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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the kind of FAKE NEWS Mr Rupar posts. There wasn't anyone going "wild" in this clip. Thoughts and prayers to Sebastian.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
ALT: Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Speaking from experience, you really shouldn't bring an iced coffee to a job interview. I did once, and the negative feedback I got came immediately: "OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?!" "Why are you covered in apple sauce?!" Harrowing memories.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why? He's in perfect health, he loves what he's doing. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/09/2026
A data protection lawyer told 404 Media the sharing was likely illegal, and Channel 5’s own privacy policy explicitly says it won't give subscribers’ emails away to people for marketing purposes.
404media.co
Channel 5 Gave Hunter Biden a List of Its Subscribers’ Emails for Some Reason
A data protection lawyer told 404 Media the sharing was likely illegal, and Channel 5’s own privacy policy explicitly says it won't give subscribers’ emails away to people for marketing purposes.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
While we were hoping for flying cars and hoverboards we were drowned in the apocolypses of Judge Dredd and Minority Report 🤦
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The absolute appalling cherry-on-top of this circle is the fact that prediction markets now let us bet the money we already don't have on which of their models will be "on top" by the end of the year, while they all get paid.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't know ebay mattress listing, is US stock REALLY that high? 🤔
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For when you're told: "Explain tarrifs like I'm a five year old" Anyone know how old this admin collectively is? Gotta be 3 or 4 at least
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: AI Flowers For Algernon
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Vaccines?! I'm not putting that in my MANLY body!" "T-shots!? Mmm gimme gimme! Shoot me up Alpha Daddy"
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Temu Fascists can still be dangerous
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Our govt after bombing another school
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Gangs of New York: Whoopsie Daisy Moment
ALT: Gangs of New York: Whoopsie Daisy Moment
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me, after being informed: this sucks
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Rest In gold Piss Alex.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/ment... Oh not long at all apparently
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How long before Platner hits the podcast bro circuit claiming he is now a Republican because he "can't sit idly by while these libs destroy" his good name
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Sen. Danica Roem @pwcdanica.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
July 7 would be a good day for the Prince William Board of County Supervisors to deny initiation of the Dulles South Innovation Center comprehensive plan amendment so the world’s largest data center proposal fails now instead of starting another years-long fight. www.insidenova.com/news/prince_...
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Massive Dulles South data center plans coming before Prince William supervisors amid local outcry
The Prince William Board of County Supervisors on Tuesday is set to consider and vote on a comprehensive plan amendment for the nearly 2,000-acre Dulles South Innovation Center, a controversial data c...
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Trump rally attendees sheltering in the National Museum of African American History and culture? I'd hope they learn something but they'll just whine the building is too woke Kind of telling on yourself that you'll name every building accurately but then just go with "the African American Museum"
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
For a few hundred years, to present day, the term "trumped up" has always meant to make fraudulently concocted statements and actions. The amount of grand jury fraud this DoJ commits, they're really living up to the name. It's a Trumped up system of injustice.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Someone told him Clinton sent the first presidential email, so here we are, we get this.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Almost 2 decades ago Pat Robertson effectively said if gay marriage bills proceeded, it would lead to protections for duck lovers. Leading the timeless Garfunkel and Oates to produce this banger youtu.be/UToAWHBVrk0?... Now the president goes around killing ducks and conservatives could give a crap
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Sex with Ducks by Garfunkel and Oates
YouTube video by Garfunkel And Oates
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2026
GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We are watching, in real time, the buck shift from the president, the vice president, and now the president's son-in-law and his personal appointee (who I am sure he will soon say he barely knows). How long before some "democratic plant" gets the blame? But no worry, negotiations are back on track!
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Trump Admin is happy to announce that xAI is now the official provider of the new "Contract Approval Automation System", and it has just determined this $1billion offer is the best and lowest bid.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Why don't you wear a suit?" "You're at the highest level in this country's office, and you refuse to wear a suit." "Do you own a suit?" "A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the dignity of this office."
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Why yes, I am a gardener. I garden poorly grown fruits and vegetables for insects.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Freedom isn't free. Sometimes you have to suck it out of the tip of capitalism's cock. Sometimes you have to say "Thank you Daddy! More please!" While you enjoy your hard earned freedom. Now sign up for starlink. And become an early adopted of Elon's new phone network!
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When the "Coolidge did it!" talking point was presented this made me curious, so I looked. Only ~15% of the minted coins sold, the remaining were returned to the mint for melting. Not to mention the fact that the coin was first APPROVED BY CONGRESS, this admin never really cared for that process tho
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Did anyone get this in front of Johnson yet? He tends to be "unaware" of this type of news a lot.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/05/2026
Q: You said it's up to Congress if Trump's face is on a $250 bill, but the Post reports it's actually 2 political appointees from Treasury who asked agencies to be ready to do that-- BESSENT: I don't really understand that Post article. Terribly written, terribly edited. We prepare for everything
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Windows is broke. Your data is not encrypted. Defender is an escalation path. Get off it.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
nicotineinsider.com/2025/06/26/t... Yes it's last year. But relevant given recent news. An app and "random biometric check-ins during usage" 🙄 not to mention giving up a scan of your ID, how long before there is a "data breach." E-cigarettes, more access controls than a firearm, *Now FDA Approved!"
nicotineinsider.com
The Right Stuff: Glas Focuses on its PMTAs
Glas’s PMTA process began long before its application landed at FDA headquarters.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
@makesomenoise.dropout.tv Unless my math is wrong, the Izzy / Brennan (Izzennan?) household only needs 1 more golden ear to have 1 for each (human) ear that resides there.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If all this shit is cyclical, and it probably is 🙄 October '29 should be a sad time.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The assholes at the onion are just afraid of Alex Jones spitting the truth! I once saw @timheidecker.bsky.social steal his stepkids's macaroni picture to pass it off as his own work!
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Haven't been this excited in a while
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Gotta agree with Jessie here. Its ok to appreciate the hope while recognizing the negative affects that come with commercialization of our public research. Especially when it doesn't *have* to be commercialized.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"commanding one of the most daring rescue operations in modern history"
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'm pretty sure I am craving some waffle house.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Add food to a movie title: The Last Waffle House on the Left.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The Waffle Matrix: Revolutions
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is just 5d chess, when it hits 8 tankers we can claim we DOUBLED traffic. Libs don't understand the art of the deal
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Someone in the Trump orbit, or the family directly already owns or is about to own some router manufacturer > Those manufacturers conveniently end up with conditional approvals > Trump grift profits.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Broke: "We're not the world police anymore!" -Woke- MAGA: "we have to police the strait to protect the oil profits!!!"
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
So shines a sane decision in a f'ed up system.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
When your water is poison, your local aqi in the dirt, and your energy costs through the roof. Just know your HHS secretary got to live out his dream of being an important lil guy. Such a special boy. Such a hero.
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mentalforklift.bsky.social @mentalforklift.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
25 years this September. So busy "never forgetting" that we haven't learned shit.
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