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Megalophyte

@megalophyte.bsky.social
396 followers 1.1K following 208 posts

She/they 💛🤍💜🖤 genderfluid and pan. Only capable of gay thoughts at all times. Minors will be banned on principle.

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🔞Hexlace @hexlace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one owes anyone femininity nor masculinity nor androgyny. No one.
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κrud @krud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They talk with a similar cadence to this video that broke my brain
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 18/07/2026
repost to instantly gain a cup size
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bit the bullet on abandoning streaming music and dusting off an ancient version of foobar with all the albums I either download or rip, and haven't looked back. What's lost in discoverability is made up for with relearning to love every track list you pick up.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go on. Keep proving the point of the documentary, fellas.
apple.news
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for 'Musk' (Exclusive) — The Hollywood Reporter
The Alex Gibney doc has received denials from YouTube, Meta, TikTok and X on running the trailer. Its U.S. distributor is appealing.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Breezy, Lesbian Disaster 💖🏳️‍⚧️ @bluebirdbreeze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cancel your Nitrooooo~ <3
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mind you, this is the first 9 that came to my mind first when I was thinking of top animes that have stuck with me for so long. The next time this trend rolls around, I will for sure have a different lineup
A 3x3 grid of the account owner's picks for 9 animes that define them.The full list is as follows:

1. Mobile SuitGundam 0079
2. Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
3. Redline 
4. Kill la Kill
5. Psycho-Pass
6. Puella Magi Madoka Magica
7. Promare
8. Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion
9. Death Note
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no one on earth who takes breath is ever truly alone
r/Tetris 1 year ago
A list of how edible different Tetris blocks are
[categorization: 'Memes']

standard tetris blocks: solid, biting one would break your teeth. not meant for consumption.

puyo: each one one is is a a different flavour but the taste is amplified. the red burns your throat. can be eaten.

dr. luigi pills: edible but can be fatal if you
overdose. only take as prescribed

panel de pon tiles: somewhat firm and a bit chewey, but tastes raw chicken liver. they are sentient and scream loudly when biting into one. possibly edible but not the grey one

mr. driller blocks: looks can be deceiving. it may be cake but it tastes like plastic and glue. Undergrounders have different taste buds then humans

yoshi's cookies: edible tasty cookieskayproll
1 year ago
What about the tiles from klax?

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RetroGhostX3 (original poster)
1 year ago
I almost added them but I couldn't find a clear image of them.

Klax tiles are just giant crunchy PEZ with a chalky texter but sweet taste. Very much edible
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm glad I could do this to your psyche
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Least toxic mentor/sprout relationship
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Noo, but Symbiote's totally right though. Make a snack out of the terfs that refuse to fix their hearts
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gamescom AI Slop Thread. Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
favorite ffxiv characters from each expansion
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
YEAH THAT'S MY DOLL
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Castledolphyn @castledolphyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My contribution to the trans spidey trend ^_^
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Enkou 🌸 @oolongnoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
emulation is preservation 🎮🌱 (1/7) (cw: grappling with trauma, cPTSD, and dysmorphia) #personal #vent #oolongnoonart #emulation #retroconsoles
i've been thinking about old videogames lately

standalone, solid pieces of fun
no day one patch, a completed work

you could come back to them like an old book

there were also games i never got to for whatever reason

ones just out of my reach
or that i've never heard of

i wound up learning about emulators
and got myself a handheld retro console to play roms with

i've been really enjoying this

(sketches of a retroid pocket 5/G2 and an anbernic 406H, third-party handhelds that can run emulators)
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your bad art is better than AI slop.
four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop  or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
For something that spells out its major plot movements over the course of multiple episodes, the delivery did so much to keep me obsessed over every one of these pretty anime boys
Sigfried Kircheis and Reinhard von Musel sharing one of so many intimate moments togetherJulian Minsci studying Yang Wen Li in one of many moments of foster parenting
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
LoGH's original run is one of the slowest, most meticulous theatrical dramas I've ever enjoyed all the way through. It's crazy just how much time and detail is spent on the lives and struggles and deaths of every character who opens their mouth even once to voice a thought
Legend of the Galactic Heroes OVA 1982-1989
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
TV shows:
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Thanks to my lovely partner @mallyathena.gay for the idea I'm stealing outright
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's a bit late into the year and all, but whatever. Master thread of stuff I have finished in 2026
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
yeag,,
Self-portrait of the account owner. They are in their usual attire of a non-binary galaxy sleeveless shirt over varied fishnets visible on their chest and arms.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
PARADISE LOST - dashare.zone ADMIN
THE COMPUTER A REFUGE OF THE MIND HAS BEEN RUINED BY DA TECH BROTHERS AND DA REALIZEATION THAT THEY CAN USE THESE COMPAQ'S AND APPLE'S AGAINST US,,, DA LUXURIOUS RETREAT OF "ON LINE" HAS BEEN HOLLOWED OUT AND TURNED TO SLIME BY THE WORLDS MOST WRECHED PEOPLE , AND THEY TELL US EVERY DAY HOW MUCH WERE GONNA LOVE A FUTURE WITHOUT PEOPLE , FOR 1000 YEARS I WOKE UP AND THOUGHT I LOVED MY COMPUTER AND NOW I AM ASHAMED TO SHOW MY KEY BOARD IN PUBLIC , FOR 1000 YEAR'S I LOVED TO SLING BITS THROUGH THE PIPE AND NOW ITS A FOOLS CONDUIT TO ME, IT FEELS PERSONAL , HOW IS IT NOT PERSONAL??????????? DA TEXT "I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC. I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO. I WILL NEVER READ A.I WRITING. I HATE COMPUTERS NOW THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Athena is thirsting for Lesbianism... Badly... @mallyathena.gay · 27/07/2026
Mallie may have had her heart skip a beat
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's Mally's fault she's acting so vulnerable
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A comic about CNC kink I've been thinking about for a few years, and I finally decided to sit down and make it.
Consensual Non-Consent In Real Life

A 3 panel comic 

Panel 1: Kink Negotiation

Blushing Person: I was thinking maybe we could try out some CNC play...

Person #2: Yeah, we can totally try that out, sweetie! We should plan out what we're willing to do!

Panel 2: "The Scene"

Person #2: The sex pollen.... it's... taking over.  I... I can't...Hnngg....

Blushing Person: Noo! Please, you have to snap out of it!

Panel 3: Aftercare
Blushing Person: Thanks so much, that was fun. Let's do it again sometime.

[end of comic] 

"The Scene" is the fantasy within a CNC framework.

Some fictional works tell a story depicting two (or more) characters following the process of doing CNC kink, just as they would in real life: Consent discussion, Kink negotiation, “The Scene", and Aftercare.

[image of a blushing person reading the above comic]


Some fictional works focus on “The Scene only. A framing device is not required, as the fantasy is contained fully within the story. This lets the reader engage in the kink the same way as if they were engaging in “The Scene" portion of the CNC play.

[image of a blushing person reading only “The Scene” panel from the above comic]


CNC play, and both sorts of fiction are normal and healthy!
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."
From a Reddit forum, a photo of a can of coconut milk with a blue label, papyrus text and a flip-top, on a sidewalk.  It seems to hover because there's no visible shadow.  The pavement is sort of unevenly colored, with bright spots, and the grass along it is green and lush.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
bilbo baggins meme of him saying "after all why not, why shouldn't I keep it?" while holding an allen wrench
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
900 COMBAT GRL-EVIL
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Wiskana! @wiskana.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My emote commissions are now available for purchase on my Kofi! I am very excited to draw some characters for everyone! And hopefully I will soon be updating the illustrations on my chibi commissions so that it reflects more of my current artstyle.
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ghost story
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 10/07/2026
OPINION: I Think I Know How To Solve the Video Game Industry’s Problems ggtribune.com/2026/07/10/o...
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🌻spicy lil gremlin🌻姫ぴょんぴょん @bunnyshapes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's time
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Im saving this selfie here for posterity. Every chance I get, I will become more powerful in mastering edgy goth makeup
Self portrait of the account owner at night. They are in a sleeveless shirt and beanie, with a collar and a pair of necklaces on display in the chest window. They have black lips and black eyeliner, along with barely visible black eye shadow.
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
P 1
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Literally manifesting a united front against the will of their own constiuency with a swiftness and vigor they could not muster to even feign resistance to open fascism
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
From the Goose's mouth, no less
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Gooseworx is a goddamn hero for lying about every other twist and turn, rather than desperately trying to pivot her story to avoid what people try to call from the start
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yeah it's totally great as it. Heck, the streaks of blood red on the head already blurs the line on who's the edgier one! It's perfect
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Megalophyte @megalophyte.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Two snails for the price of one, hell yeah! And I loooove the color choice going on, Folly's pink and yellows contrasted by the duality of red and black ❤️
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy Pride to non-binary folks! When I asked the friend who sent me this image how they wanted to be credited they said, "a cute thembo." So, extra happy Pride to all my thembo friends!
a non-binary Pride flag that reads, "Be They Do Crime"
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Anaithnidd @anaithnidd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
[w e l l n e s s] and [w a t e r i n g] I am in need of assistance. I never wanted to ask, but I am (and have been) in a precarious situation for some time now. I have a tip jar open on my ko-fi if you are in the position to spare anything and would like to support me. ko-fi.com/anaithnidd/
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Please share this one.
HEY YOU! YES YOU!

TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!

example.com/article{?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=emai} /youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcC{?si=Aa1Uc_fRHXC0ay85}

These are source identifiers

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site.Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity.

When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers.

Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them.
Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm _source="
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
fuck is a gender? gender is a fuck fucking is a gender gendering my fuck fucking it right in the gender genderfuck
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