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Jen McDub

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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Yo it's windy as hell tonight.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 10/10/2026
A typewritten note that reads

it's world mental health day. give us $120,000
as a little treat.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And to be painfully clear: If you’re not defending the rights of a “super small minority” against fascists then you’re siding with fascists.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another day, another 80 something year old rich white man dead that isn't Trump.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My 3 year old just patted my arm & said, "good boy, mama." 😂
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy First Kirkaversary to all who celebrate. ❤️
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I accidentally bought spicy nacho doritos instead of regular & my 3 year old asked for the fire chips. 😂
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My cousin's daughter is having a bad week.
Screenshot of a text interaction between a mother & high school age daughter regarding the death of Dolly Parton.

Daughter: I just got here break ended.
Mom: Oh dang it! Ok love you.
Daughter: Love you too.
Daughter: You need to come get me Dolly Parton is dead. Screenshot of a text exchange between mother & her high school age daughter regarding the death of Tim Curry.
Daughter: MOM
TIM CURRY DIED
IF HE DIED I DIE
I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE
Mother: Wow I'm so sorry for your loss amen 🙏🏼 
Daughter: Omg amen is wild. I've never felt more distressed in my life.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wrong fucking 80 year old again, Death!
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank you for helping fund the Moderna vaccine, Dolly. I'm one of the few people I know that's never had covid.
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Grim reaper is MAGA.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly! 😭😭😭
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ok guys, how many diarrheas is too many diarrheas? My husband had the diarrhea, so I told him to take an immodium, but he wouldn't since he had only gone once. I asked him how many times he'd have to go before he'd take one. He said three! I feel like that's too many diarrheas.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My son won't stop saying god damn it. He uses it correctly too. Me: We can't go outside right now. Him: God damn it. Husband: You don't need anything in that drawer. Him: God damn it. YouTube video: Let's go see if there are any monsters in the basement. Him: God damn it, it's a monster.
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Marcus D. Moore @marcusdmoore.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026
Building friendship/community requires you to inconvenience yourself and do things you may not feel like doing at the time. You want friends but aren’t willing to do the work to be a good friend, yourself ? How does that work ?
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PJ @sykoscorch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Firing squad
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
It is very VERY important that people don’t hate watch this into success. The best thing we can do is ignore it. Make them feel it in their pockets.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My 1 year old is yelling cracker at me. Idk, feels racist.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It‘s just insane to me that a sitting president has made MORE THAN A BILLION DOLLARS peddling fucking fairy dust with no intrinsic value beyond his stature and power AS president, and it’s not treated as the biggest corruption scandal in American history.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
In line to check in for my gallbladder surgery, behind a guy with skinhead tattooed on the back of his head standing next to his partner in a Jesus shirt. Super cool.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My sister & BIL went to Nobu for his birthday last night & another patron anonymously paid for their $400+ bill. Lord, I've seen what you've done for others...
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Bugs Bunny's Heartfelt Prayer
ALT: Bugs Bunny's Heartfelt Prayer
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@sykoscorch.bsky.social I was watching TikTok earlier & had to do a double take like is that Eliza?
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Whoever stole my phone after the Touche Amore show on Saturday, your mom's a hoe.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Giuliani about to bite it?
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Earthquake?
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/04/2026
choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something
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Phoenix the Brat @rithickulous.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
Wine her. Dine her. Eat her vaginer.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I made soft pretzels for the first time today. I forgot to spray the parchment paper. God damn it.
Six lovely looking soft pretzels cooling on a wire rack. The back of one of the soft pretzels with parchment paper stuck to it. The back of one of the soft pretzels completely ripped off showing the inside of the pretzel.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Gonna need to start a thread of things I never thought I'd have to say. The first one: Don't do that. Floss doesn't go around your penis.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
He walkin'.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My boys were giggling in their bedroom, so I went down the hall with my phone out thinking I was gonna get a cute video of them playing together. My oldest had taken off his poop diaper & was wrestling around half naked with his brother.
A discarded poo-filled pull up sitting between a Bluey toy box & toddler bed. Not shown: a turd that was sitting underneath the diaper on the floor.
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Maryam Jamshidi @msjamshidi.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They have turned this beautiful city into a wasteland. Those who do don’t die from bombs will succumb to unspeakable illness. Most of my close family is in Tehran
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Fuck you daylight savings.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Love Is Blind's Bri... Look how fucking orange you look, girl.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
AI is gonna say you're a terrorist and that's good enough for them. If you didn't think this was the real reason they've been all in on data scraping and AI you have your answer now. They want AI with their thumb on the scale to be the arbiter of truth
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I knew it. Feeling small earthquakes is my useless superpower.
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I think we just had the tiniest earthquake.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I am once again tapping the sign that says “If you won’t allow us to hold individuals responsible, the only other option is collective retribution”
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 24/01/2026
“don’t give them what they want” they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Glassjaw (obviously) Incubus Snow Tha Product Armor For Sleep Rilo Kiley
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Ben Lamb @bennyfactor.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
replace rfk jr with this guy
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Jen McDub @mcbroomifer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. Never again can we afford to live with the narrow, provincial "outside agitator" idea.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The absolute accuracy of this.
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🤘🏾Mohawk🤘🏾 @mohawk.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Did a thing and wrote a book. Here's da link to da book. Peace. 🤘🏾 shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params... #booksky #newauthor
shop.ingramspark.com
The Blazinghearts Vs The Army of the Undead
'The Blazinghearts vs The Army of the Undead' is a humorous and action-packed fantasy adventure novel that follows the formation and exploits of an unlikely group of heroes and their battle against an...
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