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megan_thescript

@meganthescript.bsky.social
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Introvert. Giggle snorter. Lucky girl. Fan of The Script. I dearly love to laugh. Love dogs, naps, music, reading, true crime, cooking. Sort of a female Larry David.

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Paul N. Edwards @avastmachine.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
That last line hits hard
@MichellCClark: 
they made healthcare a commodity, education a debt trap, and housing a speculation market-then told you that poverty is a personal failing. they privatized survival and called it freedom.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I’m dying to know if Barry Gibb has seen this before. youtu.be/ssIY8NYwvh4
youtu.be
The Office CPR Complete scene.
YouTube video by Iram Aguirre
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Nothing will ever make me happier than the facial expressions & sound Moira makes wine tasting & getting “notes of tomato.”
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
You know it was a really bad dream when you wake up & say, “I’m really glad my mom can’t die a second time.” 😐
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Thank you, Sooz. 💞 I have my doubts.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
💞
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
💞
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
“I still look for your face in the crowd/Oh, if you could see me now…” 🎵
Two women sitting side by side wearing neon green shirts—a woman in her 30s wearing oversized joke glasses, with her arm around woman in her 70s, both smiling.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Thirteen years today. I miss you, mom. ❤️
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
These are my emotional support cheesy potatoes.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Sending you healing vibes & hoping you & the one find each other! 💞
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I think falling in love in your 40s (or later) is awesome. By that age many of us will have been chewed up & spit out and we’ll appreciate it all the more.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Having to wear real clothes on a Saturday is stupid. Oh, also Sundays through Fridays.
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OKSOTHICK. @sayitaintsoph.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
A general strike would solve like 80% of the problems in the US but individualism keeps us from acting as one.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
“Dream the crow black dream…” 🎶🎵
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
My vibrator is dead guess it finally became a real boy
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Oh man. When the lazy coworker you can’t stand gets busted cold by corporate for not doing her job. *chef’s kiss*
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
once every decade or so we should all be allowed administrative control of our memories, enabling us to delete the extraneous lines of code, the bugs, the latent catastrophic viruses also that time we hooked up with Kevin the ornithologist and he orgasmed in birdsong
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I will be dissecting the movie Nope for the rest of my life.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
age yourself with a toy from your childhood
A stick laying on the grass
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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two men are sitting next to each other in front of a window with blinds .
Alt: two men are sitting next to each other in front of a window with blinds, giving each other fist bumps.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Yeah. You know which one.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I don’t wanna hear anything about that stupid motherfucker. You let me know when he’s dead. Otherwise I don’t give a shit.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It smells like someone sprayed Eau de B.O. at the office & I’m going to be pissed if this smell attaches to my hair.
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
If your product can't exist without theft, it's not a product, it's a crime.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
There’s no way those kids in Footloose were good dancers right outta the gate.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
A squirrel with its arms crossed, sitting on a tree branch.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
🎶 Sooo-oooooooo what?! 🎵 youtu.be/cqqqV50zaAc
youtu.be
Mary Lambert - Secrets (Official)
YouTube video by MaryLambertVEVO
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Chug a can of A & W & let er rip!
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
😂😂😂 I am a delicate flower 💅🏻
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
That’s awesome!
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
And the jobs of the future somehow bear a striking resemblance to the jobs of the past. They want our children and grandchildren on assembly lines, in mines, and in the fields. Generation after generation. This is the plan to create a world in which we are all piece-workers in service to oligarchs.
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Single hot moms in your area don't have time for your shit
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
me: my bff asked me if i would spend so much time on twitter (which is what she calls bluesky) if i had a bf & i said bitch (which is what i call her), imma write a tweet (which is what i call a post) about this my fake internet bf: what
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
If your ringtone is country music I should be permitted to stab you.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
😂😂😂
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Hey, raise your hand if in your weekly department meeting one of your updates was “this person in IT is full of crap”.
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a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show .
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Bill G @bg4nyc608.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
While they have the flu.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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a cartoon drawing of a man with a huge mouth
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
It’s not easy being this delicate. 😉
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
RIGHT?!
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
It really is.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I just belched with so much force I cracked my back.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Ham gravy is its own food group. I will not be accepting other opinions at this time.
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Oh Lordt! 😂
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
It’s tall for a fupa!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
how it feels to move to another city after living in New York for over a decade
from 30 Rock
Liz Lemon: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack Donaghy: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
It’s like as long as we are tall, Sooz. You’re good.
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