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The Ghostly Mariner.

@mazolsson.bsky.social
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Your favourite British-Danish enby. Full-time parent to two boys, a bit of a gobshite, and still one of the 48%. No TERFs, MAGAs, anti-vax, conspiracy theorists or Reform UK nutters on my turf. They/them.

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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Little Luton Mussolini." I just spat my coffee all over my keyboard. Thanks for that. I needed a right good laugh. 🤣
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice to see that two odious little turds Daniel Thomas (AKA Captain Thugwash) and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (AKA Shorty McCokehead) have been arrested. Glorious. Just the rest of the Nonce Bonnet crew to go now. Anyway... how's your Thursday going?
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drop some FISH. 🐠 🍣🖤🎣🐡
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Michael Fish: 'Don't Worry' Weather Report
Alt: Michael Fish: 'Don't Worry' Weather Report.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A bit of good news for once. I've secured permanent adoption for my friend's young son and I've also changed both my surname and the actual name of my own son. I'm now Marin Mortensen legally but my former surname, Olsson, stays on here/other socials in memory of my late wife. That is all.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another simple rule: don't fuck with the Danes.
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Dáibhí The Spooky Pumpkin 🎃 @daibhi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Proclaimers can walk 500 miles. Then 500 more... into the fucking sea. And I was quite a large fan of their music.
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Dr Han-kenstein 🖤🩶🤍💜🇵🇸 @tooriekep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No, Poppy, you insufferable privileged twonk, it's not trendy to be disabled or trans. Those things have always existed. The bigotries you engage in, though? Very much a trend, and a horrible one. Grow up and shove your school bully act up your arse.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton dead. Tim Curry dead. Rupert Grint re-joining Harry Potter. And I should have celebrated my wedding anniversary. Yup, August's been a shit month all round. Can it be September now, please?
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Billy Boston AND Dolly Parton on the same day?! This year really has gone to shit and there's still four months of it to go. 😭💔
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😢😢😢
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kit Harrington's gone on my boycott list. 'Tis a shame because I proper loved him in GoT, but as he's now pumping money into the JKR hate fund, he can get right in the bin. C*nt.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*monoplegia, not monoplasia. My mistake.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Legislation like this makes me glad I no longer live in the UK. I will, however, just use the disabled loo if I ever visit with the boys. Ain't no bugger gonna stop me. I have a disability anyway (monoplasia and slight brain damage) so it's my right. Fuck 'em.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Two months have passed since we lost Caro. I still feel lost without her by my side. 😢💔
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Dáibhí The Spooky Pumpkin 🎃 @daibhi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Trans folks aren't Pokémon. Catching them on your phone isn't the same as Pokémon Go. The toilets are not somewhere to have cameras. Piss off with this rhetoric.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Two months on Friday. I still miss her. 😭💔
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Vasuri 🧐 @vasuri.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Remembering Chester Bennington, who left us 9 years ago today. "When my time comes Forget the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed And don't resent me And when you're feeling empty Keep me in your memory Leave out all the rest"
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
RIP Kevin Keegan, love from all your friends at Everton Football Club.
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Dáibhí The Spooky Pumpkin 🎃 @daibhi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Heather Herbert should not have been charged, but then again, we have some baffling speech laws in Scotland. Presuming it's under the MCA (Scotland), they will have to prove it was Grossly Offensive to a reasonable person beyond reasonable doubt. Where are the free speech lot when required?
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sixty years of hurt. It still isn't coming home. #ENGARG
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Currently listening to my friend's 'TRIBUTE TO CARO' playlist over on Spotify. This isn't going to end well, is it? 😢💔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
NO! NOT SAM NEILL! 😭
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
FYI: For the sake of what's left of my sanity, I am putting my posts onto 'nobody can reply or quote post' until further notice. I will not be taking any further questions at this time, your honour. Thank you.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'd like to retract my earlier statement (sort of): Did I like Ann Widdecombe? Fuck no. Was I upset she was dead? Also, fuck no. However, if the news she was murdered is true, then that should be condemned. Nobody deserves to go out like that* and I still shan't be shedding any tears tonight.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's my birthday, Ann Widdecombe's finally shuffled off her mortal coil, and I'm still non-binary. I win.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ann Widdecombe is dead? Good. Awful woman.
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Lucy Evans @toffeeluce.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ah no, the lovely Bonnie Tyler's gone to the great stage in the sky. She was brilliant at Eurovision in 2013 (I was at that event owing to it being in Malmö) but, sadly, she was robbed in the final. She was also a legend and will be sadly missed. 😢
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My lovely wife should have been celebrating her birthday today. Instead, me and the boys are spending time near her grave (which isn't in the locations of the photos below) and saying hello and happy birthday to her. 😢 RIP Caro wherever you are. Love you. 💔
A woodland burial site in Denmark.Trees in a woodland burial site in Denmark.
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Powerage @powerage.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Very sad news. R.I.P. Bonnie 🕊️
Bonnie Tyler passes away at 75
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's my birthday on Friday but I don't feel like I can celebrate it this year. Caro and I had birthdays one day after the other, and now, over a month since she passed, I couldn't care less. I'm still grieving, but I'll still go and visit her on Thursday anyway and say hello. It's only right. 😢💔
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Three weeks have gone by and I still feel lost. I have been taking the boys to visit Caro, Ant and Owen and say hello, but it's not the same. I have also decided I'm going to try and fully adopt the eldest as my own. Taking him in is one of the best decisions I ever made. I'll never forget them. 💔
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Who cares if one more light goes out? I do.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
RIP @antjmorts.bsky.social. Missing you already. 😭
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hvil i evig fred, min søde Caroline. Jeg elsker dig for evigt, og jeg vil altid savne dig. Hils på Owen fra os. Sov godt. 😭💔
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"I miss you, I miss your smile, and I still shed a tear every once in a while and even though it's different now, you're still here somehow, my heart won't let you go and I need you know, I miss you, sha-la-la-la-la, I miss you." 😔
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"The feeling that I'm losing her forever, and without really entering her world, I'm glad whenever I can share her laughter, that funny little girl, slipping through my fingers all the time, I try to capture every minute, the feeling in it, slipping through my fingers all the time."
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Ant M. @antjmorts.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Ian Watkins got shanked in Wakey Gaol the other day and some people think it's OK to play his former band's music again. NO IT ISN'T. HE WAS A COMPLETE WRONGUN. GET HIM OFF YOUR PLAYLISTS. ARE YOU LOT OUT OF YOUR TINY FUCKING MINDS?!
Screenshot from Spotify showing the band Lostprophets with 337.1K monthly listeners.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Account now suspended. THANK FUCK FOR THAT. 🙌🏼
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
REJOICE! Just the rest of the shitty TERFy accounts to go now...
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Seems the so-called 'famous artist' Birdy Rose doesn't like it when she's called out for being a raging TERF. Vile woman. 😏
Screenshots from Facebook (via Twitter) from a very prominent TERF, The Famous Artist Birdy Rose, who actively promotes transphobia all over her social media pages. This shows the one-star reviews she's recieved, including one from myself which is squared in red.Screenshot from Facebook showing the one star review I left on TFABR's page with two comments underneath.

MARIN OLSSON (ME) DOESN'T RECOMMENT TFABR: "ANOTHER VILE AND DISGUSTING TERF BIGOT AND SO-CALLED 'ARTIST' WHO ACTIVELY PROMOTES TRANSPHOBIA ON HER PAGE. AVOID AT ALL COSTS."
HUMANITY FIRST (COMMENTER ONE): "THIS ARTIST MORALLY CORRUPTS AND EXPLOITS CHILDREN."
MICHAELA PICKERSGILL (COMMENTER TWO AND ANOTHER TERF): "NO SHE'S NOT THE CORRUPT ONE."
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Look at the absolute state of these two clowns. The pair of them fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Who knew that both transphobia, enbyphobia, ableism and misogyny made you horrible both inside and out? Who knew?
Two ugly TERF clowns are standing outside the Ministry of Justice in London protesting about prisons. One of them holds the usual TERFy flag and wears the 'adult human female' hoodie and the other wears a t-shirt promoting another prominent TERF's 'artwork' and a glove on her left hand. In front of them are a few bunches of flowers and, behind them, a guy looks on wondering what the fuck is going on.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
One of these women is nearly 40. The other is under the age of 30. Have a guess which is which.
A photo of @thequalmpeddler who is not a bigoted idiot with the IQ of a cornflake.A photo of 'Maia Poet' who is a bigoted transphobic ableist prick with the IQ of a cornflake.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Oh God. What's HE doing back on here?! (Thank goodness for an actual block function. I'd don't want to see his awful bile, thank you.)
Screenshot from @matthewjayains (or Matt the Twat as I call him) showing that I'm blocked by him and vice-versa. I can't see any of his posts thank God.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
RIP the 33. #BWFC
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Social media should be safe for trans people. Pass it on.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Oh piss off you pair of cranks. Also... can I just point out that you two are blocked. How the hell can you see my posts?
A list of lists that @mazolsson.bsky.social is a member of: RadLib Cranks, Echo Chamber Totalitarianism, MangAnime Avatars, Liars, Groomers/Deviants/Perverts/Predators, and toffeeluce's starter pack. I am none of the above (apart from one of the good guys).
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Louise @redliverbirdlou.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Same in retail too. Try and be nice to workers it's not that hard.
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Lucy Evans @toffeeluce.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Derby off. Game's gone. Marvellous. 😒
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