Reposted by megan_thescriptPaul N. Edwards @avastmachine.bsky.social · 06/07/2025That last line hits hard 92129444598
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I’m dying to know if Barry Gibb has seen this before. youtu.be/ssIY8NYwvh4youtu.beThe Office CPR Complete scene.YouTube video by Iram Aguirre 071
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Nothing will ever make me happier than the facial expressions & sound Moira makes wine tasting & getting “notes of tomato.” 1113
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 13/06/2025You know it was a really bad dream when you wake up & say, “I’m really glad my mom can’t die a second time.” 😐 070
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 09/06/2025“I still look for your face in the crowd/Oh, if you could see me now…” 🎵 1100
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Thirteen years today. I miss you, mom. ❤️ 3180
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 08/06/2025These are my emotional support cheesy potatoes. 0112
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Sending you healing vibes & hoping you & the one find each other! 💞 000
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I think falling in love in your 40s (or later) is awesome. By that age many of us will have been chewed up & spit out and we’ll appreciate it all the more. 2305
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Having to wear real clothes on a Saturday is stupid. Oh, also Sundays through Fridays. 1214
Reposted by megan_thescriptOKSOTHICK. @sayitaintsoph.bsky.social · 24/05/2025A general strike would solve like 80% of the problems in the US but individualism keeps us from acting as one. 714146
Reposted by megan_thescriptWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 29/05/2025My vibrator is dead guess it finally became a real boy 1714134
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Oh man. When the lazy coworker you can’t stand gets busted cold by corporate for not doing her job. *chef’s kiss* 0142
Reposted by megan_thescriptAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/05/2025once every decade or so we should all be allowed administrative control of our memories, enabling us to delete the extraneous lines of code, the bugs, the latent catastrophic viruses also that time we hooked up with Kevin the ornithologist and he orgasmed in birdsong 2227660
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I will be dissecting the movie Nope for the rest of my life. 062
Reposted by megan_thescriptJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 28/05/2025age yourself with a toy from your childhood 21188
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/05/2025media.tenor.comtwo men are sitting next to each other in front of a window with blinds .Alt: two men are sitting next to each other in front of a window with blinds, giving each other fist bumps. 010
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I don’t wanna hear anything about that stupid motherfucker. You let me know when he’s dead. Otherwise I don’t give a shit. 2377
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/05/2025It smells like someone sprayed Eau de B.O. at the office & I’m going to be pissed if this smell attaches to my hair. 070
Reposted by megan_thescriptAlisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 26/05/2025If your product can't exist without theft, it's not a product, it's a crime. 613039
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 27/05/2025There’s no way those kids in Footloose were good dancers right outta the gate. 2102
Reposted by megan_thescriptUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/05/2025the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed 12621102
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 07/05/2025🎶 Sooo-oooooooo what?! 🎵 youtu.be/cqqqV50zaAcyoutu.beMary Lambert - Secrets (Official)YouTube video by MaryLambertVEVO 020
Reposted by megan_thescriptSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 29/04/2025And the jobs of the future somehow bear a striking resemblance to the jobs of the past. They want our children and grandchildren on assembly lines, in mines, and in the fields. Generation after generation. This is the plan to create a world in which we are all piece-workers in service to oligarchs. 1512463701
Reposted by megan_thescriptWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Single hot moms in your area don't have time for your shit 31488143
Reposted by megan_thescriptkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/04/2025me: my bff asked me if i would spend so much time on twitter (which is what she calls bluesky) if i had a bf & i said bitch (which is what i call her), imma write a tweet (which is what i call a post) about this my fake internet bf: what 721958
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 29/04/2025If your ringtone is country music I should be permitted to stab you. 2163
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Hey, raise your hand if in your weekly department meeting one of your updates was “this person in IT is full of crap”.media.tenor.coma man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show .Alt: a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show . 050
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a man with a huge mouthAlt: a cartoon drawing of a man with a huge mouth 010
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I just belched with so much force I cracked my back. 8345
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Ham gravy is its own food group. I will not be accepting other opinions at this time. 1122
Reposted by megan_thescriptOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/04/2025how it feels to move to another city after living in New York for over a decade 1478668
megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 23/04/2025It’s like as long as we are tall, Sooz. You’re good. 110