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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Reminds me of the ending of Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. But we are ruled by a mutated orangutan after all.

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

To be fair, he does have a long history of battling against mental health

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I actually like Hasan Piker and probably agree with him 90%+ of the time. And I would vote for him way before I would vote for Gavin Newsom.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The war currently raging is between a fanatical religious dictatorial autocracy whose militaristic posture, nuclear ambitions and zeal for apocalyptic messaging threaten to destabilize the entire global order, and Iran.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I got run over by a self-driving Tesla and I can't afford to pay my electric bill since Trump shut down the wind farms. But at least now they're doing the pledge of allegiance before my kids' basketball games.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

To be fair, RFK is probably also very highly saturated

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

If I lived in New York, I would definitely vote for Zohran Mamdani. But what's so darkly amusing is that the things he proposes are relatively modest, compared to what needs to be done, and the corporate class is still losing it's mind

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

So...she's going to work out in her sleep?

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

On a side note, Seth Meyer once said Musk looked like the inside of a mask!

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Don Jr. was supposed to help write the article, but his third grade literacy level wasn't up to the task

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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

This headline reads like the BBC is terrified of being sued for libel by the rhino.

Headline: Zebra dies after 'incident' with rhino at zoo.

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

That's because the Senate is already packed with vile jackasses

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Not sure what to say about Reek Negsex (aka Pete Hegseth), but I'm sure he'll make a fine janitor at the Dept. of Defense!

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Dullsi Gabby (aka Tulsi Gabbard), if she becomes Director of Nominal Intelligence, hope to find a high ranking position for an out of work friend of hers... Bashar Al-Assad

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Rancid Fart Kanopy Jr (aka Robert F. Kennedy Jr) just announced that he will approve any vaccine made from road kill

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

I just heard that Murk Muskerberg went on the Slow Bro-gan podcast to discuss Fascism for Idiots

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Opinion | The US wouldn't have to invade Canada if Canada hadn't threatened to join NATO. by Jeffrey Sachs

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Fascbook, brought to you by Murk Musk-erberg

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Alien Mush (aka Elon Musk) is like Tom Hank's character in Big. That is if the 13 year old boy that suddenly found himself in an adult body was a shitty brat...and the adult body had been exposed to some sort of radiation.

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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Finally a Political Movement I can actually get behind:

Tweet from Yejin Gim - I don't know why but I saw an Alliance to Destroy Elon Musk's Testicles With A Spinning Kick flag yesterday

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Would it solve the problem if we just made Rowling play for a male sports team? Preferably professional football or hockey.

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Katie the Pink Panda @ktpanda.org · 27/11/2024

Before you say something mean about JK Rowling, pause for a second and see if you can think of anything meaner.

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Maybe it's just me, but I'd prefer a president that doesn't play golf, pardon turkeys, or host Easter egg hunts. I just have this feeling that maybe there's a few other things they should be doing instead.

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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 20/11/2024

Cannot stress enough- porn bans are not actually about porn. It's about banning gender expression, information about reproductive health, anything that is pro lgtbq, anything that conservative Christians perceive as sexual... and porn.

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

It's that collection of d-list comic book villains! The Dump, Alien Mush, Rancid F. Kennedy Jr., Kid Dump, and Mike's Johnson!

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

New blocklist just dropped!

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Is it true that his name is actually Rancid F. Kennedy? In which case, we can probably guess what the F stands for!

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

Is it true that it should be pronounced "Alien Mush" and not "Elon Musk"?

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

Well, I have to admit that it does sound like she is more than qualified to write a health column for Bari Weiss's media company!

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 22/03/2024

It's official, Ron DeSantis causes leprosy!

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 26/01/2024

Well, his father really inspired him... by killing Kennedy!

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/01/2024

Come on, America! Let’s do this!

Tweet about Tucker Carlson saying if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl and validate the attention Taylor Swift is getting he’ll kill himself

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 26/01/2024

It's a really weird coincidence that all of them are douchebags!

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LC @lc1summit.bsky.social · 27/12/2023

🙋🏼‍♀️

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

Nobody needs to worry about censoring Nazis on Substack, because once the Nazis take over, they'll be more than happy to censor Substack!

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

I guess the real lesson of that "Cat's In the Cradle" song is... don't have kids!

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Sometimes I see a right wing reactionary complaining that Democrats and progressives won't date them. But why would they want to date us? Seriously, don't they want somebody that shares their lack of values?

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

people called for a ceasefire,and we now have a ceasefire, with both Israelis and Palestinians coming home to their families, and no one facing horrific death by bombing. this is a good thing. if we want it to continue (and we should!) we should say it's a good thing.

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

"Smooth jazz implies the existence of harsh jazz," I say, affixing a bayonet to a trombone

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

Just saw a two minute video of King Charles giving MBEs to the members of Blackpink. (Had to look that up, and apparently it means Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire) Just gonna have to 🤔🤔 for awhile

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

You should just admit that it would also be fun to kill Hitler

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

Those assholes in Texas aren't going to have to take any boner pills to get excited about that news

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mendesderrida.bsky.social @mendesderrida.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

DeSantis whines about it. Trump rages about it. That's the difference!

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