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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 3h

Me when I look at clouds from both sides

Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 5h

The guy at my gym using a tripod to film himself doing arm curls knows NOTHING about cinematography and I’m basically just laughing!

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 17h

EXCLUSIVE: New White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia holds her first press briefing.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 17h

Whoa! Looking forward to this!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026

Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman theonion.com/rockstar-announces-gta…

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This is the dream of a madman. One ticket, please!

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

PREVIEW of the latest @ldbwpod.bsky.social Patreon bonus episode where @mbalazo.bsky.social read out sex columns from The Metro and BOY OH BOY are they unsexy! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l...

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*PREVIEW* Bonus Ep. 14 - More Metro sex columns

Podcast Episode · Long Distance, Bit Weird · 13 October · 7min

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

From this week's @ldbwpod.bsky.social bonus episode, When Athlete's Poo. Yes, we're delving in to (ew) the wonderful world of athlete's losing bowel control mid-race. Inspired by the Hyrox lady who wiped diarrhoea on all the equipment. LISTEN: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/preview-bo...

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The trailer for Ralph Fiennes’ film adaptation of T.S. Eliot's Four Quartets made the crowd at the Oasis documentary go berserk!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Congrats to Brett Gelman and Nick Cave!

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This image is so powerful

Tom Cruise posing with cinema staff and many rows of popcorn bags

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The many deaths of Lara Croft from this week's @ldbwpod.bsky.social, available wherever you like to get a podcast. longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e39-lara-c...

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Dems should push back by livestreaming the birth of a law-abiding baby!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Instead of an execution? The US government should livestream a little bit of hugging and kissing!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ha. The Beatles think I’m John Lennon. Speaks volumes.

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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Got the Digger boot

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When I was doing a play in Birmingham in 2024 there was a barge on the canal that would show up in different parts of the city selling homemade fudge called Fudge Boat. We just looked up Fudge Boat and the Facebook account is VERY reactionary rightwing. Fudge Boat just had its Milkshake Duck moment.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Worried that Trump is gearing up for an October surprise and it's going to be him doing Hyrox live on TV and spraying diarrhoea everywhere.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

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Gentleman Doofus @gentledoofus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Libs when they found out Tom Morello didn't vote for Kamala

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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s Banned Books Week, and I had to unsubscribe from a Google alert for my wife’s name because her beautiful book was so frequently showing up in banned book lists. It’s a non-fiction book for kids about gender. Inclusive of all kids. Not just trans kids, all kids. www.amazon.com/dp/125030295...

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It Feels Good to Be Yourself: A Book About Gender Identity

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can't believe I'm hosting a special screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, a film that changed me forever when I saw it at 14...my outfit will be insane. And it's at the incredible Rivoli Ballroom! Already sold out but if there are returns... rivolipopupcinema.designmynight.com/6a453c940d9a...

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Halloween Cinema - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Buy tickets for Halloween Cinema - The Rocky Horror Picture Show, London. Information on Halloween Cinema - The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fri, 30th Oct 2026 @ 20:00 - 23:00 in London.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Sooz, why didn't you say you were doing a show there!?" I DID, BITCH, CHECK IT OUT! soozkempner.substack.com/p/october-it...

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October! It’s here! And what is happening?

Gigs n that

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The death penalty has TOTALLY lost its sparkle!

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Jimmy Thomson @jameswsthomson.com · 01/10/2026

Carney begins his announcement of a new oil pipeline by acknowledging the climate-linked wildfire that came close to levelling the town where he's announcing the new oil pipeline. A flat circle.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m nervous that the Keynes Bot will escape containment and go berserk in the streets.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Hello, police? I’d like to report a slightly sad story.”

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Last month @mbalazo.bsky.social and I won a pop culture pub quiz against fifteen other teams and definitely annoyed the entire room by celebrating too much, yelling "WE DID IT, JOE", kissing the plastic trophy (that we had to give back) and also being so drunk.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All young people are excited about the Jimmy Stewart biopic.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

POV: Your uni boyfriend is breaking up with you.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What a gigantic loser!

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

😎NEW EPISODE😎 Last weekend @mbalazo.bsky.social and I were lucky enough to attend a TIFF screening of Musk, the new mammoth documentary about Final Boss of Cucks Elon by @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social. Check out our review here: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e37-musk/

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Valerie Valerate 🏳️‍⚧️ @vvpossum.northsky.social · 28/08/2026

Wowowow the new Lex Walton album is absurdly good wtf! I think it's her best work yet, go listen!!! youthagainstsatan.bandcamp.com/album/ultima...

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ULTIMATE LOVE FOREVER, by Lex Walton

7 track album

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Never in a million years would I watch this!

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

www.soozkempner.co.uk/tour-2026

Sorry to brag but I frequently get compared to an absolute icon of the big screen.
It's Gollum.

Ithink it's because, like Gollum ve got really big eyes.

And also, like Gollum I have really big natural tits.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Rufus Wainwright should reinvent himself as a ska act called Rude Boy Wainskank.

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Andy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Marlena Shaw was born on this day in 1939. I can't think of a better way to wake up than to play this really loud youtu.be/CUosSQZSw5c?...

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California Soul

YouTube video by Marlena Shaw - Topic

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Crying on stage before thousands of adoring fans: every artist’s dream!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I love Ed Sheeran’s new song where he sits on the ground crying!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: I just saw Mr. Mucus the Mucinex mascot munching sushi at Nobu with Tom Hanks. Methinks I smell a collab in the future…

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: I just spotted Paddington cozying up to a leggy blonde at the Shangri-La Hotel bar. The two were giggling and holding hands when a photographer swooped in. Paddington went ballistic, smashed the camera on the ground and yelled “F*** off, nerd.” Only at TIFF!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: Just ran into Bert Raccoon in the Park Hyatt men’s room. He looked awful and puffy and asked to borrow $23. I had to tell him no. Very sad to see a legend wind up like this.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: Just ran into Bob the Minion at Soho House Toronto. Asked him what he was working on these days. He just smiled, tapped the side of his nose and said “You’ll see!” Cheers to that!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: I just saw the one and only Tilly Norwood chatting with fans on Yonge Street. She gets so much bad press, but she’s really nice. Hollywood might be nervous but I’m not!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: I just saw Grogu in Yorkville carrying a Louis Vuitton bag. He’s actually much taller than I expected. I was going to say hello, but he was arguing with his girlfriend. Yikes!

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