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Boomer (Mike Beaumier)

@mbeaumier.bsky.social
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Husband and citizen. Part of the smartest, funniest group of guys running the best gay hotels in the world. Chicago Reader personals guy, This American Life guy, etc. Kindness and subtlety.

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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Magnificent. One of the best reads in weeks.
newyorker.com
A Woman with a Past
My cousin Laura had a diva’s charisma and a siren’s voice. She also had a mysterious past. When she died, she left me to write the story of how she triumphed over hardship to become herself.
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This American Life @thisamericanlife.org · 05/10/2026
"The rarest thing in podcasting is for somebody to invent something that feels completely new. And with this show, he has done that." Ira on Sayre Quevedo's podcast "Reaching Out." Hear excerpts on our new episode: link.podtrac.com/0dc5axni
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My minions, your tits — neither distracts a jaded seen-it-all public.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, if you could play lip-service to a more-than-40-year-old controversy so this c*nt won’t drag her cross across my lawn, I’d really appreciate it.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Distracted, unfocused, and a weak argument. Maybe don’t have the TV playing in the background while you’re writing next time?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 19,1960
P1 - ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WANTS NANCY TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN
KID: MY BABY COUSIN JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORD 
P2- NANCY IS FOLLOWING HIM TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN 
NANCY: WAS IT "PAPA" OR "MAMA" ?
KID : NEITHER 
P3- KID: THIS IS A MODERN BABY 
P4- THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AT THE BABY BEING HELD BY HIS FATHER 
KID: HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK 
BABY: DADDY-O
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is just like the pool at Twin Palms:
youtube.com
Watch Frisky Sea Otters Smash Open Fresh Oysters And Clams
YouTube video by Oregon Zoo
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Why would the leopard eat MY face when I’m so damn ugly?”
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Why would the leopard eat MY face when I’m so damn ugly?”
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A perfectly good story absolutely obliterated by the stupidest, most pointless graphics imaginable. Apparently we’re not smart enough to look at front pages as they were.
nytimes.com
The Day Before The Times Began
Most newspapers offered scandals and ads. With The New-York Daily Times, Henry Raymond saw room for something else.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just the nicest man. They actually built a home shopping set in his home here in Palm Springs 
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had nuns in grade school like her. Irish ones. 
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
<pitch voice>” it’s the muppets – but Star Wars! Or Disney! Or something! Think of the synergy! THE SYNERGY!”
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
<pitch voice>”it’s the Muppets – but worldwide wrestling! Kermit’s a retired pro called back to the ray – and piggy’s his exasperated wife!” 
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
<pitch voice> “ it’s the Muppets — but film noir! Kermit Itay, hard-boiled detective and piggies his exasperated girl Friday!”
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The premise of the Muppet Show is that if you greenlight it, the biggest stars in the world will gladly appear on your network because they want to meet Kermit and seduce him.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
STOP THE PRESSES
theguardian.com
The quaalude comeback: a once ‘extinct’ drug from the 70s makes a resurgence
Underground chemists are now producing the notorious party drug after a Scorsese film sparked renewed interest
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is fascinating
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The dumbest are full of passionate intensity, Online
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Glad this is gonna be a series, ‘cause it’s too much for this one column
newyorker.com
The Death of Shame Is Tearing Us Apart
Increasingly, people are ignoring social norms in favor of a narrow self-interest. The results are disastrous.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*Genitals and humanity sold separately.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Congratulations! And you’ve got such a delightful history, we are content to scroll through the past
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Scare-ed Skullnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
meep meep motherfucker
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Congratulations to Doug Eddings, the biggest asshole in baseball for the 2026 season!
nytimes.com
An umpire told a Cardinals rookie pitcher to fix his hat. Moments later, his manager Oli Marmol was ejected
"We have a kid making his debut, and in between an at-bat, (umpire Doug Eddings) tells him that he needs to fix his hat," Marmol said.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know, as final messages go, this one is just about perfect. Read it, and rejoice that we were blessed with someone like Gloria Steinem
newyorker.com
Gloria Steinem’s Final Essay
Gloria Steinem writes about what she meant when she called herself a feminist.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We are going to the movies, dammit
nytimes.com
For Los Javis, Their Breakthrough ‘La Bola Negra’ Was Almost the End
Javier Calvo and Javier Ambrossi, a.k.a. Los Javis, are household names in Spain, in part for their relationship. But everything changed after their Cannes triumph “La Bola Negra.”
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But what am I supposed to do with these New Yorker Festival tickets?
nytimes.com
Gloria Steinem, Personification of the Women’s Movement, Dies at 92
She challenged sexist assumptions, helping women develop a sense of self-worth and gain a measure of equality at work, at home and in society at large.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three weeks? Asha Daniels sounds like shittiest temp ever
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Those poor thieves. Let’s hope they don’t get desperate and try to drink it.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s so great and I’m glad you’re watching it
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton knew what it was like to struggle as she fought for working families her whole career. From providing free books to kids to giving working women our "9 to 5" anthem, she was an icon and an inspiration. Rest in power to our union sister. We will always love you.
A photo of Dolly Parton sitting at a desk and talking on the phone in a scene from the movie 9 to 5.
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
afm.org
AFM Statement on the Passing of Dolly Parton
Today, the entire community of professional musicians mourns the loss of an irreplaceable icon and a generous heart: Dolly Parton. While the world knows her as a global superstar and philanthropist…
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And behold! A dozen wretched podcasts and an especially mediocre Netflix series is born!
nytimes.com
Karen Solomon, Wife Charged in Massachusetts Officer’s Death, Is Believed Dead
Karen Solomon, 58, a longtime advocate for the mental health of emergency workers, had been missing for six days after her husband, a police officer, was found dead.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So now I gotta go read everything Erin Somers has ever written. This is so great.
harpers.org
Where's The Beef?, by Erin Somers
The lab-grown-meat revolution that wasn’t
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Get outta my way, Eva Braun — HE NEEDS ME IN THE BUNKER”
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Something actually readable in the Reader 
chicagoreader.com
The original pay-as-you-go phones - Chicago Reader
How technology, economics, and political corruption put pay phones in homes across Chicago
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Something actually readable in the Reader
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Anise K. Strong @anisekstrong.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm a professor who works on ancient pornography and modern representations of ancient Mediterranean desire and sex.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/08/2026
oh look, dems can easily leverage messaging to hijack, create, or redirect entire newscycles by exploiting the infotainment media's obsession with scaled ad engagement, who could have possibly imagined such a thing
nbcnews.com
Who is Natalie Harp? Sen. Jon Ossoff puts Trump aide in spotlight
The former TV news anchor began working for Trump in 2022 and has become a close aide during his second term.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Harpers Magazine always has the best writing. This is just great. Kudos and thanks to John Semley
harpers.org
A Dying Art, by John Semley
The last of the morticians
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well, that’s interesting — an article about gay men that doesn’t once use the word “queer”
nytimes.com
The Bears Are on Ozempic
An annual celebration of bears — gay men on the bigger and hairier side — feels different in the age of GLP-1s.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What an amazing, wonderful man.
nytimes.com
Monty Roberts, Horse Trainer Who Preached Kindness, Dies at 91
His approach was in contrast to centuries of conventional wisdom and won the enthusiastic approval of Queen Elizabeth II, with whom he became friends.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“Taken as a whole, the documents provide a view of unhinged behavior among the women, who seemed fixated on arguing and surveilling one another. Weakland acknowledged that all three had frequently recorded their fights.” There ain’t no drama like a Lesbian Drama
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He *could* be the most abused. There’s still time yet.
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“I threw away my voice and my career for some old Greek who dumped my bony ass — and all I got was five euros?”
nytimes.com
Quiz: What Theme Best Reflects the European Essence for the Next Design of Euros?
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One of the best reads of the day:
newyorker.com
What Would It Mean to See a New Color?
A new color called olo can be described as the “greenest green.” It can never be captured by a camera, but its development tells us a lot about how vision works.
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