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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 2h
my halloween costume will be a gender affirming 98% empty upside down bottle of 2-in-1
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16h
S E A L I O N
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 4h
The city is doing a “revitalization” project on my street so I get to see firsthand the work schedule of three hours on, three days off.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I’m so cheap,” I say, before spending hundreds of dollars on a concert ticket because it’s a matter of time before Corey Taylor’s vocal cords crumble to dust and the earth might not be far behind.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey I can’t come into work today. Someone said punk music started because of Iggy Pop.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/09/2026
i had to see this so now you do too
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
feeling feverish after being vaccinated and getting bottom growth pains at the same time is making me feel like an american werewolf in america
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/09/2026
Ray from Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Lindsay Clancy trial will be like Depp v Heard all over again where people will pretend after the fact like they were always on Lindsay’s side.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I caught myself putting perfume oil on the back of my knees all for a day of playing Pokopia
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Your crimes are known to us.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There’s a ditto goon cave in the Pokopia DLC
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You'll get more than you bargained for from me.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My nurse called me sexy…? I don’t think they’re supposed to do that lmao
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am cured of my crush on this cis man because he left the toilet seat up. My mind is clear, I can hear the space between dimensions.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Zionists are nazis.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Passion Pit could NOT have made “Manners” in this geopolitical environment
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
doordash asking my pronouns
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the playful banter of my dad insisting I get a gun to protect myself and me reminding him why I definitely shouldn’t have one ✨
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GP @mousefountain.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
100 "thumbs ups" on your post may not seem like that much in the grand scheme of things, but imagine those hundred frantic hands dragging you down into the icy black depths of a mountain tarn and suddenly it doesn't seem like so little
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
FUCK IT. I’ll start posting it here. I’ll feed it to you in pieces.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
There are all these budget gurus that are like “CHEAP POOR TIGHT STRICT BUDGET TIPS” and then they start talking about vacations and disposable income. Stocks! RETIREMENT. You do NOT get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I have a chip clip shaped like a huge cockroach that scares me when I see it as object permanence pales in comparison to the mighty human instinct that is bug bad
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Post coital ass kicking
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
People condemn Michael Jackson (as they should) but not David Bowie and there are two very horrible reasons why!
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“this is as far as I go” son or “don’t look in the attic” daughter
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I wish you well in your adult literacy journey
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You will have female Instacart shoppers until you have a produce-heavy order. Then Michael is going to ruin your day.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I still really want this perfume from this really problematic person and if I don’t go ahead and shell out $200 on Mercari I may just never have it UUGGGHHHHHH I dream about this smell!!!!!!!!!!!!
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My DENTIST started using generative AI for no reason. It barely does shit, and it was WRONG when it circled a “cavity” with 100% certainty on my X-rays. So on top of my covered visit, I had to pay $40 for an AI to be wrong about my teeth. AND THE DENTISTS WERE FILMING TIKTOKS THE WHOLE TIME TOO.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 04/05/2026
Hideo Kojima looking especially pleased with himself
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I keep getting targeted ads about WEEN
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Bands/artists I think that will capture Gen Z in the next five years: ELO Klaus Nomi Danny Elfman et. al. Streetlight Manifesto Black Eyed Peas Babymetal Skrillex Iron Maiden Billy Joel (maybe this happened already) Moog music extended universe Wild card pick: Crass
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Nords playing hard to get:
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A Taco Bell meal of any size should be $6.49
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Scam texts will never get me. “What time are we meeting tomorrow?” I go nowhere. I know no one.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
They could have called it Nine Inch Boys but they were cowards.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
They got what they deserved. I have no sympathy for them.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I needed to process this for 24 hours but yesterday there was really a gaggle of women running side by side on a busy street with multiple blind spots instead of jogging on the side. Like 12 women fully in the road with cars going 50-60 mph. Yes they were all white with stupid outfits.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My mom would insist my underwear needed to be two or three sizes larger than I needed, and if I ever bought my own underwear she would steal it and do god knows what with it. I ended up having to hide my underwear and wash it when she slept. Very normal relationship between us for sure.
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I went out today to treat myself to some thrifting and a new console and just happened to see the most miserable sight while I was blasting music from my $_,000 sound system. God is good, all the time, amen!
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Positively haunted by my experience seeing Toto in an alley and being pinned to the spot as they guilt tripped us for even being aware of “Africa.”
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
dude I had to scroll through like eight bread slices to find one without a giant hole this is not a good omen at all
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We have a tornado watch and my neighbor is already walking laps around his house lmfao brother you’re going to whip up a tornado yourself.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
They call me "Fast Eddie." Who are you?
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
non traumatized mitski fans are like “I love this song it reminds me of when we couldn’t go to the fair because it was raining”
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
get money for free free money hack how to get money no work treasure near me gold near me prospectors real or fake mummy real or fake mummy curse real or fake can curses go to your computer indeed game stop careers mario naked real redtube mario redtube
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
everyone would be a lot nicer to me if they knew my jorts inseam was strangling my wiener to death
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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
my pharmacy is next to several thrift stores, so after I pick up my T I can go find a nice crocheted blankie or a children’s large tee
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