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@mendesderrida.bsky.social
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I am (was?) PhilDKraken on twitter I'm pro-Ukraine I'm pro-Palestine I'm pro-Tibet

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I actually like Hasan Piker and probably agree with him 90%+ of the time. And I would vote for him way before I would vote for Gavin Newsom.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The war currently raging is between a fanatical religious dictatorial autocracy whose militaristic posture, nuclear ambitions and zeal for apocalyptic messaging threaten to destabilize the entire global order, and Iran.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I got run over by a self-driving Tesla and I can't afford to pay my electric bill since Trump shut down the wind farms. But at least now they're doing the pledge of allegiance before my kids' basketball games.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
If I lived in New York, I would definitely vote for Zohran Mamdani. But what's so darkly amusing is that the things he proposes are relatively modest, compared to what needs to be done, and the corporate class is still losing it's mind
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This headline reads like the BBC is terrified of being sued for libel by the rhino.
Headline: Zebra dies after 'incident' with rhino at zoo.
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Not sure what to say about Reek Negsex (aka Pete Hegseth), but I'm sure he'll make a fine janitor at the Dept. of Defense!
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Dullsi Gabby (aka Tulsi Gabbard), if she becomes Director of Nominal Intelligence, hope to find a high ranking position for an out of work friend of hers... Bashar Al-Assad
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Rancid Fart Kanopy Jr (aka Robert F. Kennedy Jr) just announced that he will approve any vaccine made from road kill
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I just heard that Murk Muskerberg went on the Slow Bro-gan podcast to discuss Fascism for Idiots
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Opinion | The US wouldn't have to invade Canada if Canada hadn't threatened to join NATO. by Jeffrey Sachs
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Alien Mush (aka Elon Musk) is like Tom Hank's character in Big. That is if the 13 year old boy that suddenly found himself in an adult body was a shitty brat...and the adult body had been exposed to some sort of radiation.
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Finally a Political Movement I can actually get behind:
Tweet from Yejin Gim - I don't know why but I saw an Alliance to Destroy Elon Musk's Testicles With A Spinning Kick flag yesterday
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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Katie the Pink Panda @ktpanda.org · 27/11/2024
Before you say something mean about JK Rowling, pause for a second and see if you can think of anything meaner.
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Maybe it's just me, but I'd prefer a president that doesn't play golf, pardon turkeys, or host Easter egg hunts. I just have this feeling that maybe there's a few other things they should be doing instead.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 20/11/2024
Cannot stress enough- porn bans are not actually about porn. It's about banning gender expression, information about reproductive health, anything that is pro lgtbq, anything that conservative Christians perceive as sexual... and porn.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
New blocklist just dropped!
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Is it true that his name is actually Rancid F. Kennedy? In which case, we can probably guess what the F stands for!
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Is it true that it should be pronounced "Alien Mush" and not "Elon Musk"?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Come on, America! Let’s do this!
Tweet about Tucker Carlson saying if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl and validate the attention Taylor Swift is getting he’ll kill himself
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LC @lc1summit.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
🙋🏼‍♀️
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Nobody needs to worry about censoring Nazis on Substack, because once the Nazis take over, they'll be more than happy to censor Substack!
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
I guess the real lesson of that "Cat's In the Cradle" song is... don't have kids!
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Sometimes I see a right wing reactionary complaining that Democrats and progressives won't date them. But why would they want to date us? Seriously, don't they want somebody that shares their lack of values?
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
people called for a ceasefire,and we now have a ceasefire, with both Israelis and Palestinians coming home to their families, and no one facing horrific death by bombing. this is a good thing. if we want it to continue (and we should!) we should say it's a good thing.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
"Smooth jazz implies the existence of harsh jazz," I say, affixing a bayonet to a trombone
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Just saw a two minute video of King Charles giving MBEs to the members of Blackpink. (Had to look that up, and apparently it means Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire) Just gonna have to 🤔🤔 for awhile
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
DeSantis whines about it. Trump rages about it. That's the difference!
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Not that I would participate, but does anybody else think that Elon should just quit everything else and start a career doing a NPC TikTok?
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Is it already time to call it Ex X?
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Is it true that Extraction 3 will be about Chris Hemsworth trying to rescue Twitter from Elon? Asking for a friend
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Anomaly @wolfy.club · 21/07/2023
I'd like to milk the two people please
sign near what looks to be a farmer's market or fair put up by cow breeders,
"Milk it!
Milk a Cow $3
2 People $5"
followed by hours of availability
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Seendollf @seendollf.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Welcome me 🎲🩷🤎🩵
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Humble Novice @humblenovice.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Is this a prank? Or did that XVideos joke piss Elon enough for him to take immediate action against an innocent party?
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
I don't know if Prince Andrew has a Twitter, but if he does it's probably too old for him to use now
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Daily Wire review of John Wick 4.... "Not enough guns" "Very disappointed that none of the shootouts took place in a grade school" "Too many Asians" "Violence is directed against white people" "Lack of diabolical transgender villain"
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Still smiling about the "Elon Mush" typo
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
I was actually trying to decide who should be the first account that I follow on this platform, one that would have a symbolic value. So I'm picking @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social because dying twit is why I'm here
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
When I typed that last post I had a typo: "Elon Mush" lol
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Breaking: Elon Musk has just been honored with the Humanoid Amphibian of the Year Award!
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
He looks like a mute village boy who is the sole witness to a violent crime
Mark Zuckerberg peers through a cabin window. He has the expression of a voyeur seeing a liaison turn violent.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Here is how to distinguish Elon Musk’s new X.com from 1994 computer strategy gaming classic XCOM: one involves a brave struggle against freakish, hideous alien intelligence seeking to undermine world civilization with advanced technology and the other is a computer game
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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
I'm here! No evil Muskrats in sight
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