iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Come on everybody! Let's read some freakin' literature eh!

Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Eddy Current Suppression Ring is my favourite band

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Sitting in post apocalyptic garbage heap on meds, dead orange dust sky, egghead pitches oil pipes to the mysterious shadows, eating garbage, and that’s fresh garbage from highwaymen run grocery store across the street,

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

We need to get more freshwater from space

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Remember in the end of Dharma Bums when he goes to the little cabin on the top of the mountain for months and he's like "It's kind of shit but whatever." I kind of want to do that. Transform myself through tedium and madness

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I'm leaving for a long time. I know all my followers on Bluesky Ltd. are going to miss me. Well, I'm going on an adventure, you see. A personal journey. When I come back I am going to be much stronger and wiser.

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Decades ago on a long Greyhound bus trip I showed a girl how great the Voodoo Glow Skulls were by letting her listen to my discman

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Oh my god my belly is so fat and I didn't even do anything all I did was eat a big bag of zesty cheese doritos and everyone hates me and they want me de*d and I didn't do anything I'm literally nice to everyone all the time

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Anyone a photographer who can photograph my wife and I down by the sea and rocks? I will wear a jean jacket and fedora and she smoking a cigar. I'll hold her belly like she's pregnant but she's not but it's symbolic of how I want that. Also we need to look like we're thinking about how nice life is

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Thank you for telling me what’s going on in the Strait Of Hormuz right now. I will try to handle the situation the best I can with the tools I have to work with

Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Maybe some of you have noticed the change of weather has got me being quite the positivity freak. Well all of that is over now - I'm getting into crime

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

If you’re a fan of Ingmar Bergman’s Wild Strawberries or Lars Von Trier’s Melancholia you’re gonna love Madalorian And Grogu!

Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Oh my gosh I’m drinking morning coffee with a bit of cream in it. We really are living in the best of all possible worlds. I wonder if the aliens like coffee. Maybe that’s why they’re here?

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

You gotta enjoy the little things. Like going keto and carrying little pieces of meat in your pocket

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

My lord I have just eaten delicious hot wings and drank a Coors Light. Why does anyone complain about the world. It’s fabulous. There were all sorts of different human beings at different tables drinking beer, eating wings, burgers, fries, etc! It was a fun filled pleasure chamber called Gabby’s

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I’m eating chips

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Last night I ate a bag of Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles. My god what a wonderful life we all live. We're so lucky. it's incredibly excellent all the time.

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I’m happy to announce that I’m handsome and I have the best life and I’m probably happier than anyone I know

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Okay so I just had a ham and cheese croissant with an Americano. You can’t fail with a ham and cheese croissant . If it’s stale just nuke it for a sec. And a really good Americano is - nothing beats it. I think it’s nuts how every single human being is a sketch comedian now

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Favourite Cronenberg movies: Shivers, Rabid, The Brood, Scanners, Videodrome. And I also love this guy, Joe Silver

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

ME: What if a ghost haunts us in this hotel room? WIFE: Oh shut up and kiss me you fool

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

When eating toast with strawberry jam and morning coffee, never give a sucker an even break

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Unbelievable start to the wonderful morning. I have the best life ever. Anything is possible if you put your coffee and jam on toast towards it

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Chris Locke: Actor, Doctor, Writer, Comedian, Physiotherapist, Gangster, Cat Burglar, Optometrist, Dermatologist, Producer, Wedding Planner, Shark Hunter, Boat Maker, Painter, Musician, Daredevil , Accountant, Pilot, Pontiff, Pontificater, Prawn, Captain Highliner, Fish-Man, The Ocean

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The Odyssey ? More like, it’d be Odd if I See it

Luke and Owen Wilson need to reunite with Wes Anderson and boost all of their careers back on top with a really funny character driven Bottle Rocket-esque romp again ! *Not saying you guys don’t probably love your respective careers right now just Re-boost it for me! A Bottle Rocket guy

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If you’ve never checked out my podcast Happy Good, it’s nice, relaxing, funny, and short! Give her a listen when you have a sec to mellow out

Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

With my morning coffee I ate a whole grain piece of toast with peanut butter. Then I read you shouldn’t start your day with a glucose spike for your cortisol. Hmm. Then that made me think of a robot saying “I am made of tin. I don’t have these problems”

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Breakfast tacos w scrambled eggs, cheddar, sautéed onions and peppers, salsa verde, and tapatio hot sauce. Coffee, little bit of milk. I Clowns (1970) by Federico Fellini on TV. Nobody painted a picture with film like Fellini!

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

This morning I read a couple chapters of Cannery Row by John Steinbeck while eating a crisp half piece of sourdough toast with raspberry jam and butter on it. Plus a mug of coffee. If life isn’t wonderful then I don’t know what is.

Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I’m not going to be a comedian anymore . It’s lame. From now on I’m going to be a jam documentarian

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I would love to see Neptune rise out of the sea, stand on a giant cruise ship, and do a 360 backside heelfip on it down a flight of stairs

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Eggs over easy, sausages, dark rye toast , coffee one milk, then I’m going to walk in the Sun. Then I’m going to do planks to strengthen my core and meditate and do laundry and take a bath and write poetry and pet my cat

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I had a toasted slice of sourdough bread with seeds on it, some butter, some strawberry jam, a mug of dark roast coffee with a thimble full of cream stirred in. These are the best days of my life. I’m spinning around and feeling so amazing !

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Cartoons aren’t lying when they draw people all crazy

Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

INTERVIEWER: So how are you doing these days? ACTOR. Great! As you can see I have no double chin at all. Not even a hint of it. Everything is super tight and thin. My face really “pops”, as they say. Almost like a face on a stick. I’m a lollipop, if you will.

Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

With everything that's going on in the world it makes me want to film a funny sketch about dating

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

We all want to be a hermit on a mountain right?

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I Came Close, Orange For Luck by White Fence is song of the summer. Not a funny joke but there ya go

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Never look down on anyone. They might be not as smart as you but they also might have a serious mouse infestation in their apartment and they've tried everything. Not me. Them. And their mom is mean. You just never know these things.

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Rye toast with raspberry jam

Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Is there a dish called Toast Alexander?

Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Love yourself . Forgive yourself. No one else is going to do it. You have to go inside yourself and move the easy chair to face the window (left or right eye) and paint the walls bluebell blue.

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

If you’re feeling down, put on a surf rock album down in your basement and look out the window at everybody’s feet walking by

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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Be proud of yourself. There's no one else like you out there. Except a bunch of out of shape goofy guys with a moustache or beard. They are exactly like you and do the exact same thing as you.