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Mike Schuster

@mcs212.bsky.social
7.6K followers 561 following 14K posts

Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 5m
Still nice to have the moment captured for posterity
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 6m
Pepsi is not okay.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 8m
(Correction: This photo was taken when Ms. Carson's granddaughter was instructing her on how to open a PDF)
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 12m
Same footage of the oddball characters just without the face warping
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 17m
I was there for the pre-face warp version
"Black Hole Sun" wiki:

The video premiered on MTV's late-night alternative rock program 120 Minutes on June 12, 1994. After several weeks of airplay on MTV, a second version of the video was substituted containing more elaborate visual effects than the original, including the addition of a computer-generated black hole.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 27m
🎵 In my eyes, indisposed In disguises, no one knows 🎵
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 42m
Game-changing Trapper Keeper
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 52m
Those can be tricky to craft, but it seems to come naturally to one account
Engagement bait post that reads "Name a film over 2 hours long."
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 21h
some days have to go into the back yard like the guy's uncle from the bud horses bowing to mecca tweet
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 21h
I saw "two wrongs don't make a right" and had to pace the room
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 21h
I thought that Nader discourse was bad, didn't realize they were still gearing up for anniversary apologia
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 21h
They're still relitigating 2016, so only three years of "Do you condemn Hamas?" is a cakewalk
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 21h
Seems like a good day to block half this fucking site
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The drawbacks to filming folk horror
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Biggest comics event since the cast of Eightball visited Hi and Lois
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love and Rockets crossover
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Mickey Rourke guest stars tonight on an all-new Shasta McNasty
Larry and David Ellison
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Robert Eggers) Cut! Sorry, everyone. Back to one.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Off to second-guess some Scantron answers
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That haircut is unbelieva-... ...ble.
Still from The Great Piggy Bank Robbery (1946) after Daffy's been erased by Rubberhead and finishes his sentence by opening a nearby door and popping his head in
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm gonna R-R-R-RUB you out, see? R-R-R-RUB you out!!
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Try it with the Manchurian Plague
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Model T runoff
Chowhound headline: Pot roast is 10x more flavorful when you add a bottle of this classic 1911 sauce
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Panel (20/10/1999 - missing start) : 997s
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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WAIT WHAT
IMDB credit page for a skeleton
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Enjoyable!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you maysure the traysure chest?
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Brought to you by The Breast Council. Buy Breasts where you work or bank.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MST3K screenshots: A still of Crow holding up a title card that reads "Crow T. Robot's Bram Stoker's Civil War"A still of Crow holding up a title card that reads "A Dramatic Re-enactment of a Civil War Documentary"A still of Crow holding up a title card that reads "A Film by Crow T. Robot Based on an Idea by Abraham Lincoln"A still of Crow holding up a title card that reads "Part II: The Civil War Generals: Fact or Fiction?"
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“he’s hoping it’s gonna be a lewd ranch” always gets me
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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh EG Marshall, you ARE a Bold One...
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Where was I? Oh yeah: Ohh, Will Geer.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎵 There's a thick yellow stain on my back brace 🎵
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
- Jessica... - ...ever since we pulled you from that well
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*Couldn't* die or *wouldn't* die? Dinner prep background:
MST3K - The Thing That Couldn't Die
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Back before they got rid of Gun Repair
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
D'Angelo Barksdale's "Where's Wallace?" scene from The Wire. Caption: Where the fuck is Sally?
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're wondering why I'm so casual about this, I've been hobnobbing with superstars for a while now
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry, I'll message you through Telegram as requested
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's an honor, Mr. Reeves. I must ask: Did George Carlin pull any wacky pranks on the Bill & Ted set?
Honest-to-goodness actual official Bluesky account profile for Keanu Reeves, requesting people message him via Telegram
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just trying to relate to the New Yorker subscriber base
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Can't you see I'm reading?"
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank you @trueref.bsky.social for all the wonderful reference material! I've barely scratched the surface and I'm already having so much fun
Value study on gray on male right arm extendedOn gray, rough value study of male, dorsal view with arms raisedValue study on gray of male, 3/4 view, wrists crossed and hands in fists, neck extended and screaming while looking up
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I promise to use my powers for good, only very occasionally for evil, and always for class war
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Searching for the word "ennui" and quote-tweeting without reading the rest
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screen shot from a YouTube video by someone named MEpearl, an older woman with short hair wearing a red long sleeve shirt and a dark floral scarf. She sits before a wall of books, though it may be a photograph of a wall of books, but the important detail is that in her lap is a beautiful possum, and that possum is eating from a plate of fruit on the table before them. The title of this video is “is your possum a narcissist.” It has 31k views and was posted 5 days ago.
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FixYourHeartOrDie! @fixyourheartpod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
all i know is: i hope and pray we as taxpayers are given as many opportunities to help them shoulder this burden as possible.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If only there was an instance of VC-led Chapter 11 in this country that we could look at as an inevitable playbook
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