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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
doordash asking my pronouns
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
caca lips
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I know what the H stands for because we have an accord
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
for sure man
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
for sure man
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
HELP
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
my new hobby is saying white supremacist shit in swiftie comment sections and only getting support and agreement
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
serving crona realness
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I’m on Upscrolled!
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I saw my fav Lustsickpuppy last night 🩷
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
oh my god can I please just take off my bottom growth and store it behind my ear like a pencil or something I’m tired of it feeling like this in literally all pants
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I FOUND IT AND THEY CHANGED THE RECIPE TO BE NORMAL LMAO. I do remember the old one also had mushrooms but can you blame me for forgetting when it tasted like chewing on curtains?
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
the costume designer killed this shit let me get your depop miss molly
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This specific bit of the Outer Worlds 2 showcase had me giggling.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
what being nonbinary trans masc feels like
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Sinners was one I was lucky enough to have not seen a preview for, I just knew it was a vampire movie. As a result, I chose Midnight Toker from Heretic. Smoke overwhelms most of the listed notes here, so it ended up smelling like burning wood, which was perfect! Sinners was a solid 8/10 for me.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I’m roleplaying a secret daughter of Barenziah
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
NO ONE SHOOT ME this cover is better than the original as a Ram stan
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
convos with my dad always devolve into a series of idioms
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
On my island I’m like, “Here’s the beach where Coco was born from radioactive waste.”
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Because I’m me, each viewing has a perfume pairing. Tonight we have Heretic and Rochester. Perfume is named after the place, but it reminds me of the weirdo with the attic wife. Alluring, old manor stank. I think Hugh Grant could smell like this is most of his roles.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I don’t think damask curtain owners are well
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
this made me carsick
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
EXACTLY
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
me: how was your weekend? man: ok, things aren’t very good with my wife right now… me:
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is what I mean by hiding. I refuse to be terrorized on shuffle.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
the gallows 💔
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I even wrote my character this time. Not that it’s as cool as my brother’s character, Plef.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
she made me believe in miracles fr
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
My last TikTok was this woman ranting about Australians looking like inbred rats. 💔
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
LMAO
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
this airbnb is kind of weird
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
HAHAHAHAHA
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I thought this was a grinding toy
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
I am two months on T today 💉🍰
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