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The McSwainiac

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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Maybe it’s just that Hanks himself had not found his heir apparent yet. www.imdb.com/name/nm07798...
imdb.com
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know you want to be able to afford gas and a house and food but the best I can do is public executions
A still from Pawn Stars
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
random phone photo
Huey Lewis and Larry Bird, in that order
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nah. I’m with you. Eff belugas and that guy.
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ryan Lochte. Go.
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wouldn’t bet on the Pack at this point with someone else’s money. The vibes are off, possibly irrevocably so.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait. He eats Popeyes?
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jefferson Pilot Pickles, as I live and breathe!
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The cookie company?
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Leave. Not a command, merely responding to the prompt.
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Casino (1995) @casinofilm1995.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s a casino.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
As a detached observer, it seems to me the worst thing to happen for UNC would be to somehow win up to six games and then have to keep the circus going. You want three wins or fewer, right?
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band (or two) bigger: Eurasia.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That and the fact that my hair was bleached blonde, making me look like John Goodman miscast as Barney Rubble.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
True story: During a Wilmington Jeopardy! audition in the late 90s one of the categories was “That Cinematic Masterpiece, Porky’s.” I kept returning to it, got every one right, and feel that may be at least 50% of the reason I wasn’t invited to California.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#sandwichking
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Frame #63600 from S03 -E11 - 2000th Plate Special - Part 1-627682
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That’s not Charlotte.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sea of Cortez, and I don’t know, how about Ray.
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TonnHELL @tonnielles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Skeet you from a different era of your life
My lifelong bestie Terrie & me, with her daughter Tonnielle on my shoulders. A stack of Tonnielles. Terrie passed from cancer in 2024. Her daughter & I were her main caregivers while she was sick.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Skeet you from a different era of your life
Handsome fellow about to meet Regis.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Could not agree with you more.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I myself rock with Yan (please tell me someone somewhere gets this reference to daytime tv in the 80s.)
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My 8th grade science teacher, Ernie Morgan, at Morganton Junior High was a finalist (like, final 8) to be the teacher in space back in ‘86.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Newton?
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Blade Runner takes place forty years In the future.
Not so much science fiction as it is more of a futurism story.
How do things seem to be forty years from now?
It's no musical comedy, David.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No, but I am telling you some Squirrels Flew this Richmond.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m scared to draw their wrath, but I’ve always considered the state armpit (geographically and otherwise) to be a small city on US 74 that is somehow even worse now that the Popeyes has closed. I’ve said too much.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Star turn by Juul Lawman in the title role.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If my child or parent was among the 18 dead, I would lose my mind over this
@realDonaldTrump on Truth Social:

Afghanistan War: 20 years, 2,000 DEAD.
Iraq War: 9 years, 4,600 DEAD.
Vietnam War: 19 years and 5 months, 58,220 DEAD.
Korean War: 3 years and 1 month, 36,574 DEAD.
Venezuela War: 1 day, 0 DEAD.
Iran Military Conflict: 4 months, 18 DEAD.

7/21/26, 2:51 PM
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“I made a lot of mistakes, I made a lot of mistakes, I made a lot of mistakes, I made a lot mistakes.”
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You’re right, and that’s gross. But I kinda want someone to flip it around and say something to him along the lines of “that is a very low number (so far.) How many of those few people who have died on your orders can you name?”
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Holy shit, the game just changed. Gonna be the best Halloween Wilmington has ever seen.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
That’s awesome. I’ve never seen G’n’R, but I saw PE at Ziggy’s in the winter ‘93, and like I said, that kind of noise (not derogatory) will absolutely be glorious in a stadium. With good weather to boot!
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don’t know if the crowd size warrants a football stadium, but the music for both of those acts does. Have a great time!
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pardon my shouting, but WITH PUBLIC ENEMY!
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This time, the Hunter has become the prey. (He’s also the Hunter.)
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank you, I was just about to.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Clyde Charger
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Free Bob Dole.
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Thanks, dude, tearing up at work now.
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The McSwainiac @mcswainiac.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
No, pretty sure that first one came from a different source.
Hollywood Hogan proclaiming his own divinity
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