Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 3hOur landline (yes, we still have one) is ONE NUMBER OFF from local pizza place. There's a customer who calls our house at least once a week, apologizes & calls back again a few minutes later. One time, a customer got our answering machine & left a whole order. 2142
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 3hHeadline: "Starbucks explores potential takeover of Chipotle Mexican Grill" Me: What better time than now (when EVERYTHING is causing explosive diarrhea) 😫 140
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 3hCan't eat lettuce, can't have sex...Maybe everyone should buy stock in Immodium AD nypost.com/2026/10/08/h...nypost.comSexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise — and it’s morphing into a drug-resistant superbugThe infection is evolving into something that’s “close to untreatable,” one expert said. 061
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 3hSecretary of War just said he's going to broadcast the death penalty firing squad of guy who shot up Fort Hood. "People need to understand there's serious consequences for these types of things". There is more than enough violence in the world. We don't need this. 371
Reposted by Meergeesejuggler.bsky.social @geesejuggler.bsky.social · 7hHey, gang. Go ahead and buy supplies for Thanksgiving now. Buy the fancy noodles for Mac and cheese, buy the stuffing now, buy the broths and sweet potatoes NOW You are welcome 2226
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 7hNot thrilled with how US officials are talking about Russian plague same way they spoke about covid before it killed thousands: "They have it under control!" "Americans have other things to worry about" "it's only over there!" I'm gonna start hoarding toilet paper now. Just to be safe. 050
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 22hWaffle 🧇 watching Match Game. Huge fan of Charles Nelson Riley. 140
Reposted by MeerPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 23hwe do not have to live this way. 81213327
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026For at least the last 5 yrs, it's butter lettuce whenever I make burgers/fried chicken-style sandwiches. Today's lettuce does NOT have the hydroponic plug. A quick googling showed why & THAT is really fucked. 110
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ha ha ha! It's funny "jokes" to talk about a giant city in a blue state being hit w/ a nuclear bomb. Laughing too hard to realize that cloud WILL travel to red states & they'll be just as fucked. 100
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Please. I beg. There has to be another way to artfully protest current PotUS without depicting him naked. Nobody needs to see that. 030
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 07/10/20264 episodes in to Netflix "East Of Eden" with Florence Pugh & wow. I never read the book, so I went in totally blind, but it seems every one is acting the hell out of the story. 220
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Saw a dog wearing a puffer vest & sunglasses. Sadly, I was driving so no pic, but trust me, it was awesome. 2170
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Waffle! Leave that skeleton alone!!!" - a thing I just had to yell at the cat 030
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Once again having supportive thoughts for the Universe working in "deaths by 3" 2 bad guys down. Here's hoping the 3rd one is just as good. 162
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It is a good week for the worst of humanity meeting their fate. Yesterday it was Hastert, today it's Jim Bakker. I hope Tammy Faye is waiting for him, fingernails full pointy points. 020
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Drivers have become so *meh/shrug* about stopping @ stop signs, they will honk & freak the fuck out when behind someone actually following traffic laws. 060
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Big fans" finding out TODAY, in the year 2026 that PUBLIC ENEMY is "political" begging the question...have you ever listened to A song? You think Flavor Flav wears that clock so he's never late for an event? Come on, people. 020
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The damage they're intentionally causing the children of American is truly astonishing talkingpointsmemo.com/news/rfk-jrs...talkingpointsmemo.comRFK Jr’s Relentless Anti-Vax Push Will Disproportionately Hurt Children on MedicaidRobert F. Kennedy Jr. has already demonstrated his Department of Health and... 050
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Media working overtime this morning to purposely omit crimes committed by former Republicans. Do better, assholes. 040
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Rest in piss, you horrible excuse for a human being 050
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Example #458,013,724 of why the human body is dumb: giant zit, on your nose, precisely where your glasses sit 140
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Neighbor (in her 20s) bathes in some "Eau de Elderly Sex Worker"-type perfume. We can actually smell it inside our house (when windows open) *gag* 170
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Call from school about 5 mins after I dropped of 16. I answer hysterically only to be met w/ automated voice telling me about this week's newsletter. Really? No notice about 1/2 days, but call every phone in my house about a fucking newsletter. 290
Reposted by MeerSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Libra: Congratulations! You’re one day closer to dying alone and having your corpse eaten by your cats! 217644
Reposted by MeerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 308122302242
Reposted by MeerHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/10/2026TMZ says this 24-year-old is Trump's new press secretary. She reposted the story on Facebook, so I guess that's confirming it? This is a photo she posed for previously. Trump's malevolence and corruption are clearly more important. But the coarsening of the presidency makes me sick. 4140988
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No. You will NOT convince me to wear corduroy pants. I am a ninja. Nobody needs to hear me *whoosh swoosh*-ing behind them. 050
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Read: "Super Intelligence Force" Thought: Justice Gang/bad bowl cutsstatic.klipy.comGuy Gardner's Reactions in Superman LegacyALT: Guy Gardner's Reactions in Superman Legacy 010
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026School sent around pics from recent pep rally...and there's 16. In the crowd, looking bored AF 😂 170
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can you imagine the amount of bullshit we'd currently be hearing/seeing/experiencing if Belize was secretly working in cahoots w/ California to get them to secede & join Central America? But, US trying to woo Canada will be a forgotten story by end of day today. 140
Reposted by MeerErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026We don’t cancel rapists enough, imo 1029238
Reposted by MeerThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too theonion.com/report-guy-who-sings-t… 211869183
Reposted by MeerYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026been reading regime change and I had either forgotten or not realized that the initial justification for the ongoing national guard occupation of DC was that big balls got beat up by teenagers. 1667398
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Waffle & Ruby spending Caturday with their favorite toys (ribbon on a stick) 091
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't usually share stuff from the other place, but this shit right here? Just blew my mind. Wow. 051
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good Saturday morning from my playlist. The GOOD Van Halen! Performing "Unchained" (live) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojNr...youtube.comVan Halen - Unchained (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Van Halen 010
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why is it always the dementia-ridden elderly Republican presidents who find nuclear war so charming🤔 041
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kicking off our annual #SaturdaySpooktacular October movies with "My Bloody Valentine (1981)" because teens LOVE the minesstatic.klipy.comHarry Warden My Bloody ValentineALT: Harry Warden My Bloody Valentine 030
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Neighbor installed bright green farmhouse door on their yellow-sided house. LYMON? Must be huge Sprite fans. 190
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh wow. A one time $90 check to the elderly. To offset annual fees over $2400. All Americans deserve nice things like universal Healthcare. 190
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Waffle is VERY interested in America's Test Kitchen 050
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Find a friend who cooks & delivers birthday crabsstatic.klipy.comCrab Dancing on a RockALT: Crab Dancing on a Rock 8150
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Spending your days attempting to doxx a victim of sexual assault instead of going after the scumbag men who hurt her? There's a special level of hell for that sort of behavior. 060
Meer @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I know nobody WANTS to, however, I recently saw a clip of our current American Dicktator doing a speech a few years ago & it is staggering how much he's changed. Press truly is doing a disservice by NOT reporting this fact each & every day. 031