meaning can be transformed like how "gaslighting" has arguably become synonymous with "lying" despite initially being a distinct concept.
Tweet from Coolee Bravo:

Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?"

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.

Dated 1:34 PM on 23 Oct 17
61.4K Retweets, 146K Likes
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 02/10/2025
WHO MESSED UP MY @turnabout-ca-dmv.meorge.com SCRIPT
(.venv) ➜  TurnaboutDMV-ObjectionGodot python make_video.py 
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "/Users/malcolmanderson/Documents/Repositories/TurnaboutDMV-ObjectionGodot/make_video.py", line 49, in <module>
    posts = [DMVPostData(p) for p in client.get_posts_by_descending_likes(count=20)]
             ~~~~~~~~~~~^^^
  File "/Users/malcolmanderson/Documents/Repositories/TurnaboutDMV-ObjectionGodot/bsky_client.py", line 60, in __init__
    self.customer_description, self.dmv_response, text_verdict = parse_message(self.text)
                                                                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^
  File "/Users/malcolmanderson/Documents/Repositories/TurnaboutDMV-ObjectionGodot/bsky_client.py", line 10, in parse_message
    return r.fullmatch(raw_message).groups() # type: ignore
           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'groups'
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 01/10/2025
DMV:
low res image of a pitbull(?) looking at the camera, with "🏳️‍🌈?" superimposed
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 30/09/2025
Ngl I’m pretty sure God & the universe are gonna sweep this one
YouTube video titled “A philosopher & a child debate God & the universe”
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Malcolm @meorge.com · 28/09/2025
Just went to look at their site and looks like they may have already walked it back 😄
A screenshot of the website for the Autry Annual Block Party. It has a photograph that looks like the "reference" photo that the AI art in Owen's initial post must have been based on.
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