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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

😎PREVIEW😎 On the latest @ldbwpod.bsky.social Patreon exclusive episode we're discussing the man who has been married the most times EVER. Here is a free preview for your ears: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/preview-bo... For the full hour-long version head to patreon.com/longdistancebitweird

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*PREVIEW* Bonus Ep.09 - World's most married man and John Travolta | Long Distance, Bit Weird

This is just a preview of course. To hear the full hour-long episode (which includes discussions of the Tate Brothers going to jail) and gain access to all of our exclusive content please head to our ...

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

On this week's @ldbwpod.bsky.social you'll get to hear @mbalazo.bsky.social and I take a MUCH longer look at life inside the Trojan horse than Christopher Nolan had the guts to (a cowardly director). AVAILABLE WHEREVER YOU GET PODCASTS THESE DAYS: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e30-the-od...

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

My urgent message to Taylor Swift. Let's make this video go viral to a) prevent Taylor from making the hugest mistake of her life and b) help me achieve my goal of turning into a husband. #wedding #husband #taylorswift #canadian #marriage

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Andrew Moore @tumbledryerbaby.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

@ldbwpod.bsky.social omg was listening this morning and you reminded me - I was at the Wetherspoons in Dover a couple of weeks ago and someone turned up for lunchtime pints on a horse

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

✨ NEW EPISODE ALERT ✨ This week on @ldbwpod.bsky.social Michael and I are in sunny Bath! Yes, we're not long distance for a change. Join us. Available wherever you damn well pod. 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e21-sooz-a... 🎧

me and michael at a desk, i'm manhandling a mic

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Was honoured to join @soozuk.bsky.social and @mbalazo.bsky.social on the @ldbwpod.bsky.social pod as Sooz was introduced to some of Canada’s best kept musical secrets: the Men of CanCon; she had heard none of this music that you can’t avoid if you live in Canada. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/l...

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E20: The Regrettable Men of CanCon with Jesse Hawken

Podcast Episode · Long Distance, Bit Weird · April 23 · 1h 38m

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

✨ NEW EPISODE ALERT! ✨ In this week's Long Distance, Bit Weird @mbalazo.bsky.social & I are joined by @jessehawken.bsky.social to discuss some of the most awful music I've ever heard: the men of CanCon. Available in all podcast stores (free). 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e20-the-re... 🎧

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

SUNDAY! On the latest episode of Long Distance, Bit Weird @mbalazo.bsky.social and I chat with actual @robinince.bsky.social about staying in love with comedy (and Chris Hadfield's toilet). 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e19-robin-... EXTENDED PATREON CUT: www.patreon.com/posts/extend...

i'm in a green t-shirt, michael is behind me in a maroon mod anorak

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Peter Welsh @peterwelsh68.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

CHRIS ON A BIKE (in Toronto)!!!! This was such a brilliant episode of @ldbwpod.bsky.social where three of the best triangulated a warm and profound convo. I really loved the inside rounders stuff on UK comedy😃 Can't recommend this fine pod highly enough!!!

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Happy Birthday to comedy's little gentleman, the lovely and vivacious @mbalazo.bsky.social xx

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

✨ HOORAYYYY!!! ✨ We were honoured to be joined by the legend that is @robinince.bsky.social to talk about how comedy is the best thing for this week's episode of Long Distance, Bit Weird. Available wherever you get your podcast treats. 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e19-robin-... 🎧

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Little sneak peak of @ldbwpod.bsky.social's fourth bonus where we talk about season three of Euphoria. 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/preview-bo... 🎧

sydney sweeney on the a bed dressed a playboy dog i guess

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨 Today on @ldbwpod.bsky.social I go DEEP on the history of the British flag and @mbalazo.bsky.social talks about how one of the first drafts for the Canadian flag had a beaver on it. Listen wherever you like to get your podcasts. 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e18-flag-t... 🎧

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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

*important* The most fascinating fact I’ve learnt from the Artemis discourse; farts are flammable in space! This podcast is a serious must listen now.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

From this week's episode of @ldbwpod.bsky.social where we talk about how IN REAL LIFE Sex and the City's Kim Cattrall dated the horniest Prime Minister of Canada, Pierre Trudeau! FULL EPISODE HERE: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e17-pierre...

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

On this week’s @ldbwpod.bsky.social I tell @soozuk.bsky.social all about late Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau's insane/glamorous love life. From beauty queens to actresses to singers and even, uh, teenagers, Swinging Pierre dated or married them all. Listen here: tinyurl.com/bdz8ynkx

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

He became Canadian PM a bachelor and went on to date Barbra Streisand, Margot Kidder and Kim Cattrall. Pierre Trudeau had a riz his son Justin NEVER did. Hear ALL about the ultimate fuck boi right here on the latest ep of @ldbwpod.bsky.social. 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e17-pierre... 🎧

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Long Distance, Bit Weird Podcast @ldbwpod.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Our third Patreon Bonus Ep is up and we're getting STEAMY! Or not. Coz we're reading sex columns from the Metro and they're uniformly unsexy. Here is a ten minute teaser for your ears: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/preview-bo... And here's our Patreon: patreon.com/longdistancebitweird

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

This week on @ldbwpod.bsky.social (the only podcast hosted by a couple on either side of the Atlantic) we are deep-diving in to the rise and fall of the Great British seaside resort. 🌊 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com 💩

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

🚨 ATTENTION PEOPLE OF BATH 🚨 I'm doing a WIP at the gorgeous Bath Comedy Festival of the show I'm taking on tour this Autumn - Imposter! It was an absolute treat in Leicester last month and I'd love you to see it as it takes shape. Features Princess Diana. 🎟️ www.bathcomedy.com/whats-on?id=... 🎟️

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Check out Long Distance, Bit Weird...it's mine and @mbalazo.bsky.social's podcast where guests join us to educate each other on British and Canadian things and that. Noel Edmonds, Wayne Gretzky, Sunday Roasts: all are covered. 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🚨 It's only ruddy bloody Masud Milas! Masud lived in Hong Kong and New Zealand before he came to the UK in his early 20s and realised THAT was home. We get VERY silly indeed. Available on all podcast platforms. 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e15-uk-lif... 🎧

masud milas holding a mic saying something awesome

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Had a photoshoot for our podcast all ready for episode 15! Follow @ldbwpod.bsky.social go on.

It’s me and Michael looking like we’re taking a selfie

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

There are now FOURTEEN entire episodes of Long Distance, Bit Weird, the only podcast starring comedians in a long-distance relationship. This week my Canadian sillyman is learning about squatting in the UK. Illegal since 2012, it's a doozy! 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e14-squatt... 🎧

b/w grafitti on the side of flats that reads "HOUSES STAND EMPTY WHILE HOMELESSNESS GROSS. WHO MAKES THE PROFIT? SOMEBODY KNOWS!"

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I do two podcasts and I’m very proud of them. My rebellious quirky child is @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social. My other rebellious quirky child is @ldbwpod.bsky.social. Both of them are available wherever you get your podcast goodness. Here is a weird Easter egg I saw at the petrol station.

The cracking pistachio Waitrose Easter egg

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

🚨NEW EPISODE OF LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD OUT NOW🚨 @mbalazo.bsky.social and I are joined by brilliant comedian and writer Jordan Foisey to talk about the phenomenon of Page 3 and Canadian freaks like Jordan Peterson, Steven Crowder and more! 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧

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E07: Terrible Canadians in America & Page 3 Girls with Jordan Foisy

Podcast Episode · Long Distance, Bit Weird · 23/01/2026 · 1h 28m

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

✨IT'S HERE✨This week's episode of @ldbwpod.bsky.social is THE BIG ONE because I'm teaching @mbalazo.bsky.social about...Noel's House Party! We go DEEP in to Crinkley Bottom, join us. Available wherever you get podcasts. 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/fffdfdfdaf/ 🎧

noel edmonds

sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it? If you want to be part of the summer of death

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Long Distance, Bit Weird Podcast @ldbwpod.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Over on our Patreon you can see Sooz showing Michael some banging British sketch comedy from the 90s and 00s and then we get in to a brief history of how Justin Trudeau came to power. www.patreon.com/posts/sooz-s...

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Sooz shows Michael some classic British sketches from the 90s-00s | Long Distance, Bit Weird

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Peter Welsh @peterwelsh68.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Highly recommend this pod! Early in this scandalous episode @mbalazo.bsky.social dropped the bombshell that Prince Andrew may have been the result of an Extra-Cubicular affair between Fiddle Castro.and the late Queen Elizabeth. Figures.... @ldbwpod.bsky.social

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

✨LIVE NOW✨ On this week's @ldbwpod.bsky.social Michael and I are joined by brilliant LA-based comedian Andrew Johnston to talk about: Canadian divas! From Joni Mitchell to Celine Dion, I learned a LOT. AVAILABLE ON ALL PODCAST PLATFORMS 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e05-canadi... 🎧

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Over at patreon.com/longdistancebitweird I got to see Project Grizzly for the first time thanks to @mbalazo.bsky.social! It's a 1996 documentary about a Canadian man who has made building a bear-proof suit his life's work. Join us in a full watch-a-long.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

✨LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD✨ @mbalazo.bsky.social and I decided to bring out the fourth episode a day early! In our first show of 2026 I introduce Michael to British Disney aka Watership Down. He hasn't been the same since. Available wherever you get podcasts. 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com 🎧

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Long Distance, Bit Weird Podcast @ldbwpod.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

HELLO! We are @mbalazo.bsky.social and @soozuk.bsky.social, two comedians in a long distance relationship with a podcast reaching across the Atlantic for your ears. Available on all podcast platforms. 🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com 🎧

Two comedians (one Canadian, one English) in a long distance relationship learn things about each other's culture.

Every week
@mbalazo.bsky.social
and
@soozuk.bsky.social
reach across the Atlantic for your ears.

longdistancebitweird.podbean.com

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