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Just your American friendly mouthy Twitterhood anti hero | #NewsAggregator & #FascistAgitator | #RankChoiceVoting | #VoteBlue | #ThankYouTG

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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Some days are like that.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I just saw @jess4va.com on The Necessary Conversation. I remember when she was just a running mom who said she wasn’t anybody. Well look at you now.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Neither did Hitler. And when he invaded Poland he couldn’t go back.
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Barron: “I don’t think he knows my name. He calls me Eric, Junior, and Barton.” Ivanka: “Just go along with it. He calls me Stormy.”
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
They suck so much
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
My grandkids are going to be proud I didn’t support this.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Oh shit I forgot this was in here. What’s in here?!
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I have to eat a bowl of Mac and cheese I just made for my kid to make sure it’s not poisoned. That’s just good parenting.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Two days ago, we discovered Trump has engaged in the most corrupt behavior of any president in history—giving secret technology to China's ally in exchange for the Trump family getting half a billion dollars. And nobody is still talking about it. #Corruption www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump accused of ‘corruption, plain and simple’ after UAE invested in family firm
White House says president is not involved in running his businesses. Ethics experts remain concerned
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
You're not protected.
You're just not targeted yet.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Democratic leadership need to be waking up every morning with the singular goal of matching the energy of the heroes on the ground in Minnesota.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
We are terrible.
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A federal judge has blocked the possible deportation of a 5-year-old and his father for now
A Minnesota preschooler detained in Texas with his father cannot be imminently deported, a federal judge ruled Monday.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Kristy Knoem and Greg Bovino literally have the same speech.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
@davidpepperoh.bsky.social my man congrats. Just signed up to volunteer.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The older you get the more you think about what you should eat based on the time of the day.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Damn Mamdani works fast to benefit society.
George santos saying I’m officially no longer a New York City resident.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I’m normally anti dementia Don but this isn’t the whole story. He’s also struggling to protect his friends from getting exposed in the Epstein files. I think it’s fair he could mix those up while he’s dealing with that.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Quantum Physics can best be describe by…
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Breakfast time. Coffee and psych meds.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Why don’t more people understand that a crueler is the best donut?
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Fuck these people. ground.news/article/a-da...
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A Dark Money Group Is Secretly Funding High-Profile Democratic Influencers
An initiative aimed at boosting Democrats online offers influencers up to $8,000 a month to push the party line. All they have to do is keep it secret—and agree to restrictions on their content.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Yes sir.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
No thanks. Tax the fuck out of you.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
If we don’t die early, the end of our life will probably shine some light on what is happening right now. What people don’t understand is how crazy things are behind the scenes.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
My Pep is being delivered from @lukepbeasley.bsky.social today.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Ozzy Lemmy and Robin WilliamsOzzy Cobain and WinehouseOzzy and Hendrix
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I have a hypothetical for you. Would you rather… Vote the opposite party you traditionally do, with no objective reason to suspect they’d break the law… Or… Your general parties candidate, but you know they’ll break the law and be impeached in their last year.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
We put ours where MAGA will never find it. The public library.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
So why couldn’t you theoretically make a bologna/hotdog sandwich with cottage cheese and potato chips? Now you have to be predisposed to enjoying cottage cheese, but would it be good? Cottage cheese and tater chip hotdog please.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I think it’s safe to also say that most varieties of potatoes would go with a deli meat sandwich. Chips. Fries. Hell even mashed, but that’s weird.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
And really, we’re starting to get into the general deli meat territory. Most deli meats will pair nicely with a variety of cheese. So a hotdog or bologna should both be considered a deli sandwich.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
So if a hotdog and bologna are the same, can you put cheese on them? Of course. Chili cheese dogs are delicious. Would bologna chili be good? Maybe little cubes. So I think we can establish that baloney and hotdogs can go with cheese.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Over 40 years old and I realized one of my personality traits that my parents build that really really stuck with me. Don’t get a tattoo of anyone’s name except your children. So, they were fine.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If you can put relish on a bologna sandwich, then a lot of possibilities start opening up. Why do you think Chicago dogs are so good? It’s a deli sandwich in a hotdog presentation.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I’m going to be controversial here. Bologna is just a flat hot dog. You can put relish on it if you want.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
AMA I’m currently in a group chat where someone is going nuclear on another friend and I get to watch.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
She says how I feel.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Cenk ball coddler.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
We the people should also flood the zone. Every weekend we protest. We’ll figure something out. I say we start with the 32 hour work week. Make them start dealing with OUR bullshit.
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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
It’s Friday and on Fridays, we dance!!!💃
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I think Karma is playing a claw game. But I think Karma is dialing it in.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
7 got a new tablet. And before putting it away for the night she yells “Can I do one more math equation?!” She’s playing with the calculator.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
It’s Twitter until Elon stops deadnaming his daughter.
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L S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Jim Stewartson is 100% spot on with this.
Jim Stewartson Tweet about Thiel and Vance wanting to remove Trump to install Vance
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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'll be over here waiting for Elon to admit he rigged the machines for him
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
You ever just ignore the world for awhile?
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I finished a chapstick.
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❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥 @media-bargain.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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