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🦇 Mel 🦇

@melbailey.bsky.social
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Reads too much. Watches too much TV. Cookbook collector. Indoors Enthusiast. Paranormal Believer. From Aotearoa. General All Round Weirdo. She/Her. 🇳🇿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ I absolutely do not have my shit together.

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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 12m
Went to the Melbourne Museum today and I took exactly one photo
A vintage poster that reads "Pussyland" and has pictures of anthropomorphic cats.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 42m
Can't believe I'm letting my children be truant from school ...
David Seymour stopped to speak to some children at Velocity Valley in Rotorua, giving them a piece of advice.

“Don’t trust politicians,” he said. “Are you a politician?,” they questioned.

After the three children asked if he was going to be on the news and waved at the cameras, he said: “hey, one question, how come you guys aren’t at school?”

It’s school holidays, they said.

Seymour said they could still go into school, but the kids didn’t seemed thrilled by that idea.

“No, it’s ok,” they said before walking away.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 47m
I buy the sort of baby gifts I'd like for myself
2 kid's board books: B is for Boo and M is for Monsters.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 03/10/2026
I've been doing a thing recently... www.rnz.co.nz/podcast/the-...
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The Reality Machine podcast
Dylan Reeve pulls back the curtain on what makes Reality TV what it is.
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Ryan Sproull @ryansproull.bsky.social · 3h
Day 13. The noises outside at night have become quieter but somehow more menacing. Nicola went outside for water and never came back. Only Simeon seems unaffected, though he smiled at me yesterday in a strange discomfiting manner. The bus. The bus. The bus.
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 21h
Sorry I missed the alt text! It's a bowl full of rice, chicken, lettuce, red cabbage, capsicum, cucumber, avocado, mayo, and pickled ginger.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 21h
Tonight's hotel dinner is chicken rice bowls. Chicken and veggies are from the market and we found microwave sushi rice at the supermarket.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 23h
The 15yo brought his own camera with him though so he's been taking a few photos.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 23h
Looking forward to seeing our ridiculous photos later (it's been me and the 17yo using it so who knows what's there 😂😂)
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We bought ourselves a digital point and click camera (no screen) so we've been taking lots of photos but just haven't even looked at them yet. Today we went to the zoo and saw many delightful creatures.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pegasus Apart Hotel. It's pretty affordable for what we were needing.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's fine. It's pretty middle of the road. Not luxury but they do family suites so it works for us with the kids sharing a room. It's very handy to the market and Melbourne Central.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is an apartment hotel so there's a microwave, a toaster, a kettle, and a 2 burner cooktop (no oven sadly)
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Our hotel is really close to the Queen Victoria market so we are very spoiled.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hotel dinner tonight is BLTs. We're trying to mostly eat dinner and breakfast at the hotel to save money but on Friday we took my sister and sister-in-law out for Japanese and last night was cheese, meats, dips, and bread.
A Turkish bread sandwich with bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, sundried tomatoes, and beetroot dip.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Proof of life. Day 3 in Melbourne.
A photo of me at the Melbourne Botanical Gardens.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don't live anywhere near a train station (which is a shame).
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love these chips, they're just slightly more flavour than ready salted, the name perfectly describes them.
Smiths thinly cut Lightly Tangy potato chips
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uggghhhhhhhhh. I hate Sylvia Park but I guess if we happened to be near it ... 😁
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 03/10/2026
Why doesn't NZ have Breadtop? We deserve nice things!
A Breadtop store
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's just out there, smacking it.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just have a couple of questions
Told that the Green Party had not be involved, Luxon replied: "Great, great. That's good to hear. That's good that you've bottomed that out. Well done, well done... Good job."
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's the vibe in our house 😂😂
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No thank you
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looking for some extra gambling money? You only need one eye to look at your cards.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think we are all packed. Taking games with us for hotel evenings, turns out you can fit the things you need for Carcassonne in a small plastic bag 😁
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love to you all 🩷🩷
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who could know why 🤷🤷🤷
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It really is the best foodie place, everything's just right there. The hardest part is not having enough time to try everything 😂
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mostly just gonna eat too much delicious food 😂😂😂
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have been to Melbourne quite a lot, this trip is more for relaxing and showing the kids around.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I start with an actual written list, then I get all those things out and reevaluate, then I reevaluate 5 more times, then I pack, then I reevaluate ...
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It gave me anxious hands
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dylan is packing and it's giving me anxiety. He just picks up clothes and puts them (folded at least) into his suitcase without making a pile first to double check what he's taking. It's madness. MADNESS!!!!
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Off to Melbourne early tomorrow morning. Hoping this is a really relaxing holiday, no rushing around, nowhere we have to be at any time, lots of chill time.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg!!!! 😍😍
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most true thing about New Zealanders 😂😂
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's an Evil Tentacle kinda day.
Me wearing a blue T-shirt with a neon Evil Tentacle picture on it
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dylan: what's this???? And it was a surprise Southland care package, thanks @andrew.joll.nz 🥰🥰🥰 Are Belgium Biscuits considered a breakfast food? 🤔
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hope you enjoy it!!! I've just started Meddling Kids by Edgar Cantero.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My short review was that it builds a lovely creepiness through it (high praise from me, delightfully creepy is always the goal)
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a great book btw.
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She's like "oh I didn't think you were going to finish that" 😂😂
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A tray of cinnamon rolls
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 29/09/2026
My friend Steven runs an improv stand-up show every month in Auckland called The Dice Show - highly recommended! It's on tonight in K Road if you're looking for an outing. events.humanitix.com/the-dice-sho...
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The Dice Show
Daring comedians take on The Dice of Destiny (cue lightning crash!), crafting comedy on the spot in this wild, high-stakes improv stand-up show.
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Andrew Dickson @andrewdickson13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got myself a batch of OIA documents from the Ministry of Education about school attendance. One of them presents David Seymour with a rather awkward problem. It begins on 11 February 2025. Intrigued? #nzpol
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a new season of MKR but I'm watching the first episode and it's barely about the food any more and all about the drama so I don't think I'll bother.
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