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Pokemon Professor Connie

@mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social
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Pokémon Professor, Engineer, amateur sewist. Constantly begging my guts to love me (or at least tolerate me). Opinions my own. (Banner by partner in shenanigans, @andykluthe.bsky.social )

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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is a step in the right direction, fr
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love getting nagged and guilt tripped about something I literally can’t change that’s my favorite that’s so fun and cool I don’t want to crawl into bed and never come out again no sir
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I most definitely ate an onion today RIP
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First Tuesday of the month in the new house happy to report I live right by a tornado siren
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nancy 10/6/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 8
Sluggo’s regular newsboy hat…. Is a hat that is arguably terrible on most people. However, on Sluggo it is the cutest hat ever. In Nancy’s eyes, at least…
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
human interest writers watch even one episode of the twilight zone challenge
Opinion       sherry turkle 

AI claims it can resurrect
the dead. I tried it.
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Update: it’s been like Eight years since I’ve busted my ankle to the point where I admit I should probably just keep off my feet as much as possible for a day or so
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just rolled my ankle while going to feed the fish and happy to report the scar tissue is really doing a good job keeping things from being totally disconnected up in there
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
Nancy shudders, reflecting on her past week of Sluggo Hat Trauma… this week, the nightmare continues….
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Andy is puttering on his iPad next to me on the couch and I’m yelling at sports blorbos Nature is healing
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 04/10/2026
delicious 🎨 #art #pokemon
Fanart of fuecoco and sprigatito from pokemon scarlet and violet 

Fuecoco is drinking paint and Sprigatito is telling them its juice
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Caddy shack adjacent activities commence as I watch emperor chungus waltz across my backyard
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I fell asleep watching hockey last night Didn’t even make it to 10 PM Nature is healing
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re not imagining it. There’s a lot of food recalls happening right now.
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Acorns dropping on the roof of this house are mildly comical because if it hits at the top you hear it thunk thunking until it hits the ground or the deck
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Witchy threads keep being suggested to me and a lot is bots and trolls asking if “anyone else notices something is up?!??” And like It’s the week after the equinox. The veil is thin, ya dunces. Also we’re living through late-stage capitalism with fascist techbro AI bs, things are gonna be OFF!!!
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Mr Beady: You're Gonna Find Cows Outside!
ALT: Mr Beady: You're Gonna Find Cows Outside!
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Work supplied apple redbull at the company picnic and I’m so used to drinking a tall boy of Monster that I was shocked to see it was only 80 mgs of caffeine? Also not bad at all 10/10
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m glad to have things to do that are sit down tasks today but moving from my desk today is The Worst
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Predictably my fave track on the Encore list is Cleveland!!! Like what a bop
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a spoopy red rock with 8 legs @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🦒 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/king-of-jungle-25850153
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Buying a house and having contractors over that look to you for answers to why shit is so wacky and all you can do is shrug bc that’s how you found it is just *chef’s kiss*
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Nintendo Gems @nintendogems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Screenshot of paper Mario with text on the screen reading “There’s this one game that just absolutely rules. It’s called “Fire Emblem”…
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Swara A.S. ☀️🍉🌊🧿 @spiderswarz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Hex Girls will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran, saying in their statement, "Free Palestine."
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Hex Girls Perform in Scooby Doo
Alt: Hex Girls Perform in Scooby Doo
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Outed myself as a mega dweeb today by starting to ramble about Star Trek vs Star Wars and how Star Wars is less scifi and more science fantasy.
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Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
ALT: Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The next two weeks will be a test of how well I can stay healthy and move and uh I accidentally ate some raisins tonight
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Maomao's Unbridled Rage
ALT: Maomao's Unbridled Rage
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you told me ten years ago it would be multiple trips to a box store and some level of googling to pick out a bedroom box fan i would have laughed at you
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Matt Kim @lawoftd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So I’m pretty sure this is to disguise naphtha shortages from the Iran War. www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/j...
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Some Japanese snack packages are turning black and white as Iran war depletes ink supply
The move is the latest caused by the effective closure of the Strait of Hormuz because of the war in Iran. The war has sent prices of oil and other products higher, as well as caused supply crunches.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have many feelings and thoughts about today and I tend to use dark humor in response But really I’m happy to see the reduction in propaganda this year and the focus on the actual people affected.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember that if you don’t take a break your body will take one for ya
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Brian Harding - Comms Open @brianharding.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
State of Nintendo
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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know it's where we're at in 2026 and we all know it, but it bears stating the obvious that every major company in the world is openly throwing a tantrum that people expect them to provide goods and services instead of just sending them a payment of $200 every month for nothing
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wait until this guy finds out about GMP and GLP and DHF requirements…
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
courage the cowardly dog
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Becky & Frank @beckyandfrank.com · 08/09/2026
Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sailor Moon in two phases 
Top one text: AI is trash
Bottom one text : no and/but....end of sentence
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was feeding his tamagotchi during this photo 😂
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Andy Kluthe 🔜 GATEway FATE #804 @andykluthe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm sweating and eating onigiri today
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Pokemon Professor Connie @mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was proud of myself for making it to noon before requiring an AC break and then insanity was like 11:30 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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