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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
America saying woke was stopping them from winning wars. Woke couldn’t even stop Louis from doing comedy.
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Need a billionaire to whip a shoe at this guy
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Yeah we knew that after the Epstein files
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The first Kennedy who will self-assassinate
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Max Scherzer is my favorite millennial
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Imagine going to an Amish community and thinking “definitely none of these people are autistic”
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
If my friends don’t do this after I die I’ll know they actually didn’t give a shit about me
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Pitching a new superhero whose power is he’s awesome at getting shot in the neck
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
what’s that expression, when your whole country and the rest of the world thinks you’re a giant oozing asshole maybe you‘re the problem
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A legion of masked ICE goons descending on Tom Homan like the hyenas and Scar in Lion King
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Kash Patel always looks like a fly just flew into his mouth
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It’s like no one at Disney even watched Andor
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Only in America would the firing of the guy from the Man Show be the confirmation it’s full blown fascism.
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Kind of fucked up the FBI used the texts I send my girlfriend to frame that kid
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
So they don't just applaud old Nazis
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
DeLillo we need Libra 2 now
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
media: agree or disagree with him, we should respect what Kirk added to the discourse. What Kirk added: I honestly think I could have done Auschwitz better.
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
can’t wait to choke back tears during the Charlie Kirk moment of silence at UFC White House
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Feel like Utah is one of those states where it's less suspicious to just walk around with the gun
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
this is like John Lennon for people who believe in phrenology
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Wrote about losing my dad for @theglobeandmail.com www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...
theglobeandmail.com
Opinion: My estranged father died in hospital after years of drug use. He was more than a statistic
It goes without saying that there wasn’t a large inheritance from my father. But I did get one thing: empathy
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Andrea DeKeseredy @andiewinnipeg.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Incredible piece from comedian and head writer of 22 Minutes @foisman.bsky.social on the loss of his father after years of drug use "if only this country was as good at taking care of his living body as they were with his dead body, he might still be around" I've got some gift links left if needed
theglobeandmail.com
Opinion: My estranged father died in hospital after years of drug use. He was more than a statistic
It goes without saying that there wasn’t a large inheritance from my father. But I did get one thing: empathy
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
What about all the evil, dumb shit?
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Republicans going to end the opioid crisis by letting the opioids win
latintimes.com
RFK Jr. to End 'Godsend' Narcan Program That Helped Reduce Overdose Deaths Despite His Past Heroin Addiction
Despite overcoming heroin addiction himself, RFK Jr. is backing plans to cut a critical Narcan program that helped reduce overdose deaths.
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
And now Mark Carney will have to do the difficult work of somehow getting Conservative MPs to support an agenda of tax cuts, austerity, and pipeline expansion.
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I challenge any Canadian to tell me what Sullivan’s Crossing is about
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The pope talked to JD Vance for half an hour and thought “fuck it, I’m out”
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The logical conclusion of corporations being “funny”
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Isn't there like a whole show about autistic people dating?
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Is the Kill Tony Netflix special the prequel to Adolescence
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
he should be rooting for the globalists to speed it up. every single athlete transitions, until we’re square.
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Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Now that Canada is all Canada-centric again, my very funny friends and I who have been honing our skills as comedians, writers, and actors for 20 years can finally make a really funny TV show right? 🇨🇦 Maybe some movies?
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
We’re in the zone of interest but the zone is a Morgan Wallen concert
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
That’s fine we don’t have to use lies
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Secret service guy in the back wondering when he’s going to have to do *it*
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Just don’t put him in charge of what glue they use
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Shouldn’t ceasefire be in quotation marks then?
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The closest you can feel you are in the start of a zombie movie is when you leave the house and it slowly dawns on you it’s St. Patrick’s Day
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Come on Toronto. We can do better than only one indoor beach club.
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Learning that free speech is about being able to tell a rape joke in a Chinese accent and making sure Louis can do theatre shows. It is not —I repeat, not! — about saying Palestinians deserve human rights.
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Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 13/03/2025
Mahmoud Khalil’s views on antisemitism recorded in a CNN interview. Here’s what he said to Wolf Blitzer on April 29, 2024:
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
JFK promises to buy a Lincoln Continental
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Fentanyl is the new Weapons of Mass Destruction.
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Dude you couldn't even take over Canada
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Musk is going to show up and they’re going to go “uh we’re actually good, no worries”
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Imagine a Canadian Prime Minister saying this
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I love that pitches for how A.I can help us are always like imagine being an even lazier, dumber piece of shit.
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Foisman @foisman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
A generation defined
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