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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 16/10/2026
lol
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
my halloween costume will be a gender affirming 98% empty upside down bottle of 2-in-1
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
S E A L I O N
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
And it’s not like they’re waiting for concrete to dry or weather to be right or anything. They’ll just tear up five feet of sidewalk and peace the fuck out.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The city is doing a “revitalization” project on my street so I get to see firsthand the work schedule of three hours on, three days off.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This is so interesting. You would hate my house, I have these crickets that get in somehow and they always die super quick so I find them dead more than alive. And they’re huge for no reason so I always wonder how I don’t see them alive first!
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I’m so cheap,” I say, before spending hundreds of dollars on a concert ticket because it’s a matter of time before Corey Taylor’s vocal cords crumble to dust and the earth might not be far behind.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey I can’t come into work today. Someone said punk music started because of Iggy Pop.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/09/2026
i had to see this so now you do too
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
feeling feverish after being vaccinated and getting bottom growth pains at the same time is making me feel like an american werewolf in america
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/09/2026
Ray from Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There are so many legitimately evil women that escape punishment but of course we have to make an example out of a “killer mother,” the system demands it. Patrick knew it would be a slam dunk, he’s just so arrogant that he didn’t actually bother to conceal much of anything.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Goody Clancy already confessed to slaying her brood!”
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Lindsay Clancy trial will be like Depp v Heard all over again where people will pretend after the fact like they were always on Lindsay’s side.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I caught myself putting perfume oil on the back of my knees all for a day of playing Pokopia
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Your crimes are known to us.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There’s a ditto goon cave in the Pokopia DLC
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My doctor is a take-no-shit Vietnamese woman who berated her nurse in front of me last year who almost messed up my test results so I think the way my doctor went quiet means she’s about to get cussed out and might even be fired lmao.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You'll get more than you bargained for from me.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My fault for being naked at the doctor.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My nurse called me sexy…? I don’t think they’re supposed to do that lmao
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I know now that I don’t want him he’s going to aggressively want to shallowthroat my click. I will have to stay strong.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am cured of my crush on this cis man because he left the toilet seat up. My mind is clear, I can hear the space between dimensions.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Zionists are nazis.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Passion Pit could NOT have made “Manners” in this geopolitical environment
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
doordash asking my pronouns
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is what I use Jerma for
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the playful banter of my dad insisting I get a gun to protect myself and me reminding him why I definitely shouldn’t have one ✨
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GP @mousefountain.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
100 "thumbs ups" on your post may not seem like that much in the grand scheme of things, but imagine those hundred frantic hands dragging you down into the icy black depths of a mountain tarn and suddenly it doesn't seem like so little
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’M OBSESSED I LOVE IT
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
FUCK IT. I’ll start posting it here. I’ll feed it to you in pieces.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My budget tip: don’t block debt collectors or spam callers (same thing) because then they know you’re there. Also work part time (or full time!) in a restaurant or grocery store for free food.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
There are all these budget gurus that are like “CHEAP POOR TIGHT STRICT BUDGET TIPS” and then they start talking about vacations and disposable income. Stocks! RETIREMENT. You do NOT get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I have a chip clip shaped like a huge cockroach that scares me when I see it as object permanence pales in comparison to the mighty human instinct that is bug bad
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Post coital ass kicking
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
People condemn Michael Jackson (as they should) but not David Bowie and there are two very horrible reasons why!
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“this is as far as I go” son or “don’t look in the attic” daughter
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I wish you well in your adult literacy journey
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You will have female Instacart shoppers until you have a produce-heavy order. Then Michael is going to ruin your day.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I still really want this perfume from this really problematic person and if I don’t go ahead and shell out $200 on Mercari I may just never have it UUGGGHHHHHH I dream about this smell!!!!!!!!!!!!
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My preferred hygienist will be gone in 6 months so I guess that’s my sign to switch. So just start asking your offices if they use or plan on using generative AI at any point before, during, and after your exam.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My DENTIST started using generative AI for no reason. It barely does shit, and it was WRONG when it circled a “cavity” with 100% certainty on my X-rays. So on top of my covered visit, I had to pay $40 for an AI to be wrong about my teeth. AND THE DENTISTS WERE FILMING TIKTOKS THE WHOLE TIME TOO.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 04/05/2026
Hideo Kojima looking especially pleased with himself
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I keep getting targeted ads about WEEN
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Bands/artists I think that will capture Gen Z in the next five years: ELO Klaus Nomi Danny Elfman et. al. Streetlight Manifesto Black Eyed Peas Babymetal Skrillex Iron Maiden Billy Joel (maybe this happened already) Moog music extended universe Wild card pick: Crass
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Nords playing hard to get:
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A Taco Bell meal of any size should be $6.49
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Scam texts will never get me. “What time are we meeting tomorrow?” I go nowhere. I know no one.
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