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Comedian Meg MacKay

@megmackay.bsky.social
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Living tissue over metal endoskeleton. Sometimes they let me write on television. Listen to my stand up album Clown Baby on Howl and Roar Records howlroarrecords.bandcamp.com/album/…

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Andrew Ivimey @ivimey.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Me after watching 1999's The Mummy
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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
50 years from now. Me and another guy are in an underground bunker: "Want a bite of my burger?" "Where'd you get that!?" "Dunno? Some box"
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Andrew Ivimey @ivimey.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
*me in a retail store* They shouldn't have Christmas music and gifts this early. Leave November alone. *me in a restaurant* I might as well get seconds and a desert. It's basically Christmas.
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I have finished Expedition 33 and I am dehydrated from crying. Does anyone have a suggestion of a nice game I can play next?
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Bryson The Gaytive @brysonthegaytive.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The minister of Lnu Affairs who is a Conservative, actively supports Bill 127. Basically the scalping 2.0 bill that makes Mi’kmaw people protecting illegal. She only gained status 2 years ago. She’s a pretendian. This is her own words. Sounds familiar eh, very rule of law white talk.
thank you for reaching out to ask. I really appreciate it
I support this bill because it does not affect Aboriginal or Treaty rights, and it doesn't impact people who are following the law. The Province only has a duty to consult when those rights could be affected, and that isn't the case here. At the same time, we remain committed to ongoing dialogue with Mi'kmaq leadership and to finding solutions that benefit Mi'kmaq communities and all Nova Scotians.
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I was a barista for many years in various towns across Canada and could always spot the ravenous eyes of a person about to drop the "just regular coffee" line on me. my brother in christ this is rural new brunswick you're lucky if we have skim milk
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Bryson The Gaytive @brysonthegaytive.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Nova Scotia just made protesting the land a criminal offence. $50000 fine and 6 months in jail. Tim Houston is anti Mi’kmaw and has broken treaty. He needs to be banned from Mi’kma’ki.
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Ticket prices for Queens of the Stoneage this weekend seem reasonable
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Slashley Cooper 🔪 @ashleycooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Players largely have a good nose for bullshit, which is why they have been so vocal in their wholesale rejection of AI. It's bullshit top to bottom and they can smell it a mile away. There are more great games releasing than ever before. Players have the power to walk away and they will.
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Now Playing: Hades 2
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a man in a white shirt is playing a guitar in front of a yellow wall
Alt: Tim Robinson in a white shirt is playing a guitar in front of a yellow wall « the bones are their money » from I Think You Should Leave on Netf’ix
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Kaleb Horton @kalebhorton.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Gonna write a Charles Bukowski poem. I call it "los angeles winter." whiskey, good women bad but maybe it's the other way around
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ElSato @satogamedev.itch.io · 24/09/2025
had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart
mockup of a point and click gameabout columbo, he is talking to a dog, he says "Youre a real friendly boy, arent you? oh, youre a girl"
on the bottom half you can see columbos inventory, he has an egg in his pocket
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Raccoon playing in roof rain
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i woke up this morning and thought the rapture was real because i couldn't find my dog
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
"grogu" is too gross a name for something that cute. "grogu" should be the name of an app that tells you when to put your bins out.
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It’s like no one at Disney even watched Andor
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Shocked and dismayed to find out that this is the Edmonton Oilers mascot and not, as I assumed, an oil soaked skeleton named Oily the Oiler
Edmonton Oilers lynx mascot
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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Yo f*ck all this “reality” sh*t
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
When I die, don’t post a picture of me when I was young and hot. Post a picture of me old, wrinkly, flubby, the body that fought death as long as it could. Every gray hair sprouts in defiance of time’s arrow. You will gaze upon my decay.
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Slashley Cooper 🔪 @ashleycooper.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Narrative is a glass cannon. It can be powerful and yield huge results, but it's fragile. The more hits it takes, the harder it is for it to be effective. When I play a game that I don't think has very strong writing, I don't think "these writers are bad", I wonder what they were up against.
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Want to do something about Trump’s anti-immigrant executive orders? Download a community defense playbook at defendandrecruit.org, sign up for a training, and check out this op-ed in Teen Vogue today.
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Pretty sure my dog thinks my name is “Where is My Phone” because I walk around saying that all day like a pokemon
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I cant believe I used to have roommates Im literally a crazy person how did they survive
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Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This is so goddamn funny
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The fact that System of a Down is playing 10 mins from my house but tickets cost $800 is a symbol of a capitalist society on the verge of collapse. In this essay I will…
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
genuinely concerned about how much neon and glow-in-the-dark i ate as a kid
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
sick high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm
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Andrew Ivimey @ivimey.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The only bipartisan issue I care about.
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
People keep saying I have ADHD which is ridiculous Im just here telling them the overture from Jesus Christ Superstar hits best when heard for the 18th times back to back
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Come out Next week for an amazing show for an amazing person. Tanya has done so much for PEI comedy, and if one of us was in her place she'd be the first one to help, so get your tickets in the comments and laugh AND help
Bright Yellow and Orange poster for the Laughs and Libations Comedy Show Volume 2. Location is Upstreet Taproom on Sat. Feb. 1 at 7pm
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
it's embarrassing how much my mental health improves with water and sunshine. years of pills and therapy and all i really needed is the self-care routine of a house plant.
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
being bipolar is like having two roommates living in my body. One wants to make the place cute, keeps it clean and decorated nice. The other one wants to lock the doors from the outside and burn the place to the ground.
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
imagine hating me, and i'm just at home dancing to the goldeneye 64 soundtrack
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Aba @abaamuquandoh.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Moutarde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kendrick with a big handlebar mustache and a beret. He is pictured yelling.
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Diana McCallum @wordsofdiana.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving yall. Hope you didn't run into Peter Parker at the store today.
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
covering every inch my skin with a thick glom of glitter so no one will touch me lest they be sparkled. Like a queer poison tree frog
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
it's my birthday in just over a week and I just had to book a massage because I danced too rigorously
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I bet my dog thinks my name is "where is my phone" because I say it all the time like a pokemon
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I worry that I'm not truly a creative because most of my dreams are about stuff like me doing a kickflip off a bridge
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
love the new kendrick album but not super jazzed on the use of anti-Indigenous slurs
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRD
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Slashley Cooper 🔪 @ashleycooper.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Another satisfied customer.
A text conversation.

Them: I'm sorry, did Bloodborne just give me a shield and tell me I'm a wuss if I use it???

Me: Yes.

Them: HAHAHAHAHA I love this game.
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i love this woman so much and i'm so proud to be her friend
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
ah yes, a heartwarming tale of a young man wearing million-dollar pants beating up an old man
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
alright they're gaslighting me now
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
netflix teaching us that it's important, above all, to take time for yourself whenever possible
netflix loading screen stuck at 99 percent
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
this is now a Rosie Perez stan account
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agent ndn @theagentndn.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
New Two-Eyed Seeing article just dropped: www.facetsjournal.com/doi/10.1139/...
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The Atlantic First Nations Water Authority: an Indigenous water utility guided by Etuaptmumk or Two-Eyed Seeing
The Atlantic First Nations Water Authority (AFNWA) is the first Indigenous-owned and operated water and wastewater utility in Canada, providing service to 12 First Nations (at the time of this publica...
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Comedian Meg MacKay @megmackay.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
why are the starting all the intros to the boxers like "he has 150 million followers" does that mean you're immune to punching somehow
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dij @dijahsb.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
cedric the entertainer dressed like a perfume bottle
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